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Blessed be the Lord, don't belive everything you read up on the message board.
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If you are a Christian, you are living a lie. The Church is worse than a vestigial organ: it's a malignant tumor on mother earth and human society.

The ghost of Albert Einstein came to me in a dream and he said:

If Jesus Christ were alive today he'd be behind bars in a mental institution.

If Christ were alive today he'd be sucking dick in a dark ally for wine money.

If Christ were alive today I'd vomit his blood back all over his flaccid cock and kick him in his shriveled balls for all the good he's done us.


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<!--gradient:#FF0808,#00FF04//-->WonderrrrfFulll I"m so fullll. If I was any more full my eyes would turn brown.[/gradient]

Edited by ackack9000 (09/06/08 09:40 AM)

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Re: Merry Christmas! [Re: ackack9000]
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Who are you to require of others?  What do you want jesus to do, hold your little hand all through life?  Fucking troll. 

Must be something about fleuntly knowing lifes greatest secrets that makes you go onto message boards and try to make people feel bad for their beliefs.

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Re: Merry Christmas! [Re: unborn]
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unborn said:
Who are you to require of others?  What do you want jesus to do, hold your little hand all through life?  Fucking troll. 

Must be something about fleuntly knowing lifes greatest secrets that makes you go onto message boards and try to make people feel bad for their beliefs.


You've just fulfilled all of my wildest dreams by giving me this wonderful drama to feast upon. All I want from Jesus is DEATH. :evil:

Read the rules of this board! I want to be argued with!

I think I'll just kill myself then. Oh wait, trolls don't do that. Trolls eat people. Yummy.

Why don't you kill yourself? You might go to heaven!

I'm not trying to make anybody feel bad, I'm trying to make people examine their beliefs so they can move on and stop raping others with their self righteous name calling. (fucking troll.)

Why do I do it on a message board? Because I'm just a kid with too much spare time. Devil makes work for idle hands, right homie?


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Edited by ackack9000 (09/06/08 09:34 AM)

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Re: Merry Christmas! [Re: ackack9000]
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ackack9000 said:
I'm not trying to make anybody feel bad, I'm trying to make people examine their beliefs


It looks like you've really figured out how to effectively accomplish that. :lol:


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: Merry Christmas! [Re: fireworks_god]
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fireworks_god said:
ackack9000 said:
I'm not trying to make anybody feel bad, I'm trying to make people examine their beliefs


It looks like you've really figured out how to effectively accomplish that. :lol:


Yeah all you have to do is be a complete dick :blush:


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Re: Merry Christmas! [Re: ackack9000]
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure you really aren't accomplishing anything regarding "making people examine their beliefs". :shrug:


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: Merry Christmas! [Re: fireworks_god]
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fireworks_god said:
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you really aren't accomplishing anything regarding "making people examine their beliefs". :shrug:


You caught me. I am accomplishing something regarding, "Please (fireworks) God, Give me attention. I love it. It makes me feel like I'm alive."
though.

Actually I'm just crusading. Crusading is pretty looked down upon these days.  :banghead:

Edited by ackack9000 (09/06/08 10:00 AM)

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Re: Merry Christmas! [Re: fireworks_god]
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:cool:


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Re: Blessed be the Lord, don't belive everything you read up on the message board. [Re: ackack9000]
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ackack9000 said:
If you are a Christian, you are living a lie. The Church is worse than a vestigial organ: it's a malignant tumor on mother earth and human society.

The ghost of Albert Einstein came to me in a dream and he said:

If Jesus Christ were alive today he'd be behind bars in a mental institution.

If Christ were alive today he'd be sucking dick in a dark ally for wine money.

If Christ were alive today I'd vomit his blood back all over his flaccid cock and kick him in his shriveled balls for all the good he's done us.


You're a fucking weirdo. :thumbdown:


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Re: Blessed be the Lord, don't belive everything you read up on the message board. [Re: anarKhan]
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anarKhan said:
You're a fucking weirdo. :thumbdown:


Unlike you, I am attacking an idea, rather than an actual person.

Just hear this, friends:
The only thing worth living for is love. The only thing worth dying for is love. No person, not even Jesus, can save us from our untimely deaths.


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<!--gradient:#FF0808,#00FF04//-->WonderrrrfFulll I"m so fullll. If I was any more full my eyes would turn brown.[/gradient]

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Re: Blessed be the Lord, don't belive everything you read up on the message board. [Re: ackack9000]
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ackack9000 said:
anarKhan said:
You're a fucking weirdo. :thumbdown:


Unlike you, I am attacking an idea, rather than an actual person.



I battle the real, you, the unreal.


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Re: Blessed be the Lord, don't belive everything you read up on the message board. [Re: ackack9000]
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ackack9000 said:
If Christ were alive today he'd be sucking dick in a dark ally for wine money.

If Christ were alive today I'd vomit his blood back all over his flaccid cock and kick him in his shriveled balls for all the good he's done us.


These two sentences just singlehandedly made me recant my Christian beliefs and join the atheist revolution.


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Re: Blessed be the Lord, don't belive everything you read up on the message board. [Re: anarKhan]
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anarKhan said:
You're a fucking weirdo. :thumbdown:


Don't use this forum if you're going to break the rules. :nonono:


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: Blessed be the Lord, don't belive everything you read up on the message board. [Re: deCypher]
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"blessed be the lord" is my favourite part of this post.
:vaped:


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Re: Blessed be the Lord, don't belive everything you read up on the message board. [Re: ackack9000]
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Jesus is in a mental hospital...several in fact.


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Goodbye Shroomery.

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Re: Blessed be the Lord, don't belive everything you read up on the message board. [Re: fireworks_god]
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fireworks_god said:
anarKhan said:
You're a fucking weirdo. :thumbdown:


Don't use this forum if you're going to break the rules. :nonono:


:rolleyes:


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Goodbye Shroomery.

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Re: Blessed be the Lord, don't belive everything you read up on the message board. [Re: anarKhan]
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anarKhan said:
You're a fucking weirdo. :thumbdown:


My post was childish I grant you, but I had no idea you were going to take it so personally! I guess we should get a divorce, I'll file the papers in the morning.

figmentfragment said:
Jesus is in a mental hospital...several in fact.


Ain't that the damn truth. He's on the street shaking a cup for change as well.

Edited by ackack9000 (09/07/08 08:33 AM)

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Re: Blessed be the Lord, don't belive everything you read up on the message board. [Re: ackack9000]
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I wrote a poem about (not) being a troll

I am no troll
You came down to look for me-
in my wondrous freezing hell hole
But I was not there-
so you rose and found me in the air
hovering ten feet tall.
and then I said,
"Bow down before me and weep for my name is pain and death and one day even I-
will fall."


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<!--gradient:#FF0808,#00FF04//-->WonderrrrfFulll I"m so fullll. If I was any more full my eyes would turn brown.[/gradient]

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Re: Blessed be the Lord, don't belive everything you read up on the message board. [Re: figmentfragment]
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figmentfragment said:
:rolleyes:


So you prefer it when people do break the rules? :confused:


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: Blessed be the Lord, don't belive everything you read up on the message board. [Re: fireworks_god]
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I think my post was about as substantive as the OP, but whatever. Have you not in your years cognisance realized the futility of arguing theology; they're completely different paradigms, and your 'reason' and 'sense' hold no water here.


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