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Offlinemr freedom
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Re: The Message and the Messenger [Re: Swami]
    #802161 - 08/07/02 09:39 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Swami, please stop responding to Alex. I cannot understand why this person has not had most of his/her replys deleted, perhaps the moderators have not seen them yet. If his replys are going to continue to be in this vein then I think that the only option is for the members to ignore all off-topic posts and not allow ourselves to be side tracked.

To your question. After I showed him, the author, the proper way to restrain a biting dog, I would then give him the number to a GOOD animal trainer and use his book to light my next campfire.

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InvisibleSwami
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Posts: 15,413
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Re: Where's my massage? [Re: Sclorch]
    #802169 - 08/07/02 09:41 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

A little polish and you are almost there. Now come up for one about misogyny and massagony...


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Anonymous

Re: Where's my massage? [Re: Sclorch]
    #802181 - 08/07/02 09:46 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Sclorch, hey buddy, can I smoke out of your bag?

[giggling like a maniac]

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Anonymous

Re: Where's my massage? [Re: Swami]
    #802188 - 08/07/02 09:47 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Polish like massages? I never knew that.

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InvisibleXlea321
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Re: The Message and the Messenger [Re: mr freedom]
    #802254 - 08/07/02 10:23 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

oh give it a rest would you son? I think you'll find it was swami who stuck his beak into one of my threads and filled it with rubbish. I asked him several times to stop doing so. He has practically ruined the board with his constant interruption in threads. Certainly almost all the people who used to post here have stopped.


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Don't worry, B. Caapi

Edited by Alex123 (08/07/02 10:28 AM)

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InvisibleXlea321
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Re: The Message and the Messenger [Re: Swami]
    #802262 - 08/07/02 10:26 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

First off I never said or intimated that anywhere, but in reponse to your question I would say that someone who is happy does indeed have more spiritual insight than one who is miserable.

That's where we disagree. I think Idi Amin was very happy. So was Stalin. Most psychopaths are fairly happy. I don't think these people have much in the way of spiritual insights.

Sure the mugger may have been scared while he was robbing you not because of unhappiness but because he was risking going to jail if it didn't go right. I imagine after he was sat at home kicking back with your money he was feeling great. Certainly a lot happier than if he'd had to work 70 hours a week for the same amount of money he robs anyway.


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Don't worry, B. Caapi

Edited by Alex123 (08/07/02 10:32 AM)

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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: The Message and the Messenger [Re: Xlea321]
    #802300 - 08/07/02 10:44 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe SOME people *nudge nudge wink wink* would be easier to deal with if we could somehow pair up a massage with our posts.

I got it. We could hook up a massage chair to a computer so that it can only be operated while they are reading our posts. I figure I'll have to write some serious code... we don't want them abusing the system for self-satisfaction. Yeah. So there will be some encrypted command that will start up the chair on the other end. Maybe we can link the command with our avatars or something... nope, we have a size limit on those... hmmm... anyone have a solution for this?


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InvisibleGRTUD
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Posts: 270
Loc: United States
Re: The Message and the Messenger [Re: Sclorch]
    #802396 - 08/07/02 11:31 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

I liked this idea sooo much I went up in the attic and rummaged around and found the Christmas gift from several years ago that my wife gave me. It is one of those massage seats that you plug into an AC outlet and you can choose all kinds of different massage routines. I have found that this device creates amazing hallucinations while attempting to correspond via the computer. Through the waves of vibrations, the pixels on the screen are sorted by color and you can see subliminal messanges..............wait I think I'm on to something.............


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