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Funny jerkin off experiance.
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Ok well i took some azos and if your not familiar with those they are pain relief pills that you can take 3-4 days before a drug test and pass, oh and it also turns your piss a dark orange color. almost red.
Okay well anyways i took some and i was indeed pissin orange.
Then i got lonely and felt like jerkin it so i did.
and when i came my cum was orange! It was such a surprise and made me laugh so hard i had to do it again.
hahahaha


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
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:dancingshroom:


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: notapillow]
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:whacker:  :whacker:  :whacker:


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
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Did it taste like oranges?


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
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OMG, LOLZorzers, that's like so much funnier than ISS's ghey posts


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: robbyberto]
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Idk, i put in a jar to cure then im gonna do an extract and take all the dna out of it and make a super drug. fool.


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
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this is way better than an iss thread

:birthday:


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: notapillow]
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YAY!

wait?
whats an ISS thread?


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
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itstarssaddam
hes gayer than this for sure


thats not flaming

its just a factoid


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: notapillow]
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ISS seems to be almost as full of shit as todie, but he's not. They should date though.


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: robbyberto]
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there not?


i thought that was there deal


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: robbyberto]
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robbyberto said:
ISS seems to be almost as full of shit as todie, but he's not. They should date though.


:yesnod:
:brow:


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: notapillow]
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notapillow said:
itstarssaddam
hes gayer than this for sure




Gay?
Im simply sharing a funny jerkin off experience.
All the cool kids are doing it!


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
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Ugh....
I wanna jerk it again right now.
Erggg..
NEED PORN!


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
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Tell me more stories, brah. So I can't beat off to your beat off stories, and stuff.


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: robbyberto]
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alright well one time i was jerkin it then i thought it would be cool to do it while walking around my house and i accidentally hit a counter corner.
Felt awesome. I would Highly recommend


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
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another time i was jerkin it in the mirror while trippin and i came all over the mirror image of myself but i thought it was on me so i ran to another mirror to see and i actually did cum on me.


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
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another time i was jerkin it in a fan then i cam and it shot right back in my face and got all in my mustache.
Sadly i had to shave the poor thing :sad:


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
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Tell me one where you bust in your own eyes?


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Re: Funny jerkin off experiance. [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
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another time i was jerkin it in front of the police station and when i was about to come the cops came out and i said "fuck the police" then shot a load right on the sheriffs face.


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