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    #9220243 - 11/10/08 07:36 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9220253 - 11/10/08 07:37 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

You gotta be doing it wrong.

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9220254 - 11/10/08 07:37 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

fuck yeah.  Shit sucks bro.  one thing tho at least you get some good sleep.

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    #9220259 - 11/10/08 07:38 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9220269 - 11/10/08 07:39 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah man. Its even worse if your jacking it to some chick who you'd never fuck, who randomly seems appealing for that brief moment in time.. then afterwards you just feel ashamed.

Celibacy is nigh on impossible though... I might give it ago next week. We should revive that thread on the matter.


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9220289 - 11/10/08 07:42 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
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musher_420 said:
You gotta be doing it wrong.




i've been jerking off for 15 years. i think i have it figured out.




See I dunno about that. Why are you disappointed then? Cause after I'm done I'm usually pretty pumped and don't have a mess on my hands... Usually it's in a graduated beaker so I can update my spreadsheet.....

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Cepheus]
    #9220292 - 11/10/08 07:43 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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Cepheus said:
Its even worse if your jacking it to some chick who you'd never fuck, who randomly seems appealing for that brief moment in time.. then afterwards you just feel ashamed.




QFT! like when youre beatin it to some tranny...

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Galvie_Flu]
    #9220304 - 11/10/08 07:44 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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fuck yeah.  Shit sucks bro.  one thing tho at least you get some good sleep.




Damn skippy. I am able to sleep within 5 minutes, especially stoned. If I am stoned, it's less than that.


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9220308 - 11/10/08 07:44 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

It only feels like a waste when I bust a nut right when they cut to the shot of the dude's grunting face.  Then I'm stuck closing my eyes and thinking about the first hot girl that pops into my head.  But by then it's usually to late and the nut was in vain.  :crankey:

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9220332 - 11/10/08 07:48 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I don't feel like I wasted my time, but after busting, I ALWAYS crave drugs, busting makes me just want to get fucked up.


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Newbie]
    #9220336 - 11/10/08 07:48 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

longest i've gone was a month and that was around this time last year.  We should start another "Who can go the longest without Jerkin Off" Challenge

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9220363 - 11/10/08 07:53 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

not really..... my mess is either in OR on my fiancee. haha.


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Galvie_Flu]
    #9220436 - 11/10/08 08:04 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I'd be up for it.


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9220438 - 11/10/08 08:04 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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Anyone else feel like they just wasted their time afterwards? Left with nothing but porn on your screen, a mess in your hand, and all the wasted chi drained from your being.




Depends if you took too long, or you were procrastinating because you had more important shit to do. Then you would understandably feel a bit guilty.

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Galvie_Flu]
    #9220474 - 11/10/08 08:13 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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longest i've gone was a month and that was around this time last year.  We should start another "Who can go the longest without Jerkin Off" Challenge







Hell no every last person in the end was lying.


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: DeathCompany]
    #9220661 - 11/10/08 08:39 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

:whacker:  :sperm:  :sperm:

Yeah, it is kinda like taking a shit though.  Shitting is pretty funny and disgusting too if you think about it, but its something that you just gotta do.  It's all part of being an animal.  You need to drain the nuts or you'll get blue balls.  It always refreshes me and I can get back more meaningful things like smoking pot and posting shit on here.

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Newbie]
    #9220691 - 11/10/08 08:45 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I almost died laughing.


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: musher_420]
    #9220834 - 11/10/08 09:08 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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musher_420 said:
You gotta be doing it wrong.




QFT.

But, back when I wasn't getting sex on a regular basis, I felt that way.  Now that I also have sex pretty regularly, after I nut from jerking off I just feel high for a while.  I've figured out how to make it more intense and last longer just by completely giving my mind over to the orgasm.  Its great.


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: DragonChaser]
    #9220854 - 11/10/08 09:11 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I use breathing techniques. Also relaxing helps a TON. I still feel lame afterwards, even though i get laid a few times a week. And the lay is FUCKING AWESOME about 99% of the time. IDK. Masturbating is more like.... Running for me. I really don't wanna do it, but it kinda feels good. LOL. Sex is way better.  I just don't want to wait 2-3 days.


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Galvie_Flu]
    #9220909 - 11/10/08 09:20 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

"Who can go the longest without Jerkin Off" Challenge


I'm confident I'd win.  Just don't have much sex drive.

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Ego Death]
    #9220918 - 11/10/08 09:21 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

.. :frown: Poor bastard. Unless you're single. in which case, that's ok.


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Galvie_Flu]
    #9220937 - 11/10/08 09:23 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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centrum said:
longest i've gone was a month and that was around this time last year.  We should start another "Who can go the longest without Jerkin Off" Challenge




yeah that was fun! I really liked trying to test my self-control and break my bad habit.
I'm sure most of the contestants were pretty honest last time too... i know i was. I lasted about 1-2 weeks if i remember correctly.
who won the original contest anyway?


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: SampaJasli]
    #9220978 - 11/10/08 09:33 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

i dunno who won last time, but I'm up to the challenge and a qualified participant.

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Galvie_Flu]
    #9220995 - 11/10/08 09:36 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

as long as you got one hand and a dick youre qualified lol


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    #9225840 - 11/11/08 05:38 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9226094 - 11/11/08 06:22 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I took this from the thread "first dream in years" in Physical and mental health:

"Im in good health and have recently decided because of certain things going on in my life i need to stop smoking weed temporarily to clean the cobwebs out, i feel as if so much progress is being made in my life right now i cant smoke because it takes me out of my progressive state of mind."

I feel the same way but about masturbation. After looking at pornography i generally feel very low, embarassed, ashamed, etc.

I'd prefer to have 0 sex drive. Sex is unimportant to me, and generally i feel females to be a distraction and that im my best when im alone.

However, masturbation is whole 'nother game...

When i dont cum, i feel more focused and motivated.

Im gonna win this masturbation contest!


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: misos]
    #9226472 - 11/11/08 07:14 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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misos said:
Quote:

centrum said:
fuck yeah.  Shit sucks bro.  one thing tho at least you get some good sleep.




Damn skippy. I am able to sleep within 5 minutes, especially stoned. If I am stoned, it's less than that.





Stoned + sex = fall asleep in about 2 minutes after I'm "done".

And its a great sleep too


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: aDoS]
    #9226580 - 11/11/08 07:30 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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aDoS said:
I don't feel like I wasted my time, but after busting, I ALWAYS crave drugs, busting makes me just want to get fucked up.



:crazy2:        :rofl2:

Wow. :grin:


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Newbie]
    #9226646 - 11/11/08 07:38 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Lol that reminds me of this pic off another forum.



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    #9226663 - 11/11/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Triad]
    #9226669 - 11/11/08 07:41 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

That made me laugh so hard... thanks for posting that.


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9226673 - 11/11/08 07:41 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

only if a pussy was on it.

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Triad]
    #9227103 - 11/11/08 09:06 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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Lol that reminds me of this pic off another forum.






That's exactly it.  To the T.

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