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Offlinemisos
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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Ego Death]
    #9220918 - 11/10/08 09:21 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

.. :frown: Poor bastard. Unless you're single. in which case, that's ok.


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Galvie_Flu]
    #9220937 - 11/10/08 09:23 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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centrum said:
longest i've gone was a month and that was around this time last year.  We should start another "Who can go the longest without Jerkin Off" Challenge




yeah that was fun! I really liked trying to test my self-control and break my bad habit.
I'm sure most of the contestants were pretty honest last time too... i know i was. I lasted about 1-2 weeks if i remember correctly.
who won the original contest anyway?


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: SampaJasli]
    #9220978 - 11/10/08 09:33 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

i dunno who won last time, but I'm up to the challenge and a qualified participant.

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Galvie_Flu]
    #9220995 - 11/10/08 09:36 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

as long as you got one hand and a dick youre qualified lol


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    #9225840 - 11/11/08 05:38 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9226094 - 11/11/08 06:22 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I took this from the thread "first dream in years" in Physical and mental health:

"Im in good health and have recently decided because of certain things going on in my life i need to stop smoking weed temporarily to clean the cobwebs out, i feel as if so much progress is being made in my life right now i cant smoke because it takes me out of my progressive state of mind."

I feel the same way but about masturbation. After looking at pornography i generally feel very low, embarassed, ashamed, etc.

I'd prefer to have 0 sex drive. Sex is unimportant to me, and generally i feel females to be a distraction and that im my best when im alone.

However, masturbation is whole 'nother game...

When i dont cum, i feel more focused and motivated.

Im gonna win this masturbation contest!


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: misos]
    #9226472 - 11/11/08 07:14 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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misos said:
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centrum said:
fuck yeah.  Shit sucks bro.  one thing tho at least you get some good sleep.




Damn skippy. I am able to sleep within 5 minutes, especially stoned. If I am stoned, it's less than that.





Stoned + sex = fall asleep in about 2 minutes after I'm "done".

And its a great sleep too


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: aDoS]
    #9226580 - 11/11/08 07:30 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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aDoS said:
I don't feel like I wasted my time, but after busting, I ALWAYS crave drugs, busting makes me just want to get fucked up.



:crazy2:        :rofl2:

Wow. :grin:


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Newbie]
    #9226646 - 11/11/08 07:38 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Lol that reminds me of this pic off another forum.



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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #9226663 - 11/11/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Triad]
    #9226669 - 11/11/08 07:41 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

That made me laugh so hard... thanks for posting that.


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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9226673 - 11/11/08 07:41 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

only if a pussy was on it.

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Re: The first 20 seconds after you bust (after jerkin off) [Re: Triad]
    #9227103 - 11/11/08 09:06 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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Triad said:
Lol that reminds me of this pic off another forum.






That's exactly it.  To the T.

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