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Bears v. Vikings...
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Wake me up when this one is over....

<whimper>


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Bears v. Vikings... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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i can give less 2 craps about either team


but i'll watch for Adrian Peterson and THE Devin Hester


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Re: Bears v. Vikings... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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HAHAHAHAH Adrian Peterson's dad looks younger than him.


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"Shmokin' weed, Shmokin' wizz, doin' coke, drinkin' beers.  Drinkin' beers beers beers, rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts.  Who smokes tha blunts?  We smoke the blunts" - Jay and Silent Bob strike Back

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Re: Bears v. Vikings... [Re: LiquidSmoke]
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Yeah this game is a classic yawner, I am going to bed


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:

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Re: Bears v. Vikings... [Re: OldSpice]
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I'm I the only one old enough to remember when MNF mattered, even if the teams were crappy?


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A society whose whole idea is to eliminate suffering and bring it's members the greatest amount of comfort and pleasure is doomed to be destroyed -Thomas Merton

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Re: Bears v. Vikings... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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My buddy and I found the following Blog when searching google for the audio clip of Rex Grossman saying "fuck it, im going deep."




"The Mind Of Rex Grossman:


Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am."


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Re: Bears v. Vikings... [Re: AaronEvil]
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Never read Kissing Suzy Kolber before? Just read through the archives...Sexy Rexy is a main character...they're fucking hilarious over there. Right now they're upping the offer every week of money to defensive players to break Tom Brady's legs.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Bears v. Vikings... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneLessForeskin said:
Never read Kissing Suzy Kolber before? Just read through the archives...Sexy Rexy is a main character...they're fucking hilarious over there. Right now they're upping the offer every week of money to defensive players to break Tom Brady's legs.


I had never heard of it before. Some of the other posts are funny but the Sexy Rexy character is by far the best. Maybe its just my distaste for him that makes it funny.


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Re: Bears v. Vikings... [Re: AaronEvil]
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From all accounts, he's actually a pretty decent guy.

Him and his wife live in a pretty modest suburb in Chicago, and his house isn't all that big.  He's not ostentatious, or boisterous.  A good guy in Chicago...

But he's a terrible quarterback, and apparently made of porcelin.

It sucks, because we could have had something.

:frown:

Now its down to trade for D. Mcnabb.  Or implement the Minnesota "Purple Jesus Plan" and trade up to get Darren Mcfadden.  Arkansas' entire offense was built around direct snaps to Mcfadden, so at least he wouldn't be new to the situation.

The only worse thing than the Bears losing?



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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Bears v. Vikings... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I hope the Pack wins the Superbowl. :thumbup:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Bears v. Vikings... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Because the only alternative is another crushing New England Sports Victory.

How many of those can you take?


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Bears v. Vikings... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I would just love to see Brett Favre show Tom Brady who's boss and lead the Packers down the field for a 4th quarter game-winning drive.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Bears v. Vikings... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneLessForeskin said:
I hope the Pack wins the Superbowl. :thumbup:


Me too.

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Re: Bears v. Vikings... [Re: Redstorm]
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Also want to say - Bears vs. Vikes was actually a pretty damn good game.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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