DuNeRaVeR said:

wiggles said:

It'd be hotter if it was homosexual lesbian sex.

"Mommy?????"

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Learyfan said:

I applaud this girl's rugged individualism.

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Learyfan said:

Let me give you a laugh at my expense tonight.  Cause it's a pretty funny story.  So I met this girl Saturday and I asked her out.  She's a cute, newly divorced Romanian girl with a 4 year old kid.  Last night we went on our first date.  We went out to dinner and then back to her place to "talk".  Well we sat on her couch drinking beer and talking.  One thing led to another and we started to have sex on her living room couch.  We had to have sex on the couch because for some reason, the babysitter put her son to sleep in her bed.  She didn't want to move him because apparently the kid won't go back to sleep after you wake him up.  So she leaves him there.  We started having heterosexual vaginal sex for 5-10 minutes maybe and then the kid walks out of the bedroom into the living room where his mom and I are completely naked and having sex. 

 

Well I jumped off of her like I had been catapulted and tried then to play it cool and hide myself behind the arm of the couch.  She covered herself with a blanket and then threw me one.  The kid is crying and I'm just laying there in shock.  So she takes him into his bedroom and tries to get him to go to sleep for 10 minutes or so and comes back out.  She tells me that she can't get him to go back to sleep.  So then she brings him back out into the living room and turns on a kids channel trying to get him to fall asleep watching TV so that we can go finish the job in her bedroom.  That little bastard would not go back to sleep.  So I got my things and left.  We agreed that the next session will take place at my pad, obviously.  She doesn't think that he knows what he saw because he's four and he has not been told about the birds and the bees yet.  She's still worried that she has somehow scarred her kid for life since he walked out and saw his mother getting fucked by some stranger.  I told her that he'll be alright.  But isn't that fucked up?

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Crystal G said:

LOL, i remember when i caught my drunk ass dad on top of my drunk ass mom when I was 4 years old... i thought he was hurting her cause of the noises she was making, so i pounced on my dads back and started beating him in the head HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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