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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: kaniz]
    #4951840 - 11/18/05 01:46 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Ack!  Homos!  Run everybody!  :tongue:


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OfflineMicrocosmatrix
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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4951858 - 11/18/05 01:50 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, I got to that part and had to click out of this thread before I violently upchucked  beer all over the pizza I was eating and therfore ruined my entire lunch experience. :thumbdown:

I can actually handle OTD much better while eating.


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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #4951863 - 11/18/05 01:52 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I have a sex fantasy. I've fullfilled all my past fantasies, so I've had to come up with new ones. Should I make a new thread on this topic?


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OfflineMicrocosmatrix
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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4951869 - 11/18/05 01:53 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

sure, hell yeah this one's shot to hell


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OfflineBhairabas
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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #4951870 - 11/18/05 01:53 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Hey noone said they had to be wild heterosexual sex storys..


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OfflineMicrocosmatrix
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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: Bhairabas]
    #4951872 - 11/18/05 01:54 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bhairabas said:
Hey noone said they had to be wild heterosexual sex storys..




you may have your thread :thumbup: I'll be in Des's hehe


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OfflineMicrocosmatrix
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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: Bhairabas]
    #4951888 - 11/18/05 01:58 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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Any wild sex stories???




I guess the word "sex" just defaults to heterosexual in my mind.


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Invisiblekaniz
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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #4952218 - 11/18/05 03:20 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Hey, atleast we gave warnings that gay sex stories were comming up. If you were interested, you could carry on - if not, jump down to the next post that wasnt ghey-oriented :smile:

Its funny, when I think of sex - homosexual jumps to mind first. The thought of Vaginas just seems forgin to me, *laugh*

and really, most hets I know - their sexlife aint nothing compared to us fags :smile: (not to say, that hets cant get a bit crazy at times also).

But now, I'm in a monog relationship - sex life still damn great, but no real 'crazy stories' result from it, lol.


Edited by kaniz (11/18/05 03:21 PM)


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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #4952224 - 11/18/05 03:22 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
Quote:

Bhairabas said:
Hey noone said they had to be wild heterosexual sex storys..




you may have your thread :thumbup: I'll be in Des's hehe




:lol:
Couldn't of said it better myself...


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OfflineMicrocosmatrix
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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: kaniz]
    #4952228 - 11/18/05 03:22 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

It's cool than a fan man, cool than a fan :lol:


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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #4952834 - 11/18/05 06:14 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Shorter microcosmatrix:

"I thought tomk and kaniz had disgusting posts....After I read them 200 times..."

Gay sex is great.

I don't know what the red thigns mean. I'm not much of a gay club type. I do want go to some gay leather stuff and get fucked by 100 guys in a row on a sling though.


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Invisiblekaniz
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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: tomk]
    #4953109 - 11/18/05 07:20 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Generally, I'm not much for "gay clubs", espically in Toronto. There are 'gay clubs', which play wailing-diva vocal house. Then, ther are after-hours, which tend to be a mix of gay/straight (in toronto, more straight then gay), and FAR FAR better music.

I think it's a common misconception that 'gay clubs have better music' - tend to enjoy the harder/darker sounds then the "Lets put a 4/4 beat and find a black women to wail for a song" type of fluff - belch. I *HATE* Diva House, Diva House is what turned me off of /all/ house music for a long time, it wasnt untill I went to Stereo and a few other "good" house clubs that I gave it a chance again.

Bad house is horrible - but when house music is good, damn its good.


However, to fullfull that fantasy, you may want to check out a bath-house during a Mr. Leather event (if your city has them), or goto Chicago during MLT - and I'm sure you wouldnt have a problem. *laugh* - mind you, its not something I'd do myself (to anal about safe sex to do that), but, I've seen similar done before. I've seen a Master and his slave, and a line-up to use his slave before - that sounds like it'd be just your thing :P

*************WARNING: More gay sex stories********************

Things I've seen, but not taken part in.

- 2004 Montreal Pride, was at Aria. Was high as a kite on mush+e+k, walking around the dancefloor, and notice a circle of people, walk to the edge of it, two guys full-on fucking in the middle of the dance floor, another guy on the other side of the circle is getting a BJ.

- Sitting down on a bench next to my BF, look over to my left, and a girl rolls over and starts giving her BF a blowjob right next to us.

- ????? I didnt see this myself, but friend of mine was at a Black and Blue (big big party, 10,000+ people), in the 'gay area' of the dancefloor, he stumbled into a fisting circle, about 6 guys in a circle playing with eachothers assess.

Now, if I hadnt partied in MTL before and seen 'what people get away with' first hand, I wouldnt of belived that. But, after seeing things first hand - I have no reason to think he was BSing me when he told me that.


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OfflineMicrocosmatrix
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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: tomk]
    #4953698 - 11/18/05 09:36 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I like the crank call where the guy calls the gay bar up to warn the manager that he "saw some queers" in his bar


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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: kaniz]
    #4953719 - 11/18/05 09:41 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I want to hear some wild sexy lesbian sex stories!!! if they are good looking and hot. Whoot!!! Pictures and video as well..if you have them. :smirk:


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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: kaniz]
    #4954521 - 11/19/05 02:00 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah it would be my thing.  I know this big black top from a ways away.  I want to set something like that up with my master giving me over to him.  I want to sit there blindfolded and bound while I hear them talking about what he can do with me and evaluating me like I am not there.  Then I want him to use me without ever even getting the chance to see him.  Hot.

Once I was tied up in a sling, high as a kite on bong hits, getting hot wax dripped all over my chest and balls and stuff.  :frown:  Then he started playing with my ass, working bigger and bigger toys in.  Finally, with poppers he gets a buttplug in that is big enough to be painful.  Then, he gives me more poppers.  After the poppers, he gives me another huge bong hit as I am coming up on the poppers.  Then, he starts caning me fast.  One hand is released, and I am allowed to jack off.  As I get closer to cumming, he starts hitting me harder and harder with the cane, and there is lots more pot and poppers.  Finally, he tells me he is not going to stop hitting me hard until I cum, and starts welting me with the cane.  I am very close to cumming but can't quite do it.  So, he starts hitting me in the spot between the thigh and the ass hard enough I would of been running if I wasn't so high and close to cumming.  He keeps beating this spot hard.  I start to get scared that I'm completely helpless and he is starting to lose control and hit me too much and too fast and too hard.  keeping up the caning, he starts fucking me with the butt plug until I cum.  After I cum, he ties my hand back, stops hitting me, and then keeps jacking me off with a vibrator and the buttplug until I come two more times.  Then, he leaves me floating in the sling, high as hell, and plays the song 'ground control to major tom.' while I recover.

thats how I got my nickname.  :laugh:


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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: Skunk420]
    #4954555 - 11/19/05 02:14 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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skunk78395 said:
I want to hear some wild sexy lesbian sex stories!!! if they are good looking and hot. Whoot!!! Pictures and video as well..if you have them. :smirk:




Lol, yeah, ladies...  Enough guys.


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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #4954651 - 11/19/05 03:27 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:

It is a real sausage fest in here, huh?


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Re: Any wild sex stories??? [Re: tomk]
    #4954766 - 11/19/05 06:14 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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tomk said:
I know this big black top from a ways away.  I want to set something like that up with my master giving me over to him.




Oh God, I'm in hell!  :crazy:  :lol:


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