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InvisibleMOTH
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Lesbian Dream
    #5932012 - 08/04/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Everytime I have sex in my dreams, it's with a chick.  Last night was no exception.  We enjoyed one another immensely, however, after I got her off (BEAUTIFUL blonde with an even more lovely pink pussy) she left me hanging!!  :mad:

I was so disappointed.  :sad:


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5932013 - 08/04/06 04:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Try it out for real....I always get cock blocked in dreams, usually by waking up.


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: barfightlard]
    #5932022 - 08/04/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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bellylard said:
Try it out for real....I always get cock blocked in dreams, usually by waking up.




I just want to know: Who is she? And where can I find her?


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5932026 - 08/04/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

A gay bar. Look for the hot blonde girl.


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5932027 - 08/04/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

The internet is the only place to find those kind of lesbians. IRL lesbians are vastly less attractive.


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: barfightlard]
    #5932031 - 08/04/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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bellylard said:
A gay bar. Look for the hot blonde girl.




video tape and provide the shroomery with a link.. lol.. jk.. but i know what ur talkin about.. (not the lesbian part.) but yeah.. is it always the same girl>?


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5932034 - 08/04/06 04:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
she left me hanging!!  :mad:




"I got min, you go get yours"

yeah, I hate that


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: Capless]
    #5932035 - 08/04/06 04:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Capless said:
IRL lesbians are vastly less attractive.




Lipstix proves much differently


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: Banez]
    #5932067 - 08/04/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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OHSBrave06 said:
Quote:

bellylard said:
A gay bar. Look for the hot blonde girl.




video tape and provide the shroomery with a link.. lol.. jk.. but i know what ur talkin about.. (not the lesbian part.) but yeah.. is it always the same girl>?




No...but I have a feeling we've messed around before. Or that may have been another blonde girl.


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5932077 - 08/04/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Some lesbians are really chick like and are actually very good looking:

Portia De Rossi...

If you are really curious maybe you'd want to try something with a girl. I don';t think homosexuality is for everyone tho.

You might be disgusted by it once it's in your face (no pun intended)


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5932083 - 08/04/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Go lucid and ask her?


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: Capless]
    #5932092 - 08/04/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Capless said:
The internet is the only place to find those kind of lesbians. IRL lesbians are vastly less attractive.



Not true. I know a lesbian who I'd definitely fuck if I could.


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5932112 - 08/04/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I think you should have sex with a big hariy butch dyke for your first time and move up from there.  Eventually you'll get tired of chewing on blood-stained carpet mounds and will fiend the cock once more.

PM when that day comes. :naughty:


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: pantsboy]
    #5932118 - 08/04/06 04:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Not to advocate here but women have been known to pleasure eachother better than a man can.

But again, it isn;t for everyone emotionally/psychologically.


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5932138 - 08/04/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dont you have a boyfriend??



Are you gonna let him join in?  :naughty:


And whats this about all your sex dreams being with girls? I remember you posting a few threads about shroomery orgies which included both genders...


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: eligal]
    #5932215 - 08/04/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I have a husband.  Why should he care about me being aroused by women?

Quote:

And whats this about all your sex dreams being with girls? I remember you posting a few threads about shroomery orgies which included both genders...




Come on, it should be obvious.  :smirk:


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: blink]
    #5932306 - 08/04/06 06:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

blinkidiot said:
Go lucid and ask her?




That's a great idea!
I'm sure you've got the ability to do this Ellemy, give it a try... especially once she leaves you disapointed, you deserve to know why, and she'd be the best (only) person (figment) to ask.  :heart:


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5932355 - 08/04/06 06:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I think she is your inner lesbian that you never let out but trick yourself into thinking she let you down.


Or she is the loving mother nature and you fear she will not reciprocate your kindness.


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5933249 - 08/04/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

my erection is lifting the desk, right now


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5933260 - 08/04/06 11:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: pantsboy]
    #5933287 - 08/05/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

pantsboy said:
I think you should have sex with a big hariy butch dyke for your first time and move up from there.  Eventually you'll get tired of chewing on blood-stained carpet mounds and will fiend the cock once more.

PM when that day comes. :naughty:




Ewww, that is disgusting!  Why would you ever go down on that??  First off, the carpet has got to go, for Christ's sake women - shave that shit off!  As for blood stained - I would never go down on a chick who's ragging, and I wouldn't ever expect anyone else to either.  That's just nasty. :argh:


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5933302 - 08/05/06 12:05 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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EllemyshShade said:
I have a husband. Why should he care about me being aroused by women?




Have you and your husband tried swinging ever?


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: princestoadstool]
    #5933427 - 08/05/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

doesnt that defy the reason of getting merried? I mean if ur into that stuff why get married?


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5933800 - 08/05/06 05:55 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
I have a husband.  Why should he care about me being aroused by women?

Quote:

And whats this about all your sex dreams being with girls? I remember you posting a few threads about shroomery orgies which included both genders...




Come on, it should be obvious.  :smirk:





:confused:
I dont get it...


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: princestoadstool]
    #5933869 - 08/05/06 07:28 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

princestoadstool said:
Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
I have a husband. Why should he care about me being aroused by women?




Have you and your husband tried swinging ever?




We are slowing venturing into that territory. But slowly...we love one another and don't want to cause anyone pain. Right now, we just talk about it.


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5933877 - 08/05/06 07:39 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
Quote:

princestoadstool said:
Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
I have a husband.  Why should he care about me being aroused by women?




Have you and your husband tried swinging ever?




We are slowing venturing into that territory.  But slowly...we love one another and don't want to cause anyone pain.  Right now, we just talk about it.




cool...after this last breakup I just went through I realised something very important about relationships.  you have to be totally comfortable and be yourself around the other person (like a best friend) otherwise it just gets difficult.  this isncludes the changes you go through as a person, acceptance is key.
you obviously fancy women, does your husband fancy men? ask about his sexuality as well so you aren't the only one hehehehehe

good work though talking about it  :thumbup:


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: Silversoul]
    #5934015 - 08/05/06 09:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Silversoul said:
Quote:

Capless said:
The internet is the only place to find those kind of lesbians. IRL lesbians are vastly less attractive.



Not true.  I know a lesbian who I'd definitely fuck if I could.




Yeah, there are some that live next door. We know for a fact that they are lesbos, as they admit it. They are always having these strange women show up, it's weird. A lot of them are very young and attractive... actually some are really hot. They usually bring suitcases and spend the night too. Hmm :naughty: :crazy2:


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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: MOTH]
    #5934063 - 08/05/06 09:55 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'm a beautiful blonde internet lesbian! :laugh:



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Re: Lesbian Dream [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5934070 - 08/05/06 10:01 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:whacker:


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