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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
#7407173 - 09/14/07 12:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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So then she brings him back out into the living room and turns on a kids channel trying to get him to fall asleep watching TV
That's the biggest problem I see with this story.
lol seriously what's with all the stories? I think when a kid asks : "wtf are you doing?" the sex couple should reply with "we're having sex."
Kid would just be like "ok" then proceed to leave... it would be all so much easier :P
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7407188 - 09/14/07 12:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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girls that fuck on first date are k3y 
lol crystal~ funny image that was in my mind @_@
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7407234 - 09/14/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ok maybe the kid will not realize what he saw now. But in a few years when he learns about sex...and remembers that. Fuck....I feel so sorry for that kid.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7407422 - 09/14/07 01:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: She's still worried that she has somehow scarred her kid for life since he walked out and saw his mother getting fucked by some stranger. I told her that he'll be alright. But isn't that fucked up?
two words. Repressed Memories
no worries though, lil wanker wont be any more fucked up than the rest of us.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: DeathCompany]
#7410053 - 09/14/07 04:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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no worries though, lil wanker wont be any more fucked up than the rest of us.

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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7410185 - 09/14/07 05:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: We started having heterosexual vaginal sex.
WTF? Do you really talk like that? Hey, baby, let's have heterosexual vaginal sex. Seeing as how there weren't any other men present in the room, it's pretty much a given that we weren't going to assume you were having homosexual anal homosex.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: LucidDream]
#7410257 - 09/14/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was just trying to be funny.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: LucidDream]
#7410259 - 09/14/07 05:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: We started having heterosexual vaginal sex.
WTF? Do you really talk like that? Hey, baby, let's have heterosexual vaginal sex. Seeing as how there weren't any other men present in the room, it's pretty much a given that we weren't going to assume you were having homosexual anal homosex.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: LucidDream]
#7410272 - 09/14/07 05:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wouldnt worry about it too much. the kid had no idea what was going on. Anyways, it's just sex. Hopefully everyone has it. I don't see the big deal.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: grapejelly]
#7410284 - 09/14/07 05:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah exactly. I don't think that adults should make it a habit of fucking in front of kids, but sex is a normal and natural part of life. I guess the Romanian chick and I were horrified because we've been taught that kids should never even see nude people, let alone people fucking.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7410664 - 09/14/07 07:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Way to scar a poor child who doesnt understand why mommy and daddy are not together and some strange hippy is boning her.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mndfreeze]
#7410690 - 09/14/07 07:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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The room was pretty dark though. I forgot to mention that. All of the lights were off except for the TV. We had the Classic Rock radio station/TV channel deal on. He probably just saw my ass and maybe his Mom naked. He probably didn't see that I was thrusting my penis into the place where he came from or anything.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7410720 - 09/14/07 07:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: I guess the Romanian chick and I were horrified because we've been taught that kids should never even see nude people, let alone people fucking.
The first step to breaking unwanted programming is realizing that you have been programmed
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Clean]
#7410773 - 09/14/07 08:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Totally. I admit that I've been programmed. I'm just trying to be free.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7410964 - 09/14/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think this was the essence of Leary's message to humanity, so often ignored by the media and pop culture in general.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Clean]
#7410982 - 09/14/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Definitely. That's a lot of people's message.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7411352 - 09/14/07 10:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: Sorry I left you guys hanging. A friend of mine (not the Romanian girl) came over to hang out and I didn't make it back to the computer. Anyway, I loved all of your comments. "Worst threesome ever" was the funniest, I must say. 
I don't know this girl very well, but I don't think she's a delinquent mother or anything. I think she was just really horny. Although she's newly divorced, she has been separated from her husband for some time and hasn't had sex since January. So I think that she just got carried away in the moment and took a stupid risk. By the way, she's 26 and I'm 29. She's hot and I love her Romanian accent. It's pretty thick because she has only been in America since 1999. I got lucky man. I'm not a mack like this usually.
We're trying to coordinate our next encounter but her babysitters and her baby daddy are all unavailable this weekend.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Crystal G]
#7411419 - 09/14/07 10:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: LOL, i remember when i caught my drunk ass dad on top of my drunk ass mom when I was 4 years old... i thought he was hurting her cause of the noises she was making, so i pounced on my dads back and started beating him in the head HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: grapejelly]
#7411535 - 09/14/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yea totally true. Its just sex. But its not fucking right to see your mother getting fucked by strangers. Thats just disturbing. Like I said he won't know what was going on right now. But when he learns about sex...he will remember...and I feel very sorry for when he does. No one should see their mother getting fucked by a stranger!
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: aDoS]
#7411733 - 09/15/07 01:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think everyone should have to see their mother get fucked by a stranger
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