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4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother
#7401587 - 09/12/07 05:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Let me give you a laugh at my expense tonight. Cause it's a pretty funny story. So I met this girl Saturday and I asked her out. She's a cute, newly divorced Romanian girl with a 4 year old kid. Last night we went on our first date. We went out to dinner and then back to her place to "talk". Well we sat on her couch drinking beer and talking. One thing led to another and we started to have sex on her living room couch. We had to have sex on the couch because for some reason, the babysitter put her son to sleep in her bed. She didn't want to move him because apparently the kid won't go back to sleep after you wake him up. So she leaves him there. We started having heterosexual vaginal sex for 5-10 minutes maybe and then the kid walks out of the bedroom into the living room where his mom and I are completely naked and having sex.
Well I jumped off of her like I had been catapulted and tried then to play it cool and hide myself behind the arm of the couch. She covered herself with a blanket and then threw me one. The kid is crying and I'm just laying there in shock. So she takes him into his bedroom and tries to get him to go to sleep for 10 minutes or so and comes back out. She tells me that she can't get him to go back to sleep. So then she brings him back out into the living room and turns on a kids channel trying to get him to fall asleep watching TV so that we can go finish the job in her bedroom. That little bastard would not go back to sleep. So I got my things and left. We agreed that the next session will take place at my pad, obviously. She doesn't think that he knows what he saw because he's four and he has not been told about the birds and the bees yet. She's still worried that she has somehow scarred her kid for life since he walked out and saw his mother getting fucked by some stranger. I told her that he'll be alright. But isn't that fucked up?
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7401602 - 09/12/07 05:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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hahahahaha... poor kid. actually, poor leary. blueballs much?
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7401616 - 09/12/07 05:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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"So did he cum or what?"
I must say, I am a big fan of heterosexual vaginal sex
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7401634 - 09/12/07 05:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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My sympathies to you. Better make the 2nd go one to remember.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Psy Baba]
#7401646 - 09/12/07 05:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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DuNeRaVeR said: Better make the 2nd go one to remember.
Yeah, this story sounds real forgettable.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: slackophage]
#7401652 - 09/12/07 06:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ha, good damn point.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Psy Baba]
#7401661 - 09/12/07 06:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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It'd be hotter if it was homosexual lesbian sex.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan] 1
#7401666 - 09/12/07 06:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i always go for the homosexual vag sex my self, but whatever.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: wiggles]
#7401668 - 09/12/07 06:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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wiggles said: It'd be hotter if it was homosexual lesbian sex.
"Mommy!!!!!!!"
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: wiggles]
#7401685 - 09/12/07 06:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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wiggles said: It'd be hotter if it was homosexual lesbian sex.
"Mommy!!!!!!!"
Just hand him a copy of this and keep going...
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Psy Baba]
#7401687 - 09/12/07 06:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn,I'd be pissed.Fuckin lil runt...go to sleep!!! ARRGGHHH!
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
#7401696 - 09/12/07 06:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Whyd you leave? It pisses me off when I dont get to nut.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7401701 - 09/12/07 06:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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worst threesome ever.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: roby000]
#7401824 - 09/12/07 06:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: jewunit]
#7401952 - 09/12/07 07:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7401997 - 09/12/07 07:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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hehe nice story man..
fucked up? yeah I guess maybe kinda awkward? especially cos you don't really know this chick so well.. ehehee
reminds me of when I was fucking this milf. It all went well during the night, but when we went for the morning sex, it all went downhill with her kid screaming, raving and jumping around everywhere!*(@)U)@
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7402045 - 09/12/07 07:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn. How old is this chick? Is she hot?
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: ToTheSummit]
#7402316 - 09/12/07 08:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ToTheSummit said:
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wiggles said: It'd be hotter if it was homosexual lesbian sex.
"Mommy!!!!!!!"
Just hand him a copy of this and keep going...
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7402455 - 09/12/07 08:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Been there, though the lady was 36 and my mom's nextdoor neighbor I was 20, the kid was 5 and the fucker walked in.
Luckily she was on top and she kinda laid to the side casual-like and the kid asked what I was doing in his mom's bed. I told him I was resting my eyes.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Penguarky Tunguin] 1
#7402635 - 09/12/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha. My friend was telling me recently about how his dad would have his girlfriend over for a "session" and make up the most ridiculous things such as "I felt sick so I took off all my clothes" the hilarious thing he said was that he didn't know they were doing it until his dad made that stupid story.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Brainiac]
#7402661 - 09/12/07 09:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha those just made my day
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: StriplessRED]
#7402793 - 09/12/07 10:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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So then she brings him back out into the living room and turns on a kids channel trying to get him to fall asleep watching TV
That's the biggest problem I see with this story.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7402853 - 09/12/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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This lady is obviously mother of the year material...way to pick 'em Learyfan
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Senor_Doobie]
#7402882 - 09/12/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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My sympathies go to the kid. Oh my science....I would be scarred for life if I saw a stranger fucking my mom. I bet that kid becomes a serial killer. You fucked up that kid's brain dood.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: aDoS]
#7403951 - 09/13/07 07:21 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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No way, the kid didn't even know what was going on. Give it 5-10 years, then you'll have problems...
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7403961 - 09/13/07 07:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Same thing happened to me with my ex-gf's 9-year-old. We were actually finished, but I was laying on top of her after (under the covers).
Then I heard her say "Ack! Close the door!" I cover our heads with the duvet.
From behind the door I hear: "Why are you guys trying to make babies?"
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7403996 - 09/13/07 07:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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LOL.
I gotta say at 4 that kid knows something was up! Rule #1: if you have sex with small children nearby ALWAYS have a blanket handy.
And no offense to you but shame on her for bringing a stranger home to have sex on the first date. Not saying she shouldn't have sex, but not at home with the kid around. How will he be able to respect her?
God, I sound like such a square! But things just need to be done with a little discretion around kids.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mushbaby]
#7404094 - 09/13/07 08:41 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sounds a little skeezy but I doubt the op is complaining at all ;o)
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: jewunit]
#7404136 - 09/13/07 08:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7404253 - 09/13/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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yea man that mom was pretty fuckin slutty to do that tho. or maybe i should just congradualte you on having looks good enough to sway a milf into fucking you lol
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7404306 - 09/13/07 12:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You got cockblocked by a little kid.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Stizzle]
#7404544 - 09/13/07 01:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think given the circumstances he technically was "nutblocked". He did fuck her, he just didn't get to finish.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mushbaby]
#7405171 - 09/13/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ha, that kid is going to be unconsciously afraid of sex and by extension have lots of social and emotional issues for the rest of his life.
that was kind of a joke, but i think it was freud or jung who thought thats what happens.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: truekimbo2]
#7405623 - 09/13/07 06:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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But hasn't everyone pretty much walked in on or seen their parents having sex?
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mushbaby]
#7405631 - 09/13/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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No.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mushbaby]
#7405645 - 09/13/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't think that many people have actually seen their parents having sex, but I would guess that quite a few have heard it happening.
When my son was 3, he called downstairs "Mom, are you OK?" during a particularly passionate encounter. I managed to collect my senses enough to reply "yes, sweetie, Daddy's giving me a back massage, and it feels really good. Go back to sleep."
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mushbaby]
#7405651 - 09/13/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've definantly heard things I didnt want to hear
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: learningtofly]
#7405668 - 09/13/07 06:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I actually walked in on my parents. Strange thing is I didn't disturb them. I kinda looked, saw they were busy, and went back to my room. I was probably 3 or 4 at the time.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7405786 - 09/13/07 07:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sorry I left you guys hanging. A friend of mine (not the Romanian girl) came over to hang out and I didn't make it back to the computer. Anyway, I loved all of your comments. "Worst threesome ever" was the funniest, I must say. 
I don't know this girl very well, but I don't think she's a delinquent mother or anything. I think she was just really horny. Although she's newly divorced, she has been separated from her husband for some time and hasn't had sex since January. So I think that she just got carried away in the moment and took a stupid risk. By the way, she's 26 and I'm 29. She's hot and I love her Romanian accent. It's pretty thick because she has only been in America since 1999. I got lucky man. I'm not a mack like this usually.
We're trying to coordinate our next encounter but her babysitters and her baby daddy are all unavailable this weekend.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7405795 - 09/13/07 07:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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pics or it didn't happen
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: learningtofly]
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Haha, fair enough. I can't argue with that. 
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7405814 - 09/13/07 07:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did she make you wear a condom?
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7405853 - 09/13/07 07:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Uh oh, she's in for it now. No, I was putting on the condom and she told me that she has an IUD (insinuating that the condom wouldn't be necessary). I had it half way on and I said "Well I've already got it on, so..." What else could I say?
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7405866 - 09/13/07 07:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You lucky bastard. Slutty MILFS who take sexual health chances are the best.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Hey take it easy man. She's a pretty cool girl.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: roby000]
#7405979 - 09/13/07 07:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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That last kid is just wondering wtf the c-section scar is....
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: roby000]
#7406001 - 09/13/07 07:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Holy shit dude. You're killing me.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7406011 - 09/13/07 07:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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LMAO@ the pics...woooowwwwwwww
DEAD@ the peanut butter one
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: slackophage]
#7406018 - 09/13/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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So alot of other people haven't seen their parents have sex huh? That might explain a few things about me. 
I really shouldn't have started on her. I am sure she's a nice lady, but I just think about bringing somebody home that you don't know very well and worry for the kid. It's the mom in me.
I have a tendency to attract the crazies and can imagine some guy going apeshit. My fault for liking the bad boys.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mushbaby]
#7406144 - 09/13/07 08:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, I guess it's a combination of a couple of things. I used to work with her Aunt, who she trusts very much who endorses me heavily and because she hadn't had sex since January.
I don't think she's a slut because she had sex with me on the first date. In fact I don't believe in any woman being a slut. I'm a big proponent of female sexuality. A woman's sexuality shouldn't be restricted. I applaud this girl's rugged individualism.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Psy Baba]
#7406151 - 09/13/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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DuNeRaVeR said:
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wiggles said: It'd be hotter if it was homosexual lesbian sex.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7406158 - 09/13/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: I applaud this girl's rugged individualism.
haha Hell yeah man.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7406181 - 09/13/07 08:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fucking me on the first date was a revolutionary act of female sexual liberation.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7406189 - 09/13/07 08:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, I'll bet you felt real liberated when the kid walked in on you.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7406226 - 09/13/07 08:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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True. But it's the thought that counts.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7406664 - 09/13/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't see anything wrong with y'all having sex, I might have done something like that a time or two in my life as well. Honestly, I would never have waited that long to have sex. A week or two at the most.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7406696 - 09/13/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: Let me give you a laugh at my expense tonight. Cause it's a pretty funny story. So I met this girl Saturday and I asked her out. She's a cute, newly divorced Romanian girl with a 4 year old kid. Last night we went on our first date. We went out to dinner and then back to her place to "talk". Well we sat on her couch drinking beer and talking. One thing led to another and we started to have sex on her living room couch. We had to have sex on the couch because for some reason, the babysitter put her son to sleep in her bed. She didn't want to move him because apparently the kid won't go back to sleep after you wake him up. So she leaves him there. We started having heterosexual vaginal sex for 5-10 minutes maybe and then the kid walks out of the bedroom into the living room where his mom and I are completely naked and having sex.
Well I jumped off of her like I had been catapulted and tried then to play it cool and hide myself behind the arm of the couch. She covered herself with a blanket and then threw me one. The kid is crying and I'm just laying there in shock. So she takes him into his bedroom and tries to get him to go to sleep for 10 minutes or so and comes back out. She tells me that she can't get him to go back to sleep. So then she brings him back out into the living room and turns on a kids channel trying to get him to fall asleep watching TV so that we can go finish the job in her bedroom. That little bastard would not go back to sleep. So I got my things and left. We agreed that the next session will take place at my pad, obviously. She doesn't think that he knows what he saw because he's four and he has not been told about the birds and the bees yet. She's still worried that she has somehow scarred her kid for life since he walked out and saw his mother getting fucked by some stranger. I told her that he'll be alright. But isn't that fucked up?
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Yarry]
#7406760 - 09/13/07 10:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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LOL, i remember when i caught my drunk ass dad on top of my drunk ass mom when I was 4 years old... i thought he was hurting her cause of the noises she was making, so i pounced on my dads back and started beating him in the head HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Crystal G]
#7406776 - 09/13/07 10:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: LOL, i remember when i caught my drunk ass dad on top of my drunk ass mom when I was 4 years old... i thought he was hurting her cause of the noises she was making, so i pounced on my dads back and started beating him in the head HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
would that count as a 3some to a sadist? (/OTD)
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
#7407173 - 09/14/07 12:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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So then she brings him back out into the living room and turns on a kids channel trying to get him to fall asleep watching TV
That's the biggest problem I see with this story.
lol seriously what's with all the stories? I think when a kid asks : "wtf are you doing?" the sex couple should reply with "we're having sex."
Kid would just be like "ok" then proceed to leave... it would be all so much easier :P
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7407188 - 09/14/07 12:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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girls that fuck on first date are k3y 
lol crystal~ funny image that was in my mind @_@
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7407234 - 09/14/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ok maybe the kid will not realize what he saw now. But in a few years when he learns about sex...and remembers that. Fuck....I feel so sorry for that kid.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7407422 - 09/14/07 01:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: She's still worried that she has somehow scarred her kid for life since he walked out and saw his mother getting fucked by some stranger. I told her that he'll be alright. But isn't that fucked up?
two words. Repressed Memories
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: DeathCompany]
#7410053 - 09/14/07 04:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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no worries though, lil wanker wont be any more fucked up than the rest of us.

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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7410185 - 09/14/07 05:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: We started having heterosexual vaginal sex.
WTF? Do you really talk like that? Hey, baby, let's have heterosexual vaginal sex. Seeing as how there weren't any other men present in the room, it's pretty much a given that we weren't going to assume you were having homosexual anal homosex.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: LucidDream]
#7410257 - 09/14/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was just trying to be funny.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: LucidDream]
#7410259 - 09/14/07 05:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: We started having heterosexual vaginal sex.
WTF? Do you really talk like that? Hey, baby, let's have heterosexual vaginal sex. Seeing as how there weren't any other men present in the room, it's pretty much a given that we weren't going to assume you were having homosexual anal homosex.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: LucidDream]
#7410272 - 09/14/07 05:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wouldnt worry about it too much. the kid had no idea what was going on. Anyways, it's just sex. Hopefully everyone has it. I don't see the big deal.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: grapejelly]
#7410284 - 09/14/07 05:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah exactly. I don't think that adults should make it a habit of fucking in front of kids, but sex is a normal and natural part of life. I guess the Romanian chick and I were horrified because we've been taught that kids should never even see nude people, let alone people fucking.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7410664 - 09/14/07 07:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Way to scar a poor child who doesnt understand why mommy and daddy are not together and some strange hippy is boning her.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mndfreeze]
#7410690 - 09/14/07 07:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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The room was pretty dark though. I forgot to mention that. All of the lights were off except for the TV. We had the Classic Rock radio station/TV channel deal on. He probably just saw my ass and maybe his Mom naked. He probably didn't see that I was thrusting my penis into the place where he came from or anything.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7410720 - 09/14/07 07:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: I guess the Romanian chick and I were horrified because we've been taught that kids should never even see nude people, let alone people fucking.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Clean]
#7410773 - 09/14/07 08:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Totally. I admit that I've been programmed. I'm just trying to be free.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7410964 - 09/14/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think this was the essence of Leary's message to humanity, so often ignored by the media and pop culture in general.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Clean]
#7410982 - 09/14/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Definitely. That's a lot of people's message.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7411352 - 09/14/07 10:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: Sorry I left you guys hanging. A friend of mine (not the Romanian girl) came over to hang out and I didn't make it back to the computer. Anyway, I loved all of your comments. "Worst threesome ever" was the funniest, I must say. 
I don't know this girl very well, but I don't think she's a delinquent mother or anything. I think she was just really horny. Although she's newly divorced, she has been separated from her husband for some time and hasn't had sex since January. So I think that she just got carried away in the moment and took a stupid risk. By the way, she's 26 and I'm 29. She's hot and I love her Romanian accent. It's pretty thick because she has only been in America since 1999. I got lucky man. I'm not a mack like this usually.
We're trying to coordinate our next encounter but her babysitters and her baby daddy are all unavailable this weekend.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Crystal G]
#7411419 - 09/14/07 10:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: LOL, i remember when i caught my drunk ass dad on top of my drunk ass mom when I was 4 years old... i thought he was hurting her cause of the noises she was making, so i pounced on my dads back and started beating him in the head HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: grapejelly]
#7411535 - 09/14/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yea totally true. Its just sex. But its not fucking right to see your mother getting fucked by strangers. Thats just disturbing. Like I said he won't know what was going on right now. But when he learns about sex...he will remember...and I feel very sorry for when he does. No one should see their mother getting fucked by a stranger!
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: aDoS]
#7411733 - 09/15/07 01:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think everyone should have to see their mother get fucked by a stranger
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