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loopin20
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Sex Poll Thread
#5641089 - 05/17/06 07:55 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Answer this poll and then make up one in your reply post:
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Gumby
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: loopin20]
#5641156 - 05/17/06 08:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Alright, here's mine:
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Gumby]
#5641166 - 05/17/06 08:36 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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No to number one and yes to number two.
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absolute zero
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: loopin20]
#5641275 - 05/17/06 09:32 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes/Yes/Yes
I must be deviant, because I'm surprised at all the no's
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: loopin20]
#5641284 - 05/17/06 09:34 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Um...
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dr0mni
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: DoctorJ]
#5641387 - 05/17/06 10:21 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: dr0mni]
#5641389 - 05/17/06 10:25 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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This is a rediculous amount of polls in one thread.
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dr0mni
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well it's the sex POLL thread, what did you expect?
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absolute zero
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: DoctorJ]
#5641409 - 05/17/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hints:
1. Devil = Red 2. Moon = Lunar Cycle (~28 days)
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good thread
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Quote:
absolute_zero said: Hints:
1. Devil = Red 2. Moon = Lunar Cycle (~28 days)
Hints:
1. Devil = Death and all things bad 2. Pale Moonlight = Fine time to dig up a grave
hmmmm
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: loopin20]
#5641661 - 05/17/06 11:51 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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1. What do you think has caused you to be heterosexual?
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of people of the same sex?
4. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer it?
5. Isn't it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
6. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
7. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
8. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
9. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? Why are they so promiscuous?
10. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
11. If you were to have children, would you want them to be heterosexual knowing the problems they'd face?
12. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
13. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
14. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
15. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusively heterosexual lifestyle, and remain unwilling to explore and develop your homosexual potential?
16. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role playing?
17. Even with all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiralling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you, considering the menace of overpopulation?
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that could help you change if you really wanted to. Have you considered trying psychotherapy or even aversion therapy?
21. Could you really trust a heterosexual therapist/counsellor to be objective and unbiased? Don't you fear he/she might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own preferences?
22. How can you enjoy a full, satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex when the differences are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman, or vice-versa?
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Methinks Recalcitrant is geh
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Hey!
Don't make me question my sexuality. I was perfectly happy fooling myself....... I mean perfectly happy and sure of my hetero-ness.
Damn you.............
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dude, you have no idea how many women have thought I was gay because I didn't make a pass at them. What a bunch of egomaniacs. Yeah, if I don't like you, I must be gay. Get over yourselves, bitches.
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: dr0mni]
#5642112 - 05/17/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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VoidOfsPg
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Quote:
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Gumby
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Quote:
absolute_zero said: Hints:
1. Devil = Red 2. Moon = Lunar Cycle (~28 days)
Period sex?
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VoidOfsPg
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Gumby]
#5642317 - 05/17/06 03:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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DING DING DING
WE HAVE A WINNER!
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Gumby
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5642666 - 05/17/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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OH... Ewwwwwwwww. That's gross.
Yeah, I've done it
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Gumby]
#5642711 - 05/17/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I did that once...without knowing it untill about 5 minutes in. I was real, real pissed.
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: ezsefix]
#5642746 - 05/17/06 05:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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every man should earn their red wings
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: goobler]
#5642757 - 05/17/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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goobler said: every man should earn their red wings
you sir, belong in the pub. Unless you post pics, then your welcome back into OTD
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: goobler]
#5642759 - 05/17/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Are we talking sticking or licking or both?
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Gumby]
#5642807 - 05/17/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Its really not that big of a deal if you do it under the right circumstances...
How earning your red wings... that's another deal... coming up looking like a vampire would have to be pretty gross...
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Quote:
absolute_zero said: Its really not that big of a deal if you do it under the right circumstances...
How earning your red wings... that's another deal... coming up looking like a vampire would have to be pretty gross...
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Gumby]
#5642840 - 05/17/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah I've done it. Definitely don't like having blood on my d but the gettin was good. 
I'd never go down on a chick while she's on her period though.
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5642867 - 05/17/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Likewise, the smell is way too potent for me. But the sex is sweet
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: geokills]
#5642926 - 05/17/06 05:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Here's another!
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5642954 - 05/17/06 06:03 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Deadmaker]
#5642987 - 05/17/06 06:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Simisu]
#5643008 - 05/17/06 06:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shouldn't zero be an option for the virgins out there?
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Deadmaker]
#5643017 - 05/17/06 06:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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DAMN!!!
i was worried about not adding a 30+ option and still haven't realized i missed that...
sorry about that!
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Simisu]
#5643022 - 05/17/06 06:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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either way though... vergins have no business in a "sex pll thread"
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VoidOfsPg
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Simisu]
#5643073 - 05/17/06 06:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Unless they vote on the masturbation polls.
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loopin20
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5643451 - 05/17/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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By this question I mean after cumming in her do you do it...
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Simisu]
#5643509 - 05/17/06 08:16 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cool thread
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moog
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: cybrbeast]
#5643604 - 05/17/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Here's an obvious(?) one
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: moog]
#5643626 - 05/17/06 08:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You know its there...
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: mycogirl]
#5645228 - 05/18/06 05:14 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Where's the >5 gig option  5 gig is only like 7 movies.
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"have you ever masturbated at work?"
haha i got payed to masturbate at work today thats a job 
ok heres mine
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: mojika]
#5645755 - 05/18/06 10:19 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: cybrbeast]
#5645801 - 05/18/06 10:37 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I had a threesome once. It was pretty awkward cause it was my gf's friend. Nevertheless, it was pretty damn fun.
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cybrbeast
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5645853 - 05/18/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Was it a male or female friend of your girl?
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: cybrbeast]
#5645923 - 05/18/06 11:26 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Here is a little warning for all the guys out there when it comes to threesomes. Never have a threesome with a current girlfriend, and her friend( girl)... No matter what they say, jealousy will come out if you seem to be enjoying the other girl more then her.. Then you got to explain why you seem to be fucking the other girl a little harder then her, even though it was her idea.
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: cybrbeast]
#5645940 - 05/18/06 11:33 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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my gf's friend was a chick.
There's no way in hell I'd have a threesome with another guy.
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: cybrbeast]
#5646049 - 05/18/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I never technically had a threesome in the sense that it involved sex, but I once made out with two girls at the same time.
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: cybrbeast]
#5649256 - 05/19/06 07:21 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Never had a planned 3some but fell into making out with a couple of girls on occasion that led to sex. Actually, it has happened 3 times. The first I was 16 and we were drunk as shit. In fact, the other two times we were drunk as shit as well. Hmmm. Maybe I need to get drunk as shit with ladies more often.
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: loopin20]
#10154095 - 04/12/09 07:45 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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haha this post is old as shit. I found it slightly amusing that the last real post on this topic was a guy that has a three threesomes. I was asuming everyone else was speechless,(typeless?).
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These are some interesting polls...
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Re: Sex Poll Thread *DELETED* [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Ferris]
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Ferris]
#10154610 - 04/12/09 09:17 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Have you ever been jacked off in public or fingered a girl in public ,but discreetly so nobody else knew that was around what was going on?
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Yeh, same answer if you remove the word "discreetly"
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: Ferris]
#10155179 - 04/12/09 11:01 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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at this thread
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Re: Sex Poll Thread [Re: psilyguy]
#10155321 - 04/12/09 11:25 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jeez...the questions in this thread haha (i did answer them all
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