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Learyfan
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4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother
#7401587 - 09/12/07 05:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Let me give you a laugh at my expense tonight. Cause it's a pretty funny story. So I met this girl Saturday and I asked her out. She's a cute, newly divorced Romanian girl with a 4 year old kid. Last night we went on our first date. We went out to dinner and then back to her place to "talk". Well we sat on her couch drinking beer and talking. One thing led to another and we started to have sex on her living room couch. We had to have sex on the couch because for some reason, the babysitter put her son to sleep in her bed. She didn't want to move him because apparently the kid won't go back to sleep after you wake him up. So she leaves him there. We started having heterosexual vaginal sex for 5-10 minutes maybe and then the kid walks out of the bedroom into the living room where his mom and I are completely naked and having sex.
Well I jumped off of her like I had been catapulted and tried then to play it cool and hide myself behind the arm of the couch. She covered herself with a blanket and then threw me one. The kid is crying and I'm just laying there in shock. So she takes him into his bedroom and tries to get him to go to sleep for 10 minutes or so and comes back out. She tells me that she can't get him to go back to sleep. So then she brings him back out into the living room and turns on a kids channel trying to get him to fall asleep watching TV so that we can go finish the job in her bedroom. That little bastard would not go back to sleep. So I got my things and left. We agreed that the next session will take place at my pad, obviously. She doesn't think that he knows what he saw because he's four and he has not been told about the birds and the bees yet. She's still worried that she has somehow scarred her kid for life since he walked out and saw his mother getting fucked by some stranger. I told her that he'll be alright. But isn't that fucked up?
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7401602 - 09/12/07 05:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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hahahahaha... poor kid. actually, poor leary. blueballs much?
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7401616 - 09/12/07 05:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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"So did he cum or what?"
I must say, I am a big fan of heterosexual vaginal sex
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Psy Baba
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7401634 - 09/12/07 05:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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My sympathies to you. Better make the 2nd go one to remember.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Psy Baba]
#7401646 - 09/12/07 05:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
DuNeRaVeR said: Better make the 2nd go one to remember.
Yeah, this story sounds real forgettable.
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Psy Baba
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: slackophage]
#7401652 - 09/12/07 06:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ha, good damn point.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Psy Baba]
#7401661 - 09/12/07 06:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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It'd be hotter if it was homosexual lesbian sex.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan] 1
#7401666 - 09/12/07 06:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i always go for the homosexual vag sex my self, but whatever.
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Psy Baba
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: wiggles]
#7401668 - 09/12/07 06:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
wiggles said: It'd be hotter if it was homosexual lesbian sex.
"Mommy!!!!!!!"
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: wiggles]
#7401685 - 09/12/07 06:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
wiggles said: It'd be hotter if it was homosexual lesbian sex.
"Mommy!!!!!!!"
Just hand him a copy of this and keep going...
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Psy Baba]
#7401687 - 09/12/07 06:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn,I'd be pissed.Fuckin lil runt...go to sleep!!! ARRGGHHH!
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
#7401696 - 09/12/07 06:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Whyd you leave? It pisses me off when I dont get to nut.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7401701 - 09/12/07 06:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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worst threesome ever.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: roby000]
#7401824 - 09/12/07 06:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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roby000 said: worst threesome ever.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: jewunit]
#7401952 - 09/12/07 07:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7401997 - 09/12/07 07:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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hehe nice story man..
fucked up? yeah I guess maybe kinda awkward? especially cos you don't really know this chick so well.. ehehee
reminds me of when I was fucking this milf. It all went well during the night, but when we went for the morning sex, it all went downhill with her kid screaming, raving and jumping around everywhere!*(@)U)@
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7402045 - 09/12/07 07:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn. How old is this chick? Is she hot?
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cognitiveshift
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: ToTheSummit]
#7402316 - 09/12/07 08:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
ToTheSummit said:
Quote:
wiggles said: It'd be hotter if it was homosexual lesbian sex.
"Mommy!!!!!!!"
Just hand him a copy of this and keep going...
Thats the funniest shit ive ever seen
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7402455 - 09/12/07 08:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Been there, though the lady was 36 and my mom's nextdoor neighbor I was 20, the kid was 5 and the fucker walked in.
Luckily she was on top and she kinda laid to the side casual-like and the kid asked what I was doing in his mom's bed. I told him I was resting my eyes.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Penguarky Tunguin] 1
#7402635 - 09/12/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha. My friend was telling me recently about how his dad would have his girlfriend over for a "session" and make up the most ridiculous things such as "I felt sick so I took off all my clothes" the hilarious thing he said was that he didn't know they were doing it until his dad made that stupid story.
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