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Learyfan
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: learningtofly]
#7405802 - 09/13/07 07:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha, fair enough. I can't argue with that. 
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7405814 - 09/13/07 07:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did she make you wear a condom?
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Learyfan
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7405853 - 09/13/07 07:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Uh oh, she's in for it now. No, I was putting on the condom and she told me that she has an IUD (insinuating that the condom wouldn't be necessary). I had it half way on and I said "Well I've already got it on, so..." What else could I say?
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7405866 - 09/13/07 07:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You lucky bastard. Slutty MILFS who take sexual health chances are the best.
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Learyfan
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7405884 - 09/13/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hey take it easy man. She's a pretty cool girl.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7405965 - 09/13/07 07:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: roby000]
#7405979 - 09/13/07 07:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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That last kid is just wondering wtf the c-section scar is....
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Learyfan
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: roby000]
#7406001 - 09/13/07 07:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Holy shit dude. You're killing me.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7406011 - 09/13/07 07:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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LMAO@ the pics...woooowwwwwwww
DEAD@ the peanut butter one
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: slackophage]
#7406018 - 09/13/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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So alot of other people haven't seen their parents have sex huh? That might explain a few things about me. 
I really shouldn't have started on her. I am sure she's a nice lady, but I just think about bringing somebody home that you don't know very well and worry for the kid. It's the mom in me.
I have a tendency to attract the crazies and can imagine some guy going apeshit. My fault for liking the bad boys.
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Learyfan
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mushbaby]
#7406144 - 09/13/07 08:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, I guess it's a combination of a couple of things. I used to work with her Aunt, who she trusts very much who endorses me heavily and because she hadn't had sex since January.
I don't think she's a slut because she had sex with me on the first date. In fact I don't believe in any woman being a slut. I'm a big proponent of female sexuality. A woman's sexuality shouldn't be restricted. I applaud this girl's rugged individualism.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Psy Baba]
#7406151 - 09/13/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
DuNeRaVeR said:
Quote:
wiggles said: It'd be hotter if it was homosexual lesbian sex.
"Mommy?????"
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7406158 - 09/13/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: I applaud this girl's rugged individualism.
haha Hell yeah man.
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Learyfan
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7406181 - 09/13/07 08:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fucking me on the first date was a revolutionary act of female sexual liberation.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7406189 - 09/13/07 08:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, I'll bet you felt real liberated when the kid walked in on you.
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Learyfan
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7406226 - 09/13/07 08:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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True. But it's the thought that counts.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7406664 - 09/13/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't see anything wrong with y'all having sex, I might have done something like that a time or two in my life as well. Honestly, I would never have waited that long to have sex. A week or two at the most.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7406696 - 09/13/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: Let me give you a laugh at my expense tonight. Cause it's a pretty funny story. So I met this girl Saturday and I asked her out. She's a cute, newly divorced Romanian girl with a 4 year old kid. Last night we went on our first date. We went out to dinner and then back to her place to "talk". Well we sat on her couch drinking beer and talking. One thing led to another and we started to have sex on her living room couch. We had to have sex on the couch because for some reason, the babysitter put her son to sleep in her bed. She didn't want to move him because apparently the kid won't go back to sleep after you wake him up. So she leaves him there. We started having heterosexual vaginal sex for 5-10 minutes maybe and then the kid walks out of the bedroom into the living room where his mom and I are completely naked and having sex.
Well I jumped off of her like I had been catapulted and tried then to play it cool and hide myself behind the arm of the couch. She covered herself with a blanket and then threw me one. The kid is crying and I'm just laying there in shock. So she takes him into his bedroom and tries to get him to go to sleep for 10 minutes or so and comes back out. She tells me that she can't get him to go back to sleep. So then she brings him back out into the living room and turns on a kids channel trying to get him to fall asleep watching TV so that we can go finish the job in her bedroom. That little bastard would not go back to sleep. So I got my things and left. We agreed that the next session will take place at my pad, obviously. She doesn't think that he knows what he saw because he's four and he has not been told about the birds and the bees yet. She's still worried that she has somehow scarred her kid for life since he walked out and saw his mother getting fucked by some stranger. I told her that he'll be alright. But isn't that fucked up?
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Yarry]
#7406760 - 09/13/07 10:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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LOL, i remember when i caught my drunk ass dad on top of my drunk ass mom when I was 4 years old... i thought he was hurting her cause of the noises she was making, so i pounced on my dads back and started beating him in the head HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Crystal G]
#7406776 - 09/13/07 10:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: LOL, i remember when i caught my drunk ass dad on top of my drunk ass mom when I was 4 years old... i thought he was hurting her cause of the noises she was making, so i pounced on my dads back and started beating him in the head HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
would that count as a 3some to a sadist? (/OTD)
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