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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Brainiac]
#7402661 - 09/12/07 09:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha those just made my day
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TripityDooDaDay
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: StriplessRED]
#7402793 - 09/12/07 10:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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So then she brings him back out into the living room and turns on a kids channel trying to get him to fall asleep watching TV
That's the biggest problem I see with this story.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7402853 - 09/12/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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This lady is obviously mother of the year material...way to pick 'em Learyfan
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Senor_Doobie]
#7402882 - 09/12/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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My sympathies go to the kid. Oh my science....I would be scarred for life if I saw a stranger fucking my mom. I bet that kid becomes a serial killer. You fucked up that kid's brain dood.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: aDoS]
#7403951 - 09/13/07 07:21 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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No way, the kid didn't even know what was going on. Give it 5-10 years, then you'll have problems...
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7403961 - 09/13/07 07:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Same thing happened to me with my ex-gf's 9-year-old. We were actually finished, but I was laying on top of her after (under the covers).
Then I heard her say "Ack! Close the door!" I cover our heads with the duvet.
From behind the door I hear: "Why are you guys trying to make babies?"
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7403996 - 09/13/07 07:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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LOL.
I gotta say at 4 that kid knows something was up! Rule #1: if you have sex with small children nearby ALWAYS have a blanket handy.
And no offense to you but shame on her for bringing a stranger home to have sex on the first date. Not saying she shouldn't have sex, but not at home with the kid around. How will he be able to respect her?
God, I sound like such a square! But things just need to be done with a little discretion around kids.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mushbaby]
#7404094 - 09/13/07 08:41 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sounds a little skeezy but I doubt the op is complaining at all ;o)
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: jewunit]
#7404136 - 09/13/07 08:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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roby000 said: worst threesome ever.
I spat my coffee
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7404253 - 09/13/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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yea man that mom was pretty fuckin slutty to do that tho. or maybe i should just congradualte you on having looks good enough to sway a milf into fucking you lol
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7404306 - 09/13/07 12:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You got cockblocked by a little kid.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Stizzle]
#7404544 - 09/13/07 01:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think given the circumstances he technically was "nutblocked". He did fuck her, he just didn't get to finish.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mushbaby]
#7405171 - 09/13/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ha, that kid is going to be unconsciously afraid of sex and by extension have lots of social and emotional issues for the rest of his life.
that was kind of a joke, but i think it was freud or jung who thought thats what happens.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: truekimbo2]
#7405623 - 09/13/07 06:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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But hasn't everyone pretty much walked in on or seen their parents having sex?
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mushbaby]
#7405631 - 09/13/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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No.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mushbaby]
#7405645 - 09/13/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't think that many people have actually seen their parents having sex, but I would guess that quite a few have heard it happening.
When my son was 3, he called downstairs "Mom, are you OK?" during a particularly passionate encounter. I managed to collect my senses enough to reply "yes, sweetie, Daddy's giving me a back massage, and it feels really good. Go back to sleep."
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: mushbaby]
#7405651 - 09/13/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've definantly heard things I didnt want to hear
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: learningtofly]
#7405668 - 09/13/07 06:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I actually walked in on my parents. Strange thing is I didn't disturb them. I kinda looked, saw they were busy, and went back to my room. I was probably 3 or 4 at the time.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7405786 - 09/13/07 07:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sorry I left you guys hanging. A friend of mine (not the Romanian girl) came over to hang out and I didn't make it back to the computer. Anyway, I loved all of your comments. "Worst threesome ever" was the funniest, I must say. 
I don't know this girl very well, but I don't think she's a delinquent mother or anything. I think she was just really horny. Although she's newly divorced, she has been separated from her husband for some time and hasn't had sex since January. So I think that she just got carried away in the moment and took a stupid risk. By the way, she's 26 and I'm 29. She's hot and I love her Romanian accent. It's pretty thick because she has only been in America since 1999. I got lucky man. I'm not a mack like this usually.
We're trying to coordinate our next encounter but her babysitters and her baby daddy are all unavailable this weekend.
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Re: 4 y/o walks in on me having sex with his mother [Re: Learyfan]
#7405795 - 09/13/07 07:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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pics or it didn't happen
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