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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
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guys,
my preferred method for inducing uterine contraction is by way of poly-chemical toxicitiy


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
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Hyper_Panda_GO said:
I wish I could get pregnant


lol. well right there is why everyone thinks your gay

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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Helixx]
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Or it's because he doesn't deny it.


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: jewunit]
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It's not so much I WANT to

Just if I COULD I could do the abortion/scam thing

Or if I really did get pregnant, I could eat whatever the hell I felt like and give my kids crazy names


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
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Hyper_Panda_GO said:
It's not so much I WANT to

Just if I COULD I could do the abortion/scam thing

Or if I really did get pregnant, I could eat whatever the hell I felt like and give my kids crazy names


You can also give up some of your eggs for $5,000
sperm = $50 maybe?

d/w panda ill come up with just the right scam for you to conduct


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Crystal G]
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I'm down

Completely forgot about the sperm thing though, I should give that a whirl


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: 40oz]
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So, who is this girl? What were the circumstances of this said pregnatizing?

Also, vasectomies are only like $600 or so. I've long thought of getting snipped myself.

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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
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Hyper_Panda_GO said:
I'm down

Completely forgot about the sperm thing though, I should give that a whirl


theres also drug dealing scams, especially with X pills and 'cid tabs (importing certain items from another country is best option, making friends overseas is beneficial) but depending on your area, it could get you killed pretty quick. not to mention the chance of getting busted. make yourself as anonymous as possible, untracable to all. never visit the same area twice.

you can also load up on rohypnol, or ghb, and the likes, and spike somebodys drink with the intent of stealing their money and/or credit card numbers. this is much smarter and more beneficial than having sex with a pseudo-dead body lol. make sure to snag the guys dressed in armani suits. be careful with the credit card numbers, choose wisely where you use it, never use your home address or real name...


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Crystal G]
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There's very few select people I'd bother scamming concerning drugs

The pain of being ripped off when buying drugs is unbearable, I imagineit's on the level of being a white father watching your white wife give birth to a black baby


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
Hyper_Panda_GO said:
I'm down

Completely forgot about the sperm thing though, I should give that a whirl


theres also drug dealing scams, especially with X pills and 'cid tabs (importing certain items from another country is best option, making friends overseas is beneficial) but depending on your area, it could get you killed pretty quick. not to mention the chance of getting busted. make yourself as anonymous as possible, untracable to all. never visit the same area twice.

you can also load up on rohypnol, or ghb, and the likes, and spike somebodys drink with the intent of stealing their money and/or credit card numbers. this is much smarter and more beneficial than having sex with a pseudo-dead body lol. make sure to snag the guys dressed in armani suits. be careful with the credit card numbers, choose wisely where you use it, never use your home address or real name...


You're one dirty mother fucker :lol:

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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: StreetFreak]
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Is it really that hard to pull out?


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: StreetFreak]
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StreetFreak said:
Crystal G said:
Hyper_Panda_GO said:
I'm down

Completely forgot about the sperm thing though, I should give that a whirl


theres also drug dealing scams, especially with X pills and 'cid tabs (importing certain items from another country is best option, making friends overseas is beneficial) but depending on your area, it could get you killed pretty quick. not to mention the chance of getting busted. make yourself as anonymous as possible, untracable to all. never visit the same area twice.

you can also load up on rohypnol, or ghb, and the likes, and spike somebodys drink with the intent of stealing their money and/or credit card numbers. this is much smarter and more beneficial than having sex with a pseudo-dead body lol. make sure to snag the guys dressed in armani suits. be careful with the credit card numbers, choose wisely where you use it, never use your home address or real name...


You're one dirty mother fucker :lol:


:stoned:


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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haha. i love you too fuckers.
chick was on vacation, we hooked up one night,
i used a condom both times, but the 2nd time
we were rushed so she told me to pull the condom off
& pull out. and i did....

i get a msg today sayin she went to the doc,
& he said she was roughly 9 weeks preggos.

shes only had (has) sex with one dude
(the dude shes dating in hawaii)

however,
i counted back on the calender,
and it lands directly on the night we had sex,
exactly 9 weeks.

FUCCKFUCK FUCK


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: 40oz]
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Wow now thats what you call luck.


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: sublimistri]
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Awww...there's gonna be a little 20 oz.

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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
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Hyper_Panda_GO said:
Man, I'd fucking hate you if you were my father

Taking me away from beautiful Hawaii to shitty San Diego just to hang out with some dude I'm not even sure wuvs me

My two cents, anyway


Have you ever BEEN to San Diego? It's one of the most beautiful places in the united states to live.

You're thinking of LA and all those crime loving cities like Sacramento and Oakland.


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
Awww...there's gonna be a little 20 oz.


If the first one wasnt aborted, then theres gonna be two runnin around.


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Edited by sublimistri (08/17/07 09:44 AM)

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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: sublimistri]
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Hooray for unplanned pregnancies!

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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
Hooray for unplanned pregnancies!


:lmao: you wouldnt be sayin that if the pressure was on you.

well, you might want a kid i dunno.


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: sublimistri]
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Was the first aborted?

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