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fuck! i got another chick pregnant
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this is the 2nd one this year >.<
she doesnt know what shes gonna do,
shes 9 weeks along, she (now) lives in hawaii
& i live in SD.

FUCK. >.<


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: 40oz]
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What Chick in Hawaii?  :smirk:


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: TurntableJunky]
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you have super sperm


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Crystal G]
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um thanks


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: 40oz]
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Man, I'd fucking hate you if you were my father

Taking me away from beautiful Hawaii to shitty San Diego just to hang out with some dude I'm not even sure wuvs me

My two cents, anyway


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: TurntableJunky]
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Hahahaha! AHAHAHHAHA! Sorry, I'm just so happy it's not me.


Dude, hope things all go well.


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: 40oz]
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If you dont like wearin rubbers, Get some morning after pills and start having all the girls eat them the morning after. Just tell them ur sperm is fertile.


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: 40oz]
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edit...


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


Edited by trendal (08/17/07 01:03 PM)

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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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lol, the other shoulda been in OT...


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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If I were high, I could easily watch that shit all day


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: 40oz]
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:haha:

Only appropriate.


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
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maybe these girls really arent pregnant, and just want to con you out of abortion money =D

(oh yeah, i got tons of scams up the wall baby... im a true schemer at heart HAHAHA)


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Crystal G]
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How do you pull it off though? Don't they ask for a test or sumthin sumthin?

Then again if some chick called me and was like "Get ready for fatherhood!" I'd probably shell out x amount of $ without thinking twice


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
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Hyper_Panda_GO said:
How do you pull it off though? Don't they ask for a test or sumthin sumthin?

Then again if some chick called me and was like "Get ready for fatherhood!" I'd probably shell out x amount of $ without thinking twice


those tests can easily be rigged. dont trust all the evidence you see.

not like ive ever done it. i just scheme and connive ways to cheat people constantly, its inherently in my nature or something LOL.


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: 40oz]
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Telling a guy ur preg if ur not is not cool at all. I had a girl mess around with me and say that before. But then when i told her shes gettin it aborted after waitin about 10 more minutes, she went ahead and told me she was kiddin. What a relief. I was only 16 at the time too which made it worse.


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Crystal G]
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I wish I could get pregnant

Right now if I got a woman pregnant, I would just feign being a minor

I don't think this would work for very long though


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: 40oz]
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Condoms people! Condoms!

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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
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You can always, accidentally push her down a flight of stairs, or Oh no earthquake! Knee her in the gut!

The last one is pretty drastic and obvious, but I thought it was a good one.


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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: 40oz]
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edit: I'm an idiot and didn't look at your loc and thought SD was South SDakota.

Edited by anonymous123 (08/17/07 02:27 AM)

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Re: fuck! i got another chick pregnant [Re: Maverick]
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I always wondered what a sight it would be to see a, say, 8-month pregnant woman fall face forward


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