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 rosewoodpete
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 Zen and cattle 
#660364 - 06/03/02 09:11 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm avoiding cross posting by adding that this experience was very spiritual and enlightening. here it goes:
Okay i won't bother going into what kind of shrooms they were, that is in the advanced forum. What i am here to talk about is the enormously strange trip that was induced by their consumption. My two best friends and i decided one morning to day trip. Two of us hadn't eaten and we decided three and a half grams ground up and downed with double vitamin c would be the way to go. Our other buddy had to visit mom later so he took only 1 gram. He had eaten earlier so that made a difference too.
So we dosed and began our voyage. We headed out to this place in the country where we could retreat into the woods and fields and have a good time. Somewhere along the way we pulled over to piss and thats when i knew i was going to trip balls.
We arrived at our spot and hiked down to a tree, all of us tripping pretty good by this time. Big D, was a musician and brought his guitar(he took only 1 gram), slim j, and myself were really fuckd up by that time. we found this big beautiful tree to sit and play under about 300 yards from where we parked. We forgot the lighter to smoke the joint with so slim and i trudged back up the hill to get one and could here uncle john's band echoing through the valley as big d played. When we reached the car, slim told me he was going to have a level 5 before this was all over with. we made our way back down to the beautiful tree, grateful dead echoing the whole time.
That's when everythiing went terribly wrong. I was sitting on the ground looking at this little bush trying to light the joint when slim stumbled over and squashed my bush and with a vacant look in his eyes, mumbles level 10. That wigged me out so i focused on the music. Next thing big d and i know, slim has stripped naked wearing only his psychedelic sunglasses and these zen meditation beads around his neck. He took off at a dead run toward this herd of cattle that was about 200 yards away in a swamp like area. Big d sayed what the hell and took off his shirt and ran after him saying we only live once or something. So i sat there under the big beautiful tree in my grateful dead space your face shirt thinking about life.
Then i hear this horrible noise. Cows go moo moo but bulls make a noise somewhere between arrrggh urgghh and moo moo. It was really loud. Big D came jogging back without slim and said damn, those cows are pissed off. They are going to fight. We had no clue where slim was. I got scared. through the joint down and stumbled in circles. big d decided to ritually give the join back to the tree or some shit. this whole time i had been sweating really bad and worried about them cattle. I got it in my head that i was having a heat stroke and that the bulls were gonna come get me. So big d and i decided to go back to the car where we had seen slim streak to last.
Somewhere along the trek back i got real hot and sweaty. I was convinced i was dying and that i was going to puke. i puked up a lot of oj and shroom shit. it was nice. i sat down and handed my hat and glasses to big d and said give them to my family. so he went up to the car and found slim hiding under it. he coaxed slim out and into the car. he then came and got me again and convinced me to get into the car. Everything was so psychedelic. I felt like i had eaten a whole bible or something. From that point on slim was catatonic. Somehow, big d drove us back to slims and then left becuase dealing with slim in his catatonic state was too much for his trip. We left slim's close in the field somewhere. slim stayed catatonice for about four hours. Oh yeah, big d showed back up about half and hour later and said he was lonely and had conversations with me.
After we all came back to planet earth slim told us he had had a zen epiphany and had reached cosmic conciousness. I guess in his trip he realized that no matter whether you were alive or dead your matter was the same and would always exist in this universe. The same as it is with everything inanimate or not. We are all consisted of the same matter.
Slim has been different ever since and i think it was all cause of those god damn bramha bulls stirring up shit.
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Monkah
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hahaha that was a great post.
my girlfriend called me while i was reading it. so i read it too her while she waited at the docters office. she laughed insanely .. easily amused.
anyways sounds (to me) like a wonderful time. nakedness , cows, mind loss, satori, and good ole terrrrr a pin.
i dont see much spirituality about it? besides you ate abunch of mushies..
one dark night i was out with a friend in a field late at night. i knew there were cows and bulls in the field. i just couldnt see them.
we keept hearing this sound...
this unforgetable sound...
like a plastic mallet slapping against wet leather...
and screams.. like muffled sex on razor blades.
anyways.. we got the fuck out of there.
now that you say that bulls make wierd noises.. maybe thats what i heard?
who knows .. i moved into a country place with alot of odd yokles.
anyways thanks for sharing your story.
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After we all came back to planet earth slim told us he had had a zen epiphany and had reached cosmic conciousness. I guess in his trip he realized that no matter whether you were alive or dead your matter was the same and would always exist in this universe. The same as it is with everything inanimate or not. We are all consisted of the same matter.
Hahaha! Perfect ending to that story.
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hongomon
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"I felt like i had eaten a whole bible or something"
I may have to steal this line some day.
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That is some funny Stuff!! Great story!! Thanks for the laugh!!! 
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rosewoodpete
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Re: Zen and cattle [Re: ]
#661928 - 06/04/02 05:24 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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You don't see the spirituality about it Monkah??? That's what the whole zen epiphany that slim had is. It doesn't get much more spiritual than that. I suppose you'd have to know slim though. For him, that was baptismal.
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