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JayJay the Stoner Kitty
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To jump on the "Post your Pet" bandwagon, I'll introduce you to my baby, Jada. ^_^

Jada (AKA JayJay) - she's my stoner kitty. I've never seen another animal like SMOKING pot as much as she does. She will wake up from a dead sleep if she hears me open my stash box. She DEMANDS (quite vocally, might I add) to sit in my lap at all times when a bowl is packed. I HAVE to blow the smoke on her...If I forget and blow it to the side, she will either shift her position or move to be inside the cloud.

I have an old plastic pet taxi with the cage door removed that is Jada's personal smoke-out room. Sometimes when sitting on my lap isn't enough, she'll go into the cage, turn around, and meow at me to hotbox it for her.

However, she won't eat pot at all...Which is a good thing, considering my home gardening endeavors.

She was going to be put to sleep at the shelter. One of my friends works there and arranged for me to pick her up instead of being euthanized. She was recorded as destroyed by the shelter so I didn't have to pay the adoption fee. ALL of the volunteers there liked her because of her sweet disposition, and none of them wanted to see her get put to sleep, so none of them minded our little rescue scheme. Basically, we faked her death!

My husband almost killed me, though, because we had two cats already...LOL. But they were HIS cats :P







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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: LingeringDestiny]
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That's a cute cat. My buddy that I lived with for a while had a cat who was a similar pothead. Fucker wouldn't leave us alone when we were smoking unless we blew smoke at it. Then all he'd do is lay on the floor purring and looking at shit.


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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: LingeringDestiny]
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My girlfriends wants to get a dog once we have a decent place where we can have pets. However, after reading this post, I think I'm going to veto her. Let's get a kitten from a pothead. Perhaps one that's partial to shrooms. :laugh:

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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: LingeringDestiny]
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that almost looks like my cat. minus the white belly. mine just has a little white V on his belly.


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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: koraks]
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Wow. You don't just have a girlfriend, but girlfriends! :bowdown:


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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: eris]
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She's spoiled rotten. She acts like one of those "Old Lady's Cats" that used to get everything they wanted. But she's a sweetheart ^_^


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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: LingeringDestiny]
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KITTUMS!  :smile2:


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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: LingeringDestiny]
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These cats get lots of love, and they are really spoiled, not by me, by my girl friend. If I see some shit I don't like, its water bottle time  :smirk:, but I do love them  :heart: :grin:, Quite allot actually, I love so much, and they are a constant source of hilarity, the newer kitten Buddha upset the balance of things at first, and we thought that the other 2 cats Lucifer and Shiva(sisters) would never accept him. Now they play fight, and it seems Lucifer and Shiva might even have some babies. But I am leaning towards getting them fixed, my girl wants them them to have one litter maybe.

They are like electrons, seriously these cats are insane, I have never seen animals do such weird things, they jump in the air, straight up, while play fighting, they circle their cat houses so fast while scrapping, its hilarious :bongload: :laugh:

















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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
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Them's some cute cats, and they seem to get along quite well. The cats at my mom's house that I had when I was a kid are just two big fat fuckers who could care less about each other most of the time.


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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: Jadian]
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dude I think all cats like to smoke pot. My buddy had a cat that had a "smoke cone" -- a large traffic cone. You'd tip it over and the cat would crawl inside then you'd tip it back up and blow hits through the hole in the top and it would chill in there and get baked until it wanted to come out then it would meow and we'd tip it back over and he'd go sit in the corner and just be totally chilled out. I used to have a cat I would blow smoke at and it would go outside and run around hunting invisible things like a maniac. but both of them begged for weed.


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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: some1whoisntme]
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They didnt at first, I had to drag Lucifer into the living room every now and then, to get her to accept buddha, it wasent easy, I had to drag her by the scruff, and the whole time she is freaking out, yelling in the most horrible way I have ever heard a cat yell.

Now she plays with Buddha, and he is starting to get a little sexual about it, biting her neck and such, and the other day he got his first boner. :lol:
I would like to let them have kittens, as I am sure they would make awesome mixes, but there are so many cats without homes, the idea of breeding any seems a little off base.


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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
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Awww, those are CUTE kitties!

I've noticed that only in rare, rare cases do cats never fully accept their new roommates. Usually the cats that never come around are shy and antisocial anyway, including with humans.

As for breeding, I'm probably one of the only people who will tell you this, but as long as you have potential homes for at least 5 kittens before the breeding, there shouldn't be a problem. It's breeding excessively without fully planning for the litter thats a bad idea.


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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: LingeringDestiny]
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My girl really wants at least one of "her girls" to give birth. Its funny the way she talks about it, people often talk about their pets in a colder way, she says "they should have that experience once, after all, when will they get another chance"

It took time, but as I said, they all get along very well now.

Shiva is my girl, and she knows it. If another cat hops up on my lap, she will peer through the blinds, or run into the room and look. Then she crawls onto my lap, and its funny, you can tell she really loves me, and gets offended when I show the other cats love. If she is there, its ok, if she is not, I SWEAR she looks like she is about to cry sometimes. My girl hates it, she loves all of these cats, and Shiva has to sit with her "daddy", and follow him around etc.

Shiva is the smaller grey and white cat. :smile:


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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
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It broke my heart having my dog neutered, but he's a mixed breed and would be pointless to breed.  And it makes them much easier to train, so once I get this pup trained up nicely I'll have him be my enforcer while I'm breeding other dogs :tongue:


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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: Jadian]
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I assume thats him in your av? Beautiful dog. I LOVE dogs. I wanted to get another one, so my girl and I asked our landlord, and he said he would get back to us, I am sure he was "waiting us out" I think he assumed it was an impulse, well getting the puppy was a spur of the moment thing, but I have wanted a dog again for a LONG time.

He said no BTW :frown:

I feel that I need a dog, on a deep level I only vaguely understand, but its not like a casual want, it seems like instinct almost, I SHOULD have a dog, maybe thats the old Scottish hunter in me genes, or maybe it has more to do with the fact my parents took away a perfect dog from me and my brother when we were very young, about 11 years old. To this day, I resent the fact they gave up my dog, and for such a pointless reason.

Anyway he looks like a fine pouch, treat him will, and you will get 100 fold back in return. I like cats, but dogs are something very different, and so special. As I said, I pretty much need a dog for my psychology to work, the sooner I have one again, the better.

That mans best friend shit doesn't even come close :love:


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Re: JayJay the Stoner Kitty [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
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Yeah that's my pup. He's almost 6 months, and a damn smart dog.







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