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InvisibleBLAST_420
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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: DarkFluFFy]
    #5654572 - 05/20/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

one time I got so high I got into an argument with a male goose


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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: BLAST_420]
    #5654582 - 05/20/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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BLAST_420 said:
one time I got so high I got into an argument with a male goose



what was the male gooses name?


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InvisibleBLAST_420
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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: DarkFluFFy]
    #5654590 - 05/20/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I don't know it was in a backyard next to my friends trailer, the guy that owns it has lots of chickens, ducks and other shit.


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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: BLAST_420]
    #5654598 - 05/20/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

next time you see him tell him i said hi, please


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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: DarkFluFFy]
    #5654612 - 05/20/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ok, but i havent been around there in like 8 months and I cant say wether the guy has cooked it or not


Edited by BLAST_420 (05/20/06 09:24 PM)


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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: Jalruza]
    #5654620 - 05/20/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Once upon a time, I smoked weed multiple times a day, daily. this went on for years until one day it didn't have an enjoyable effect on me anymore, so i quit.

The End.

I could go on and list many goofy things I have done while stoned, if only I could remember most of it.


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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: eris]
    #5654693 - 05/20/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Once, or maybe twice, or three times

my friend and i would always drive around places to pick up bud or to find people with bud or sometimes to sell it and sooner or later we would run low on gas.

So we head to a gas station, smoke a couple joints on the way, and so the inevitable stoner talks begin.

When we got there we were real high so he gets out of the car and he's about to put the gas in, but he comes up next to his window and we continue to talk about the semi-pointless shit we were talking about.

This goes on for about 10 minutes and then i realize were at the gas station so i remind him he still needs to put gas in the car (this of course made us laugh our asses off).

So he starts pumping the gas and comes back to his window and we continue to talk where we left off. Another 10-15 minutes go by and we forget about the gas, so i point it out and we laugh about it again.

Ok, so now weve accomplished pumping the gas in. he gets back in the car and we talk for another 10 minutes until we remember what we are doing. He's not even sur eif he already put the gas in so he goes and checks and we snap out of our daze.

If you did your math right you can see it took us almost 40 minutes to pump gas.  ahhh the stoner days. :getstoned:


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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: knowhereman]
    #5655212 - 05/21/06 01:33 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I think the best stoner story I have was spring break of this year. I hadnt smoked really in several months and picked up a half of some nice pot to carry to the beach. Myself and one of the other guys were the only two to take any with us, even though most the guys did. We were rolling a few joints the first night as soon as we got there to smoke as we walked on the beach and one of the guys came in and said "heres my pipe if you guys wanna pack a bowl, but I only have some stems I brought." Sign that the week was going to blow ass. Any time we had to smoke, we would sneak away or go sit on the beach and light it. We would come back stoned as hell trying to keep a straight face but he knew every time. I would pop into the bathroom with a joint and say something like "dude, check out this log someone left in the toilet. Hey Ben, you come too man" and we would lock the door and smoke several joints before going back out to see everyone... We really werent THAT sneaky about it I guess. It sounded like a good idea at the time. The last night there I passed out at like 9pm (waking up and getting trashed and high every day at 9am til 3am catches up after a while) but when I woke up, my good friend was still just sitting there on the porch listening to the waves so I joined him, packed a bowl and had the best time I could remember. We just kept packing the pipe to kill what was left when these hotel workers and some other guys come walking up from the beach. He bothed stopped laughing, went to our 'we arent stoned faces' and just let them walk by. We busted out laughing again right after. Definately my best time  :thumbup:


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