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OfflineJalruza
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Share your stoner stories
    #5652334 - 05/20/06 04:54 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I was staying with this little git in australia once, shared a caravan together with this little korean midget, we stayed for a few weeks there and i tried to turn him to smoke some of my hash

Hes from Korea and he never tried any susbtance before. I rolled a big hash joint and gave it to him, so he smokes little by little, smoked whole joint and tells me, you know what? That he aint feeling anything!!
He smoked a whole friggin joint loaded wish premium hash and instead of thanks he tells me he did not feel anything!!

Of course when i pulled out my bong he immideatly refused to hit it so i got all his friends over and they brought some marinated red peppers and some spices and some Korean snakcs (tasty as fcuk) and we all hit the bong (except midget) and all got really stoned and ate a lot of red chili peppers and drunk a barrel of beer and had generally good time in the caravan. But the midget resfused to get high for some reason. What annoys me is that cock monger said he was immune to weed!

Ohh good ol' times. I wonna go traveling again, ive been sitting here for too long.  :tongue:


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And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
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Re: Little cock monger [Re: Jalruza]
    #5652343 - 05/20/06 05:10 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

come on share your stoner stories

what is the situation with hash in america, do you even get it?

In canada you have good bubble hash dont you?


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Re: Little cock monger [Re: Jalruza]
    #5652356 - 05/20/06 05:22 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

blink.


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Re: Little cock monger [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5652481 - 05/20/06 07:13 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

well I was in a forest smoking with my buddy you know minding our own business and out of no where comes two cops asks to search us and then we get busted for a gram of weed a bowl and a pack of smokes cuz at the time I was 17 a grand total of $275 in tickets shitty shitty day. :cruelworld: I hate cops.


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Re: Little cock monger [Re: twigz]
    #5652485 - 05/20/06 07:15 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

oh as for the hash in usa we can but its hard to find it, its some how easer to get hash oil, well for me any way.


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Re: Little cock monger [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5652493 - 05/20/06 07:18 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Come on, i run out of weed, just by talking about it makes me warm inside.

I tell you a time when i tried to score some grass on my first ever day in Australia years ago... i was wondering around Brisbane aimlesly and found couple of guys sitting in the park, i didnt have any weed and i needed a hook up so i was pretty much aproaching everyone who looked remotely like a stoner. One guy took me along to a "Tinnie house" not too far away there i met a enourmosly fat sweaty man who showed me a nickel baggie with some shitty weed inside and a couple pubic hairs in the bag........... i almost puked all over his stinking living room.

No more tinnie house visits for me. That night i found a guy in my hostel and he was holding some proper aussie bush weed "Mullumbimby Madnes" they call the original sativa in there, or nimbin bush whatever. That staff was soo good, like good old mexican weed, not the schwag you get now but ages ago, you can smoke it as much as you want it was that good. So we all sat down in a hostel and this guy pulled out his ZONG and we got really really stoned on bush. Then he pulled out some DMT cristals and we smoked some of that. Then talked about hippie destinations to visit not far away. Then we invited couple of chick to our room as well, made them hit the zong few times. Decided next day to take my buddies van and travel together down about 100k to a hippie place called Rainbow Temple, met lots of hippies there, scored some MICRO DOTS (LSD), climbed a near by mountain and tripped out on the top, then went sweeming in a water hall.
Great weed, good times.


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: Jalruza]
    #5652512 - 05/20/06 07:35 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I swear to god you''re a free mansoon


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Re: Little cock monger [Re: Jalruza]
    #5652592 - 05/20/06 08:30 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Okey, i think it is time i pulled out a PROPER weed story, the kind only overgrow knew in its day.

And now, exclusive to Shroomery.......


"THE HASH FACTORY"

After i spent about 3 month in Australia at the end of 2003 i got some money about 3 grand UK to go on a mission in Nepal. Hash there cost about 500 for a kilo. So with 3K i could sample a lot of hash.

Did you know hash was legal in Nepal until early 70s or so when the American govt PAID Nepal govt to basically make it illegal?





Good stuff... anyway, after few days in the Kathmandu, i headed north up thro Trisuli, up to Dunche. I had a friend on Overgrow, and he had friend who lived in Trisuli, so i spent a night there with his friend doing research and gathering available data on what is going on further up north where the mountains are.

(Did you know why good hash comes from the mountains? Hehe, because high altitude means higher exposure to UV rays which means you get richer resin production and therefore better hashish!)

So Trisuli hook up told me everything i needed to know. I headed up to Dunche which is the last civilised town with population of several hundred up north. There i had to pay national park entrance fees. And from there i proceeded on foot. Spent a night there, stocked up with oranges, chocolate, bottle of Green Label (which i saved for mountains - its freezing up there!!), digestive biscuits and a warm wool hat which i got as a present from one party who were returning from their voyage and going back the way i came.
So i got it all in my back pack, took a sip of green label whisky and headed along the dirt road. It takes about 8 hours of walking and climbing up the mountains to reach from Dunche to the first guest house so it was a long walk, if you ever go there make sure you take lots of snacks and whisky, you will feel million dollars after snacking on it when you climb half way. The views were astonishing, i spent the night at a guest house and continued journey up thro Langtang National Park.





I reached the foot hills of the main Langtang mountain region at the end of the day, and i climbed about 3000, along the way i saw a lot of Cacti that looked a lot like san pedro!! I also saw huge packs of Mountain Guerrillas!! I had my binoculars with me that was class, looking out and checking out surrounding mountains for HASH PLANTATIONS and spotting packs of beautiful guerrillas along the way :laugh:

If only i could find out the name of those mountain guerrillas, i would find a pick of them too. Any zoo-ologists in the house??


Every local kid i met along the way wanted to have a look thro my binoculars. Men wanted to have a smoke with me, met one guy while going up the mountain he had a house build over a mountain stream. That was pretty cool, had a nice smoking session with him, even tho he didnt speak word of english. That day i climbed up a lot and found a small village with a guest house on the top of the mountain, where i spent the night and located my hook up.

The view from that village was intense! It was sunset and OMG!! If only i had a camera with me, it could have been amazing shot to capture... Had a 3 course meal at the guest house, noodle soup and some kind of meat pie and Tibetan bread, ate it on a veranda and watched the sunset.

Not bad, not bad at all, the following day ate my breakfast on the same veranda and met couple friends of my hook up and guide for the next 5 days. His friends sold me couple of TEMPLE BALLS for a tenner!! That stuff is amazing, you not even getting shit like that in Amsterdam these days, no, not the temple balls. Most of Nepalese gear in Amsterdam cut with opium :frown: Those temple balls, he said, came from a "Hash factory" where my hook up promised to take me :laugh:

I rolled a nice long joint after breakfast and smoked it on the veranda! Temple balls TASTE SO SWEET. It almost reminds me a little of Moroccan hash, that it was MINTY, yet it was so subtle and delicate that i wanted to eat the roach after i smoked it!!!!! And the high of that stuff.... i had what we call Weed-gasm!!! After i smoked the joint i headed out with my guide towards Tibetan border! The high lasted for about 3 - 4 hours and i could still taste the aroma in my mouth.

We walked all day and by night fall we were pass the Nepal’s border and were alsmot in Tibet - China!



That evening i was brought to a small house, in the middle of nowhere, there we spent the night and cooked some food, and smoked some more temple balls. In the morning  i woke up to a sound of voices, there were 3 army clad Nepalese guys standing next to my bed and eye-ing me suspiciously!!!!!! It was the employees of the so called hash factory and  they were here to take me and my hook up further into wilderness!!!!!! Holly shit i though, this is gold!!! I finally made it.
That day they took me up the mountains that did not have any roads or patches on the ground that resembled a path way, we climbed on the other side of the mountains and about 3 or 4 hours later i was in a smallish village where all the action is!

Well, the 3 guys didnt show me around , where the plantation was or anything but we sat down, made some tea and talked a little after that i bought half a kilo of temple balls.

When i came back to Kathmandu i headed west to Pokhara. There i spent a month chilling out by the lake. Pimping hippie chicks, giving away gifts of hash, telling  stories about my hash adventures by the fire at night, it was class, i was the king :p



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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


Edited by Ewok (05/20/06 12:35 PM)


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Re: Little cock monger [Re: Jalruza]
    #5652610 - 05/20/06 08:37 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

can everyone read it ok or should i make pictures smaller?


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Re: Little cock monger [Re: Jalruza]
    #5652621 - 05/20/06 08:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

No one is reading it. We are ignoring your dumb ass. Geez.


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Re: Little cock monger [Re: TM]
    #5652630 - 05/20/06 08:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

A tale of stupidity.

Me and my mate smoked ~3 1/8ths in spliffs and bongs and then went to our lessons at college.

true story.


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Re: Little cock monger [Re: Cepheus]
    #5652649 - 05/20/06 08:53 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Mods, can you please move this to Other drug discussions


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Re: Little cock monger [Re: Jalruza]
    #5652654 - 05/20/06 08:57 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

they should make it a site wide sticky


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Re: Little cock monger [Re: Noetical]
    #5652777 - 05/20/06 09:55 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i donno, i guess i miss OG a lot.
May this be a post in the honour of that great site


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Re: Little cock monger [Re: Jalruza]
    #5653403 - 05/20/06 01:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

how do the girls look over in australia?

did u even get laid?


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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: Jalruza]
    #5653611 - 05/20/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Why does everyone hate ewok?

Well my story took place in Grenada. I was 16 and visiting family. I was at the nicest hotel in st. georges and was able to score some decent pot from the guys who rent out jetskis and some great cheap rum from a nearby corner store. I was hanging out on the beach enjoying myself. I had a frisbie but no one to play with so i asked this cute girl who was there by herself if she'd like to play frisbie with me.

We played frisbie and then talked for a little while and I found out she was from the UK and was on vacation with her family. I asked her if she wanted to get some lunch at the hotel and we continued to hit it off. I asked if she wanted to meet me up later that night after she had to meet up and have dinner with her parents. She agreed and we ended up drinking, smoking, and fooling around.

The next day happened to be national kite day in Grenada and she had some time away from her parents so i bought a kite off of a local boy and took her out to the beach where we flew the kite and smoked joints for most of the day. This is probably the greatest memory i have, ever.

Well we continued to do stuff like this for the rest of the week i was down and the night before i left we made love. It would be the second time for me and really the first official time and I'll never forget it. It was so amazing, that whole week was like a dream. Then we parted ways and we agreed it would be best if we just left our memory of eachother as that one great week. I havent spoken to her since.

please read my short story and leave comments
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/5653504/an/0/page/0


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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: d33p]
    #5653729 - 05/20/06 03:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Wow, those are some really cool stories Ewok and deep.


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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: dblaney]
    #5654546 - 05/20/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

one time me and my friend were smoking in the woods at about 12 at night. we were high as shit and we see this guy on a bike coming at us, he was smoking a cig. when he was right infront of us to the left he ran over a tree that had fallen down and he flipped over his handlebars. me and my friend bust out laughing, the guy was so mad he picked the tree up and threw it at us, we didnt even flinch cause we were so high. then the guy got back on his bike and said some bullshit and took off. as soon as he started pedadling we busted out laughing again. that was one of the funniest things that ive ever seen high

i wonder what the guy on the bike was thinking. he saw 2 people just sitting in the woods in the middle of the night laughing at him


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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: psychonaut_420]
    #5654563 - 05/20/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

This dealer guy I use to help make deliveries for back in my early days before I became a family guy gives be the pipe to smoke. I look down and see this white ball on the weed.

I'm like, "What's that white ball?", he says, "That my friend, is opium.".

The end. :shrug:

Ooooh, the last time I smoked pot, 2 weeks ago or so, it was kief(spelling?) and I was able to hug the color blue. Hard to explain I guess...


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Re: Share your stoner stories [Re: Jalruza]
    #5654565 - 05/20/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

this one time i got really erally high, then i got high again, and tonight i got high, then i got drunk and high., fufck


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