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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: CantiSama]
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CantiSama said:
am i the only one who hasn't shit their pants?


When I was in 2nd grade i shit my pants at school! what did I do? went to the bathroom and threw my boxers in teh garbage... good thing my pants didnt get too wet...


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: apfrommsp]
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apfrommsp said:
CantiSama said:
am i the only one who hasn't shit their pants?


When I was in 2nd grade i shit my pants at school! what did I do? went to the bathroom and threw my boxers in teh garbage... good thing my pants didnt get too wet...


The Grade?  Second.
The Field trip?  To a fancy school to see "The Nutcracker"
What did I do the minute I sat on the bus to leave?  Fart and shit hot diahrrea all down the side of my leg.

I sat in it for hours, never said a word, never moved.  By the time I got to the school, it was cold, dripping down my leg.  I sat through the opening scene all the way to the fight with the Rat King.  The bike ride home was the most depressing ever...

People knew lol, they had to.  The whole busride home all I head from my 2nd grade classmates was, "Damn, did you crap yourself?" 

My response?  "No, I just farted"  :lol:  The only time I ever admitted to that lol.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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I was in the dorms in a single room, well it was a double but my roommate had moved out. I was going to rub one out before i went for my shower so i get down to my boxers, for some reason i didn't get totally naked this time which was kind of lucky, load up some internet pr0n and start going to town. About halfway through someone knocks on my door twice and just busts into my room all the while i'm trying to close all the porn down and tuck my fucking boner back into my shorts. It was my friend from down the hall returning some stuff i had left in his room, and he wouldn't leave. I was sitting there all hunched over in nothing by my boxers just praying to god that he would leave. He finally left but by then i was too dismayed to continue so i just packed up shop and went for the shower.

Funny thing is, is that later i started making jokes about it and everyone of our friends started making fun of him about not recognizing what i was doing and getting the fuck out, lol.

btw, he's a huge homophobe so needless to say he would get a little upset when people would give him shit about it.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Newbie]
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NewbieShroomie said:
apfrommsp said:
CantiSama said:
am i the only one who hasn't shit their pants?


When I was in 2nd grade i shit my pants at school! what did I do? went to the bathroom and threw my boxers in teh garbage... good thing my pants didnt get too wet...


The Grade?  Second.
The Field trip?  To a fancy school to see "The Nutcracker"
What did I do the minute I sat on the bus to leave?  Fart and shit hot diahrrea all down the side of my leg.

I sat in it for hours, never said a word, never moved.  By the time I got to the school, it was cold, dripping down my leg.  I sat through the opening scene all the way to the fight with the Rat King.  The bike ride home was the most depressing ever...

People knew lol, they had to.  The whole busride home all I head from my 2nd grade classmates was, "Damn, did you crap yourself?" 

My response?  "No, I just farted"  :lol:  The only time I ever admitted to that lol.


2nd grade must be the popular time to do the shittage of the pants


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Newbie]
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^^^ That is embarrassing.

It triggered a few more memories for me. I didn't mention this incident earlier, but I've been caught with my hands in my pants before. Another time I'd just finished masturbating (around age 11) and when I looked towards the stairs, my dad was standing there. He was like, "What were you doing?" And I replied with, "Nothing. My leg was itching." I have no idea how long he was standing there.

There was another time in church around the same age, I masturbated in Sunday School (had my jacket pulled over so nobody could see) and the teacher saw and was like, "Do you need to go to the bathroom, Michelle?" Everyone in the room looked right at me. All those eyes, staring. I just flushed hotly, and said, "No," and that's the last time I ever tried to secretly masturbate in a room full of people.

I couldn't really leave myself alone as a child.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Newbie]
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NewbieShroomie said:
apfrommsp said:
CantiSama said:
am i the only one who hasn't shit their pants?


When I was in 2nd grade i shit my pants at school! what did I do? went to the bathroom and threw my boxers in teh garbage... good thing my pants didnt get too wet...


The Grade?  Second.
The Field trip?  To a fancy school to see "The Nutcracker"
What did I do the minute I sat on the bus to leave?  Fart and shit hot diahrrea all down the side of my leg.

I sat in it for hours, never said a word, never moved.  By the time I got to the school, it was cold, dripping down my leg.  I sat through the opening scene all the way to the fight with the Rat King.  The bike ride home was the most depressing ever...

People knew lol, they had to.  The whole busride home all I head from my 2nd grade classmates was, "Damn, did you crap yourself?" 

My response?  "No, I just farted"  :lol:  The only time I ever admitted to that lol.


Dude, that is sooo rough.  I'm sorry.  I wonder what lasting impact that incident had on your psyche.  I bet you never shit like that again.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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I'm comedic at heart, so I was laughing about it later that day.  Even my parents were laughing at me :lol:

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Newbie]
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yeah it wouldnt be the alst time i sharted...ive sharted in a few diff places...once at a Minnesota Timberwolves game...hadda get up and leave...leaked in to my sock...scik


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: apfrommsp]
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When I was around 7 or 8 I was at mcdonalds and i went to the bathroom having to take a piss... i walk in and someone had pissed all over the floor and i didn't see it... take one step... slip and fall and get covered in someone else's piss... had to stand up in the backseat all the way home... totally worse than pissing yourself...

Another time i was tripping and dazed out for a while then i snap out of it thinking i pissed myself... we were at a festy and i told my tentmates that i just pissed myself and they were all worried that their stuff was covered in piss.. i finally realized that i didn't but they didn't believe me for some reason...

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed one day and i had a doctors appointment... i was in an overall pissy mood but my mom made me go to the doctor despite not wanting to go... begging her to turn around the whole way there... we finally get into the doctor's office and i just break down crying and he prescribes me to anti-depressants... hahahah.. that was weird...

First time i got drunk i took two shots and puked all over the floor at my friend's sister's house... then dragged myself outside and puked more.. she had to mop up my puke... and i'd had a crush on her for years... argh...

Got drunk with this girl that i'd fucked once before so it wasn't as embarrassing but still... i tried for like 2 hours to get it up and couldn't... it sucked balls... i wanted to cry because i wanted her so bad... she even tried sucking my limpy for like 5 minutes.. hahah.. it just wasn't happening that night.. then the next time i saw her i tried fuckin for like half an hour and it wasn't working again.. then it was really embarrassing.. luckily i saved face by fucking the shit out of her later that night...

i'm sure there have been more embarrassing moments that i've blocked out...

-j


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I promise to live, love, exist, and be, and hope that all life will love to be in existence with me. Also, fuck you.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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This incident happened 2 nights ago.  It was embarrassing at the time, but now it's just down right funny.  My boyfriend and I have 2 ferrets. Hero and Villain, and their cage is right next to our bed.  As I was falling asleep, they were playing together and making noise, which I'm assuming is why the following happened -

Apparently in the middle of the night my boyfriend woke up to me making sad noises, and saying "aww, poor little guy!"  "the poor little guy can't do it!"

"Do what?" says my boyfriend (I talk in my sleep a lot, and he regularly holds conversations with me while I do that)

"The chicken dance" I say

Now he's trying not to laugh and wake me, and he says "Who can't do the chicken dance?"  I'm like "Villain can't". 

He says "Well, can Hero do the chicken dance?"  I say "yeaaaah, of course she can!"

he starts cracking up laughing, and says "Can YOU do the chicken dance?"

At this point I woke up to him dying laughing, telling me what had just happened, and I felt my face get bright red  :blush:

In my dream, I walked into our bedroom, into a full out Ferret Rave Party.  If you've seen the movie Madascar, think of the scene when they first see the lemurs.  It was like that.  ALL of the ferrets are doing the chicken dance like crazy!  All in a line, in perfect unison.  Villain is huddled in the corner, weeping, because he doesn't know how to do it - so he asked me to teach him, and I did. 

The end!  Thanks for reading  :tongue2:


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
In the worst of times...a convieniantly placed bucket was all that I could hope for.  That's if I wasn't mobile, picking fights, throwing sharp objects, doing lopsided cartwheels, running through the graveyard, climbing out windows, drinking bleach, and giving people hand jobs. 

I try to behave myself more on psychedelics.  :smirk:


you must be really popular to trip with.  :thumbup:


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: it stars saddam]
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it stars saddam said:
Ravus said:
In spite of the fact that they gave awesome head, it took me probably at least 3 hours to come!


3 hours?  Come on now Ravus.  :wink:


That's what she said.


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So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Ravus]
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Well the first night me and my boyfriend (about to be our one year anniversary of this embarrassing shit) hung out, we were at a friend's bonfire. there was a bunch of people, and we all got shitty drunk. homemade wine, jack daniels downhome punch, jager bombs, greenery, and even the cops swang by.

well once i'm totally wasted, a few people jokingly say "time for aj to go puke!", and i concurred, and walk out into the trees by the dudes house, and lay in the coldass grass for a couple of hours puking. my now bf comes over and takes care of me, rubbing my back and holding my hair, the entire time.

later he leads me into the house, where i manage to puke on the floor, in the bathroom, and have the shits pretty bad. i know he had to have heard me! lol he never said anything about it, and we ending up hanging out and moving in together.

and i've managed to lay on my face in a few parking lots since then.


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: MOTH]
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One time I was at the chiropractors, like laying on the table or whatever, and he did this crazy move on me that put pressure on my stomach. The pressure caused me to let out a wicked loud fart that stunk up the room. :lol:

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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Liz]
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Liz said:
This incident happened 2 nights ago.  It was embarrassing at the time, but now it's just down right funny.  My boyfriend and I have 2 ferrets. Hero and Villain, and their cage is right next to our bed.  As I was falling asleep, they were playing together and making noise, which I'm assuming is why the following happened -

Apparently in the middle of the night my boyfriend woke up to me making sad noises, and saying "aww, poor little guy!"  "the poor little guy can't do it!"

"Do what?" says my boyfriend (I talk in my sleep a lot, and he regularly holds conversations with me while I do that)

"The chicken dance" I say

Now he's trying not to laugh and wake me, and he says "Who can't do the chicken dance?"  I'm like "Villain can't". 

He says "Well, can Hero do the chicken dance?"  I say "yeaaaah, of course she can!"

he starts cracking up laughing, and says "Can YOU do the chicken dance?"

At this point I woke up to him dying laughing, telling me what had just happened, and I felt my face get bright red  :blush:

In my dream, I walked into our bedroom, into a full out Ferret Rave Party.  If you've seen the movie Madascar, think of the scene when they first see the lemurs.  It was like that.  ALL of the ferrets are doing the chicken dance like crazy!  All in a line, in perfect unison.  Villain is huddled in the corner, weeping, because he doesn't know how to do it - so he asked me to teach him, and I did. 

The end!  Thanks for reading  :tongue2:


:rofl:  I miss my ferrets


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Re: Most embarressing incidents of my entire life [Re: Ravus]
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Ravus said:
That reminds me of another incident (I have hundreds of embarrassing incidents, most of them I now look back on with humor.) When I was 14, I had a sort of threesome with two hot 16 year-old girls, except as I didn't have a condom to fuck them they both just took turns sucking me off. In spite of the fact that they gave awesome head, it took me probably at least 3 hours to come! And when I did come, it was because one of the girls was giving me a handjob since they'd just gotten tired of sucking so much cock in one night. Fucking weird shit, I tell you. I'll never understand what my penis is thinking.


i can definitely see that happening to me... for some weird reason i cannot come with a blowjob (although i hear that it's pretty common)... only with a handjob or a combination of the 2...

and i, as almost every other shroomerite in this thread, have also shat my pants... it was in 1st grade and everybody knew it (the reek was unbelievable)... to think that i went all the way to shitting my pants just because i was to shy to ask for permission to go to the bathroom... luckily i think no one remembers that (or hardly anyone)... it obviously got burned into my own memory because of the sheer trauma of embarrassment...

great thread, elle!  :thumbup:


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