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So my friend told me to shoplift.......
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...So, I did.

And right now, I have a cupcake in my pants, with frosting! And it doesn't want to stay there!

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Thats fucking hot! :laugh:

I love them anti-drug commercials... lol


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" If the sky were to suddenly open up there would be no law. There would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories... the choices you've made, and the people you've touched. If this world were to end there would only be you and him and no-one else. "

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"MAN! You know there aint no such thing as left over crack!"


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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Schwip]
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Scum of the earth! :wtf:

I hope someone visits your house and pockets some silverware (or plasticware :smirk:) or something.

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Like being here
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: fireworks_god]
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Come on! You've never heard that commercial on the radio?


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" If the sky were to suddenly open up there would be no law. There would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories... the choices you've made, and the people you've touched. If this world were to end there would only be you and him and no-one else. "

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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Schwip]
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Beware Karma!~

It's been known to Bite!


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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: SouthPArk]
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He's kidding.


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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Schwip]
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Schwip said:
Come on! You've never heard that commercial on the radio?


Nah, my only exposure to media is through the internet. :wink:

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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: fireworks_god]
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Ah.... lucky.

I have to listen to crap radio 50hours a week at work.


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" If the sky were to suddenly open up there would be no law. There would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories... the choices you've made, and the people you've touched. If this world were to end there would only be you and him and no-one else. "

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"MAN! You know there aint no such thing as left over crack!"


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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Schwip]
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A cupcake?> In your pants? With FROSTING?
This is getting incredibly saucy.


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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Kerbouchard]
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Thats what im talkin' about! :laugh:


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" If the sky were to suddenly open up there would be no law. There would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories... the choices you've made, and the people you've touched. If this world were to end there would only be you and him and no-one else. "

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"MAN! You know there aint no such thing as left over crack!"


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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Schwip]
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hahahaha...when i was 12, i had this wicked crush on this chick...she was hot!
i ended up stealing some hairspray for her from family dollar and got busted.


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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: derrrk]
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i shop lifted a bag of chips a few weekends back


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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
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Reminds me of Friday After Next, where he's dreaming, and talking in his sleep, telling Santa what he wants "... and two bags of chips to give to the fat bitches"....

That is what the bag of chips was for, right? :wink:

Shoplifting when you are a younger is understandable, in fact, in my early teens, I did it as well, until I got caught... you're young and you don't understand.

People who do it when they are adult, however, are scum of the earth. I've observed their behavior, and they are generally completely moronic... Like the other day, one of them walks into Wal*Mart and drops a razor blade in the front entrance without realizing it.... Or the one standing in my lamp aisle, with a stack of dvds in his hand, looking at lamps in the middle of the afternoon.... I follow him from aisle to aisle, get an assistant manager, and find him busting the fucking things open with a razor blade. Got him kicked the fuck out! My dude was all like "Put your knife away, give me back my dvds, and get the fuck out of the store!" :thumbup:

They always choose the lamest fucking dvd's to rip off, as well. Fucking morons, every last one of them. :rolleyes:

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Peace. :mushroom2:


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Schwip]
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Damn-it... They dont have the audio up for this one on NDCP site yet.

I hear this fucking commmercial at least 3 times a day.... And I laugh every time.

Just hearing that girl state she "has a cupcake in her pants"

Thats golden.

Oh, god. Do i have a cupcake fetish? hehe


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" If the sky were to suddenly open up there would be no law. There would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories... the choices you've made, and the people you've touched. If this world were to end there would only be you and him and no-one else. "

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"MAN! You know there aint no such thing as left over crack!"


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