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Schwip
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So my friend told me to shoplift.......
#5861660 - 07/15/06 11:59 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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...So, I did.
And right now, I have a cupcake in my pants, with frosting! And it doesn't want to stay there!
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Thats fucking hot! 
I love them anti-drug commercials... lol
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Schwip]
#5861664 - 07/15/06 12:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Scum of the earth! 
I hope someone visits your house and pockets some silverware (or plasticware ) or something.
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: fireworks_god]
#5861668 - 07/15/06 12:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Come on! You've never heard that commercial on the radio?
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SouthPArk
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Schwip]
#5861671 - 07/15/06 12:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Beware Karma!~
It's been known to Bite!
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: SouthPArk]
#5861674 - 07/15/06 12:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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He's kidding.
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fireworks_god
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Schwip]
#5861682 - 07/15/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Schwip said: Come on! You've never heard that commercial on the radio?
Nah, my only exposure to media is through the internet. 
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: fireworks_god]
#5861684 - 07/15/06 12:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ah.... lucky.
I have to listen to crap radio 50hours a week at work.
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Schwip]
#5861687 - 07/15/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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A cupcake?> In your pants? With FROSTING? This is getting incredibly saucy.
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Schwip
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5861692 - 07/15/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thats what im talkin' about!
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Schwip]
#5861720 - 07/15/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahahaha...when i was 12, i had this wicked crush on this chick...she was hot! i ended up stealing some hairspray for her from family dollar and got busted.
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: derrrk]
#5861786 - 07/15/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i shop lifted a bag of chips a few weekends back
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
#5861802 - 07/15/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Reminds me of Friday After Next, where he's dreaming, and talking in his sleep, telling Santa what he wants "... and two bags of chips to give to the fat bitches"....
That is what the bag of chips was for, right? 
Shoplifting when you are a younger is understandable, in fact, in my early teens, I did it as well, until I got caught... you're young and you don't understand.
People who do it when they are adult, however, are scum of the earth. I've observed their behavior, and they are generally completely moronic... Like the other day, one of them walks into Wal*Mart and drops a razor blade in the front entrance without realizing it.... Or the one standing in my lamp aisle, with a stack of dvds in his hand, looking at lamps in the middle of the afternoon.... I follow him from aisle to aisle, get an assistant manager, and find him busting the fucking things open with a razor blade. Got him kicked the fuck out! My dude was all like "Put your knife away, give me back my dvds, and get the fuck out of the store!" 
They always choose the lamest fucking dvd's to rip off, as well. Fucking morons, every last one of them. 
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Re: So my friend told me to shoplift....... [Re: Schwip]
#5861807 - 07/15/06 01:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Damn-it... They dont have the audio up for this one on NDCP site yet.
I hear this fucking commmercial at least 3 times a day.... And I laugh every time.
Just hearing that girl state she "has a cupcake in her pants"
Thats golden.
Oh, god. Do i have a cupcake fetish? hehe
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