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Penis Pills
    #5656840 - 05/21/06 03:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Anybody dudes here bought the penis pills for increasing girth, sexual drive, longer lasting erections, and supposed "increased length"?

Im not talking about viagra here, im talking about the shit you pop on a daily basis for long term effects.

Im considering this because they claim up to 25% increase in girth, and a fatter cock = super sex.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5656851 - 05/21/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:rolleyes:  Just get fucking comfortable with yourself.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5656865 - 05/21/06 03:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

lol...

have u ever tried viagra?


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5656873 - 05/21/06 03:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Its bullshit, dont buy them, they dont work. Its a ploy to get men with low self esteem about there penis to buy something that will make them think (placebo effect) their penis will grow.

Ever see Penn and teller's bullshit on showtime? They go around and tell you what things are bullshit.

It wont work, you will just be investing money on a scam.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5656877 - 05/21/06 03:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

No..."lol" Dude this is just sad. It's a waste of mental power and a waste of money, two things I would think no one would really want to waste. Does your dick work? if so, why are you tryin to fuck with it? Do you really think if you pop pills to make your dick bigger you're gonna get laid more often?

Congratulations, you've been suckered in by the pharmaceutical industry.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Slooch]
    #5656882 - 05/21/06 03:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Are you referring to Enzyte? I'm curious about that as well.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: ebass]
    #5656894 - 05/21/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Go to the Enzyte website...you can get a 30 day trial. Just pay for shipping. Try it out and holla back. No need for picks. I'll take your word.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: ebass]
    #5656896 - 05/21/06 03:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Robot...the pharm industry has got some good shit too.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5656897 - 05/21/06 03:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

It's not the size of the boat,
it's the motion in the ocean...


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5656900 - 05/21/06 03:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Well if youve never experienced sex without viagra then you have nothing to compare to.

Sex is great naturally yes, but on viagra its just something else.

You have no idea how fuckin crazy that shit is man.. u fuck for aslong as you want and your orgasm lasts like a minute.

Honestly, how long do you usually last for?


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: ebass]
    #5656903 - 05/21/06 03:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Oh yeah...that sigur ros show was fucking beautiful...the weather was awful, though


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: ebass]
    #5656904 - 05/21/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

ebass said:
Go to the Enzyte website...you can get a 30 day trial. Just pay for shipping. Try it out and holla back. No need for picks. I'll take your word.




ill check it out...


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5656910 - 05/21/06 04:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

It's funny I thought Enzyte was by prescription only. The advertising for this drug was made with that "by prescription only" feeling...just to lure more people in.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: ebass]
    #5656920 - 05/21/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

ebass said:
Go to the Enzyte website...you can get a 30 day trial. Just pay for shipping. Try it out and holla back. No need for picks. I'll take your word.




Thats how the scam works. You get the free trial and then they automatically send you more and charge you ass loads of money after the first month. They make it difficult to put a stop on it and if they wrongly charge you, which they often do, its hard to get your money back. Most people don't even bother since it is a major hassle and how many people would you want to know that you were buying cock pills.

It is just a huge scam perpetrated by a string of ghost pharm companies.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5656925 - 05/21/06 04:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote: Congratulations, you've been suckered in by the pharmaceutical industry.

Thats the biggest game in America now...

Ever see those commercials on TV that say "do you kick in your sleep? Then you might have poor blood flow in your legs a symptom known as cramped legs." Or what ever the fuck they call it...

Ever see Chris rock, he talks about how the TV shows all sorts of symptoms that can fit every one watching. "do you wake up in the morning and eat food during the day? Then go to sleep at night?" Chris rock says "SHIT I HAVE THAT SYNDROME, I need me some pills"

The pharmaceutical industry is a HUGE business in America and every year it grows. Most shit people take pills for doesn't even exist, like ADD or ADHD. Its just made up to give the illusion that you need to buy pills to cure your self.

SHIT! there's a guy who sells a book that tells you thousands of home remedy's to cure all sorts of things you would need to take a pill for.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Slooch]
    #5656933 - 05/21/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Or how about:

"Do you come home feeling tired? Does work leave you feeling exhausted, like you have no energy? Are you unhappy at the end of the day? Here, eat this pill."

I forget the name of that one but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. That is LIFE FOR MOST PEOPLE! Eating a pill isn't going to make them happier. Not in any meaningful sense, at least.

Everything's a fucking Syndrome now. FUCK.

This thread is fucking sad and pathetic. Do you guys have unbelievably shitty sex lives or something? Can't find a meaningful relationship? Think if a pill makes your dick bigger your life will be better? That is so sad to me.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Slooch]
    #5656934 - 05/21/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah what's your point slooch...we all know this


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Slooch]
    #5656936 - 05/21/06 04:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

speak for yourselves.

I think im just gonna buy viagra man im getting addicted to that shit.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: ebass]
    #5656937 - 05/21/06 04:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

OK...it seems penis pills is a touchy subject with shroomerites....i'll take note


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5656941 - 05/21/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ROFL

Quote: Everything's a fucking Syndrome now. FUCK.

I agree, the pharmaceutical industry is sad.


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