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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department
    #5359349 - 03/02/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

http://www.wackyvids.com/movies/notsafeforwork/10/smallthing.html

i cant even believe dudes have cocks that small... i mean u girls would be better off with fingers than some of those things :mushroom2:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359370 - 03/02/06 08:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick!


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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: DNKYD]
    #5359376 - 03/02/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

thats what i said


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359393 - 03/02/06 08:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you know, a lot of women say size doesn't matter.


but after seeing that, jesus...it does.  :eek:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359394 - 03/02/06 08:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

that's just sad!
i feel sorry for these guys...
its almost if not as bad as being handicapped in someway!


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Simisu]
    #5359405 - 03/02/06 08:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i mean u really cant even see a penis on some of them. this chick i dated told me this story of a guy who's fingers were bigger than his peen. i thought she was exaggerating till i saw this


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: DNKYD]
    #5359420 - 03/02/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick!




!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

!!!

Man.... ... ... lol, man!!! I feel bad for those dudes! There's like nothing there but a frickin impression!!! What's going on! That's not fair man, I feel bad for these guys. Here's a rope, go hang yourselves. :frown:

Poor, poor souls. I'm gonna feel guilty every time I get pussy now. But a hell of a lot more confident, that's for sure.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: browndustin]
    #5359428 - 03/02/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl2:

one of the comments where it was posted:
"i wonder if that first guy fingers himself"



now i feel bad for making fun at them...
but DAMN... there's just nothing there!


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Simisu]
    #5359429 - 03/02/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

u could actually jack off with just 2 fingers


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Simisu]
    #5359441 - 03/02/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

To make matters worse they even have man titties!


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359447 - 03/02/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Jesus
Fucking
Christ


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359455 - 03/02/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

KingOftheThing said:
u could actually jack off with just 2 fingers




Riddle me this, my friend.

How can the dudes tug their turkey when there's no fucking meat down there!? :thumbdown:

I feel compelled to show every single person I know this video clip.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359463 - 03/02/06 08:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I feel like a MAN!!!!!


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: g00n]
    #5359497 - 03/02/06 08:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

g00n said:
I feel like a MAN!!!!!




:lol::lol:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359511 - 03/02/06 09:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

LMAO at this thread

You guys don't know how many people I've sent that link to over MSN already... people are going to think I'm a homosexual

But it doesn't matter because LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEIR LITTLE PENISES!!!!!!!!!


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: browndustin]
    #5359515 - 03/02/06 09:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

its like some old school side show shit. you dont want to look but u have to


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Liz]
    #5359532 - 03/02/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Liz said:
you know, a lot of women say size doesn't matter.


but after seeing that, jesus...it does.  :eek:




LOL, Yeah...something like that. You better believe size matters.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359545 - 03/02/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

It's threads like this that make me feel very good about myself.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5359547 - 03/02/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well you wont be dissapointed with me then  :smirk:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Redstorm]
    #5359551 - 03/02/06 09:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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Jesus
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5359580 - 03/02/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Secksi


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5359586 - 03/02/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

Redstorm said:
Jesus
Fucking
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This picture makes me feel very spiritual.

:laugh:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: g00n]
    #5359652 - 03/02/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

g00n said:
I feel like a MAN!!!!!




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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Phoshaman]
    #5359774 - 03/02/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

damn.............

how do they even piss?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5359822 - 03/02/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
It's threads like this that make me feel very good about myself.





Why, are there some that don't?  :smirk:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5359831 - 03/02/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

How do they urinate? I bet they sit...there's absolutely nothing to aim with.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5359855 - 03/02/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I feel like a male porn star feels everyday... extravigantly well hung... I have never felt so sorry for women that I have been and will be with. I am now going to ask if I am hurting them, several times during sex. "Are you sure you are ok?"... then follow up with: "I understand if this malicious man cannon is a bit daunting"... anyways you get the point. I feel like a 2 legged horse with more meat stick than Slim Jim!!


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359873 - 03/02/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

they got inees not outees man


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: g00n]
    #5359893 - 03/02/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

What's the point of life if you don't have a dick?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: downforpot]
    #5359903 - 03/02/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

What's the point of life if you don't have a dick?




Harry Potter?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: g00n]
    #5359940 - 03/02/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Man I'm a LUCKY girl  :thumbup:

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
    #5359949 - 03/02/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Sorry don't mean to Hijack this post but...
Quote:

Man I'm a LUCKY girl



Are you saying even girls have bigger wangs than these guys?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
    #5359953 - 03/02/06 10:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Why, because you have a bigger bulge than those guys?

:grin:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5360022 - 03/02/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

From the "toe", or from a 'fro down below?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: DNKYD]
    #5360056 - 03/02/06 11:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hmm, either works I suppose!


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
    #5360099 - 03/02/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

HippieChick said:
Man I'm a LUCKY girl  :thumbup:

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
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Clenis?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5360120 - 03/02/06 11:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Has to be. :grin:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5360127 - 03/02/06 11:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Just makes it easier to find for those less knowledgable :tongue:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5360149 - 03/03/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hehe, I think she means that her man must be packing. :smile:

Unless...hmmm...Now I'm wondering myself.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5360175 - 03/03/06 12:07 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

They might just not be very large when they're flacid- its possible but holy shit what causes that... can't be hereditary


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5360224 - 03/03/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

What happens to those things when its cold out? They can't possibly shrink any more than that, right?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: TheDude]
    #5360272 - 03/03/06 12:39 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i am two seconds away from taking pictures on by dick and posting. the world needs a pallet cleanser.

reminds me, someone emailed me this today, seems related:










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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: outerwave]
    #5360478 - 03/03/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

who the fuck e mails you that?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5360503 - 03/03/06 02:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
Hehe, I think she means that her man must be packing. :smile:

Unless...hmmm...Now I'm wondering myself.






Like a horse , lol . :thumbup:

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5360516 - 03/03/06 02:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

his name is bob and he is a bass player. who the fuck posts a video of chubby guys with no pricks?1?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5360532 - 03/03/06 02:40 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

good god man...i hope thats a joke. i didn't even see any penises at all...are they eunuchs or something..WTF?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #5360567 - 03/03/06 03:13 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I saw no penis whatsoever.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Herbus]
    #5360572 - 03/03/06 03:19 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Although, right now, I feel about 2405 better about myself.

I always knew I was way more hung than Greek statues... and I thought they were the pinners...

But wow, that would seriously not be cool. I probably would not be able to take it, too self-conscious... even with my current, large, phallus...


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Herbus]
    #5360574 - 03/03/06 03:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I can't even view the thing on this shitty computer, since my good one is down.
But from the sound of you posts, I don't think i want to lol.
I don't get any complaints in the size department at all.. If anything I get compliments.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
    #5360594 - 03/03/06 03:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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Desiree said:
Hehe, I think she means that her man must be packing. :smile:

Unless...hmmm...Now I'm wondering myself.






Like a horse , lol . :thumbup:

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It might be good for you and all, but to me it's just annoying having something dangling between my knees, always tripping me up when I walk.

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5360597 - 03/03/06 03:37 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Doesnt it suck when it scrapes against the ground?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5360601 - 03/03/06 03:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You know, when walking and its all draggin on the ground behind ya and shit!?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: eris]
    #5360603 - 03/03/06 03:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That's why I tuck it into my sock or loop it around my waist.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5360606 - 03/03/06 03:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Ah yea, I should use it as a belt sometime.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: eris]
    #5360626 - 03/03/06 04:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

He uses it as a tie sometimes . Maybe that could help ya .

Its alright , but I'd trade it in a heatbeat if he could SHIT like a horse , LMAO . That'd be a little more useful right now . Got a lot of spawn to use up . :grin:

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
    #5360640 - 03/03/06 04:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well if I'm gonna try mine out as a tie i may as well go for necklace. I could call it a dicklace I guess.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: eris]
    #5360650 - 03/03/06 04:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Careful, if you get it snagged on something you might choke yourself. Nobody wants to see the headline "Man chokes himself with own penis" in the newspapers.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5360918 - 03/03/06 08:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

there was a black guy next in line...

i wanted to hear comments


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: eris]
    #5361061 - 03/03/06 10:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I have that problem sometimes. What I do is just wrap it around my leg a few times.. and then tie it off so it doesn't break free accidentally. Works like a charm.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Shroomism]
    #5361191 - 03/03/06 11:12 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:crankey:

I'm not reading this whole thing.... but that video -----> :crankey:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: mediman0078]
    #5361309 - 03/03/06 11:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

If you're 18 w/ 8 inches of man-meat, and the phallus continues to grow until one is 25, can one expect a remarkably nice shaft by 25?

I bet it would suck to be tall with a small or average penis.
It'd look so unproportioned.

I was once getting my ass kicked, on my side, on the ground...

I pulled 'er out and gave a good swingin' 'er two until the guy was laying belly-up with large pink slapmarks on his face.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Herbus]
    #5361326 - 03/03/06 12:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

man I try to tell my boyfrined all the time that he is blessed and he always is like no I m not.. for god sakes we measured and it ended up being 8 1/2 long 3 inch wide and he says he is average.... he does not believe the fact that there are guy out there that are smaller then 5 inch long he thinks I am lying... I HAVE SEEN MUCH SMALLER THEN 3 inchs.... its weird and he won't ever believe.. I have to email him this shit! TY


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Herbus]
    #5361339 - 03/03/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Herbus said:
If you're 18 w/ 8 inches of man-meat, and the phallus continues to grow until one is 25, can one expect a remarkably nice shaft by 25?

I bet it would suck to be tall with a small or average penis.
It'd look so unproportioned.

I was once getting my ass kicked, on my side, on the ground...

I pulled 'er out and gave a good swingin' 'er two until the guy was laying belly-up with large pink slapmarks on his face.




you sure about the 25 year old thing? Cause that would be awesome


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5361347 - 03/03/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Wow. I feel blessed now.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Tattoo]
    #5361348 - 03/03/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Tattoo said:
Quote:

Herbus said:
If you're 18 w/ 8 inches of man-meat, and the phallus continues to grow until one is 25, can one expect a remarkably nice shaft by 25?

I bet it would suck to be tall with a small or average penis.
It'd look so unproportioned.

I was once getting my ass kicked, on my side, on the ground...

I pulled 'er out and gave a good swingin' 'er two until the guy was laying belly-up with large pink slapmarks on his face.




you sure about the 25 year old thing? Cause that would be awesome




thats what i was thinking.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5361452 - 03/03/06 12:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

If those guys weren't such fatties their cocks might actually show.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Twister]
    #5361456 - 03/03/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Probably wouldn't  be that much of a difference if they weighed less.  :smile:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5361463 - 03/03/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, but even and inch or two is better than negative figures.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Twister]
    #5361466 - 03/03/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Heeey... damnit. I showed that video in the IRC chat before you. :B


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #5361468 - 03/03/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah it would be awesome... I'd be like 5'9/5'10 with a 9-10 inch cock.

...Awesome... not for the girls(akward moments like the realization that your penis is longer than the girl's face who is performing fellatio), so much, as walking around naked like 'Yeah, how ya doooin...'

Perhaps you aren't aware how wide 3 inches is (about the length of a full-size lighter), it is doubtful the dude's cock is that wide... that would be like a total girth of 9 inches... perhaps you should remeasure young lady... I could be wrong though, there's always the slight possibility he is part walrus...

It would seem consistent that most people add about another inch or so to their size when they talk about it. I've been in strange situations... which I will not elucidate, involving a girl or two and a guy or two, and the guys' dicks were definitely smaller than they claimed them to be...

Don't ask me how I acquired this information, although it should be noted I didn't exchange any tactile sensations or bodily fluids with any males that day, or any day...


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Liz]
    #5361500 - 03/03/06 01:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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you know, a lot of women say size doesn't matter.




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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: kit_kat]
    #5361511 - 03/03/06 01:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahahah... those guys can't even use the phrase "it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean" ... cuz they don't even have a ship... not even a frickin surfboard...

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: kit_kat]
    #5361531 - 03/03/06 01:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I have seen more girls post on this forum than I've ever seen post in total...

This must be one of those 'subjects,' which, apparently invokes young females to respond...

Obviously penis size is BIG DEAL.

Perhaps I should try a new tactic at parties when hot chicks are hooking up with some dude... a good ol' fashion drunken cockflash!

A strong probability she'll develop callousness for her current mate, for surely some preliminary probing indicated the individual's sex organ size.

Unless the dude is hung, in which case I'll just take some LSD and watch the sunrise by my goddamn self again.

Regardless this topic is a nice confidence-booster, walking around my house now, periodically stopping in front of the mirror to relish in (the site of) the prominent mass in the crouch region of my sweatpants.

I like smoking weed and chilling in my sweatpants.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Herbus]
    #5361585 - 03/03/06 01:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah just walk up to her and show her the crawl of the drunken snake.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: kit_kat]
    #5361598 - 03/03/06 01:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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I lot of women are a lot less honest than I am.




Some brods like the bigs some like the mediums and some likes the smalls... And some likes the fist!!


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: kit_kat]
    #5361610 - 03/03/06 01:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

kit_kat said:
Quote:

Liz said:
you know, a lot of women say size doesn't matter.




I lot of women are a lot less honest than I am.




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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: kit_kat]
    #5361612 - 03/03/06 01:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

kit_kat said:
Quote:

Liz said:
you know, a lot of women say size doesn't matter.




I lot of women are a lot less honest than I am.




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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: g00n]
    #5361617 - 03/03/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah.. I know a chick that wouldn't let this guy fuck her because he was too big. Now, I don't know how big too big is, but I somehow doubt this kid was a porn star.

Oddly enough, the guy didn't get angry and leave. He acted like a total ninny and laid there all night with her.

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: lukeboots]
    #5361633 - 03/03/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I read in maxim for every 35 pounds of fat a man has on average he looses 1 inch of dick. Prolly total approx... but I ordered my gym pass today.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: lukeboots]
    #5361635 - 03/03/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Im just going to show this to all the women I meet from now on. That way, I can always bring that up when they tell me I suck at pleasuring them :frown:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: JJ01769]
    #5361638 - 03/03/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

holy shit thats funny as hell


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5361676 - 03/03/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Btw... 8 1/2 inches long and 3 inches wide.... your downstairs must look like a my arms when I am on "A" of the village people's YMCA song dance. I believe 3 inche width is much more than 9 inch girth as well... your guy is crazy big... got catch!!!


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: outerwave]
    #5362755 - 03/03/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

outerwave said:
i am two seconds away from taking pictures on by dick and posting.  the world needs a pallet cleanser.

reminds me, someone emailed me this today, seems related:












Go Ahead!
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: browndustin]
    #5362871 - 03/03/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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browndustin said:
LMAO at this thread

You guys don't know how many people I've sent that link to over MSN already... people are going to think I'm a homosexual

But it doesn't matter because LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEIR LITTLE PENISES!!!!!!!!!



:lol:

I haven't even looked at the link. I just wanted to read others' responses and this one was great!

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5362942 - 03/03/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

ROFL, i think its hilarious you actually think your bf's dick is 3 inches wide. Honey, do ya know how wide 3 inches is? I would feel really bad for you if your pussy was actually that loose.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: d33p]
    #5362954 - 03/03/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yeah 3 inches is impossible


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: blissedout]
    #5362957 - 03/03/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i see on the toolbar for favorites, but where is the one for "proof"?...i think i might add that link


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: snoopaloop53]
    #5363182 - 03/03/06 10:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

This is a great thread!


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5363199 - 03/03/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Isn't TripMeister in the back of that line somewhere?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5363209 - 03/03/06 10:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I grew up thinking I was kind of small... then I realized compared to most guys I am average( something I don't dwell on), and that size DOESN'T MATTER if you are a good lover. If you don't have a massivly fat cock, you have to work a little harder to please the woman though.. That is fun.. I like working away at a girl till we melt. Size matters, oh yeah, in the end, I will never be able to fuck a woman like a guy with a ten inch dick, but I have to realized I need to use what I have to the best ability, and it's great :sun:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: pioneering_south]
    #5363218 - 03/03/06 10:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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I grew up thinking I was kind of small... then I realized compared to most guys I am average




Staring at a lot of other guys' dongs, eh?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: TheDude]
    #5363242 - 03/03/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I found this out by talking to a lot of girls, and reading some information online
Though, something about a 12 inch black African mans penis is just hard to turn away from at first, you would know, right?
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: pioneering_south]
    #5363251 - 03/03/06 10:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

we don't have black people where im from


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger


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Offlinemediman0078
Stilllooking.....

Registered: 11/14/05
Posts: 1,379
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: TheDude]
    #5363343 - 03/03/06 10:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: I just showed this to my wife. Her face -----> :crankey:

Then she read through here and got curious to the actual dimensions of my wang, got a tailoring tape measure and measured me.... I feel manly...  :drevil:


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InvisibleTheDude
is waiting forthe peak

Registered: 04/15/03
Posts: 2,876
Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: mediman0078]
    #5363351 - 03/03/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:epenis:


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger


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Stilllooking.....

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Posts: 1,379
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: TheDude]
    #5363373 - 03/03/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:muppet:


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OfflineScarfmeister
Thrill Seeker
Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 8,127
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: mediman0078]
    #5363643 - 03/04/06 01:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"my boyfriend has a large dick tihihi, you see im so beautiful i attract well hung men."


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Offlinenakors_junk_bag
Lobster Bisque
Male User Gallery

Registered: 11/23/04
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5363977 - 03/04/06 09:11 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I am just gonna kill myself right now, my penis is so small. I always thought it was ok, cause you hear all the time size dosesn't matter.  Its not my fault my dad is Irish. :cruelworld:


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