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OfflineHerbus
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: mediman0078]
    #5361309 - 03/03/06 11:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

If you're 18 w/ 8 inches of man-meat, and the phallus continues to grow until one is 25, can one expect a remarkably nice shaft by 25?

I bet it would suck to be tall with a small or average penis.
It'd look so unproportioned.

I was once getting my ass kicked, on my side, on the ground...

I pulled 'er out and gave a good swingin' 'er two until the guy was laying belly-up with large pink slapmarks on his face.


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OfflineKristiMidocean
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Herbus]
    #5361326 - 03/03/06 12:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

man I try to tell my boyfrined all the time that he is blessed and he always is like no I m not.. for god sakes we measured and it ended up being 8 1/2 long 3 inch wide and he says he is average.... he does not believe the fact that there are guy out there that are smaller then 5 inch long he thinks I am lying... I HAVE SEEN MUCH SMALLER THEN 3 inchs.... its weird and he won't ever believe.. I have to email him this shit! TY


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Herbus]
    #5361339 - 03/03/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Herbus said:
If you're 18 w/ 8 inches of man-meat, and the phallus continues to grow until one is 25, can one expect a remarkably nice shaft by 25?

I bet it would suck to be tall with a small or average penis.
It'd look so unproportioned.

I was once getting my ass kicked, on my side, on the ground...

I pulled 'er out and gave a good swingin' 'er two until the guy was laying belly-up with large pink slapmarks on his face.




you sure about the 25 year old thing? Cause that would be awesome


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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5361347 - 03/03/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Wow. I feel blessed now.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Tattoo]
    #5361348 - 03/03/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Tattoo said:
Quote:

Herbus said:
If you're 18 w/ 8 inches of man-meat, and the phallus continues to grow until one is 25, can one expect a remarkably nice shaft by 25?

I bet it would suck to be tall with a small or average penis.
It'd look so unproportioned.

I was once getting my ass kicked, on my side, on the ground...

I pulled 'er out and gave a good swingin' 'er two until the guy was laying belly-up with large pink slapmarks on his face.




you sure about the 25 year old thing? Cause that would be awesome




thats what i was thinking.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5361452 - 03/03/06 12:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

If those guys weren't such fatties their cocks might actually show.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Twister]
    #5361456 - 03/03/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Probably wouldn't  be that much of a difference if they weighed less.  :smile:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5361463 - 03/03/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, but even and inch or two is better than negative figures.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Twister]
    #5361466 - 03/03/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Heeey... damnit. I showed that video in the IRC chat before you. :B


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OfflineHerbus
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #5361468 - 03/03/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah it would be awesome... I'd be like 5'9/5'10 with a 9-10 inch cock.

...Awesome... not for the girls(akward moments like the realization that your penis is longer than the girl's face who is performing fellatio), so much, as walking around naked like 'Yeah, how ya doooin...'

Perhaps you aren't aware how wide 3 inches is (about the length of a full-size lighter), it is doubtful the dude's cock is that wide... that would be like a total girth of 9 inches... perhaps you should remeasure young lady... I could be wrong though, there's always the slight possibility he is part walrus...

It would seem consistent that most people add about another inch or so to their size when they talk about it. I've been in strange situations... which I will not elucidate, involving a girl or two and a guy or two, and the guys' dicks were definitely smaller than they claimed them to be...

Don't ask me how I acquired this information, although it should be noted I didn't exchange any tactile sensations or bodily fluids with any males that day, or any day...


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Liz]
    #5361500 - 03/03/06 01:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Liz said:
you know, a lot of women say size doesn't matter.




I lot of women are a lot less honest than I am.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: kit_kat]
    #5361511 - 03/03/06 01:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahahah... those guys can't even use the phrase "it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean" ... cuz they don't even have a ship... not even a frickin surfboard...

man i really am lucky!


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OfflineHerbus
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: kit_kat]
    #5361531 - 03/03/06 01:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I have seen more girls post on this forum than I've ever seen post in total...

This must be one of those 'subjects,' which, apparently invokes young females to respond...

Obviously penis size is BIG DEAL.

Perhaps I should try a new tactic at parties when hot chicks are hooking up with some dude... a good ol' fashion drunken cockflash!

A strong probability she'll develop callousness for her current mate, for surely some preliminary probing indicated the individual's sex organ size.

Unless the dude is hung, in which case I'll just take some LSD and watch the sunrise by my goddamn self again.

Regardless this topic is a nice confidence-booster, walking around my house now, periodically stopping in front of the mirror to relish in (the site of) the prominent mass in the crouch region of my sweatpants.

I like smoking weed and chilling in my sweatpants.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Herbus]
    #5361585 - 03/03/06 01:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah just walk up to her and show her the crawl of the drunken snake.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: kit_kat]
    #5361598 - 03/03/06 01:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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I lot of women are a lot less honest than I am.




Some brods like the bigs some like the mediums and some likes the smalls... And some likes the fist!!


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Offlinegluke bastid
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: kit_kat]
    #5361610 - 03/03/06 01:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

kit_kat said:
Quote:

Liz said:
you know, a lot of women say size doesn't matter.




I lot of women are a lot less honest than I am.




Keep it real, sister.


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OfflineKristiMidocean
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: kit_kat]
    #5361612 - 03/03/06 01:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

kit_kat said:
Quote:

Liz said:
you know, a lot of women say size doesn't matter.




I lot of women are a lot less honest than I am.




AMEN GIRL!


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: g00n]
    #5361617 - 03/03/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah.. I know a chick that wouldn't let this guy fuck her because he was too big. Now, I don't know how big too big is, but I somehow doubt this kid was a porn star.

Oddly enough, the guy didn't get angry and leave. He acted like a total ninny and laid there all night with her.

As for these fat men with innies: WTF?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: lukeboots]
    #5361633 - 03/03/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I read in maxim for every 35 pounds of fat a man has on average he looses 1 inch of dick. Prolly total approx... but I ordered my gym pass today.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: lukeboots]
    #5361635 - 03/03/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Im just going to show this to all the women I meet from now on. That way, I can always bring that up when they tell me I suck at pleasuring them :frown:


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