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TheDude
is waiting forthe peak

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5360224 - 03/03/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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What happens to those things when its cold out? They can't possibly shrink any more than that, right?
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outerwave
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: TheDude]
#5360272 - 03/03/06 12:39 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i am two seconds away from taking pictures on by dick and posting. the world needs a pallet cleanser.
reminds me, someone emailed me this today, seems related:








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Idiot
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: outerwave]
#5360478 - 03/03/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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who the fuck e mails you that?
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HippieChick
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5360503 - 03/03/06 02:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Desiree said: Hehe, I think she means that her man must be packing. 
Unless...hmmm...Now I'm wondering myself.
Like a horse , lol . 
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outerwave
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5360516 - 03/03/06 02:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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his name is bob and he is a bass player. who the fuck posts a video of chubby guys with no pricks?1?
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JonnyOnTheSpot
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5360532 - 03/03/06 02:40 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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good god man...i hope thats a joke. i didn't even see any penises at all...are they eunuchs or something..WTF?
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Herbus
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
#5360567 - 03/03/06 03:13 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I saw no penis whatsoever.
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Herbus
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Herbus]
#5360572 - 03/03/06 03:19 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Although, right now, I feel about 2405 better about myself.
I always knew I was way more hung than Greek statues... and I thought they were the pinners...
But wow, that would seriously not be cool. I probably would not be able to take it, too self-conscious... even with my current, large, phallus...
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eris
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Herbus]
#5360574 - 03/03/06 03:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can't even view the thing on this shitty computer, since my good one is down. But from the sound of you posts, I don't think i want to lol. I don't get any complaints in the size department at all.. If anything I get compliments.
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Jadian
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
#5360594 - 03/03/06 03:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
HippieChick said:
Quote:
Desiree said: Hehe, I think she means that her man must be packing. 
Unless...hmmm...Now I'm wondering myself.
Like a horse , lol . 
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony Hippie Chick
It might be good for you and all, but to me it's just annoying having something dangling between my knees, always tripping me up when I walk.
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eris
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
#5360597 - 03/03/06 03:37 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Doesnt it suck when it scrapes against the ground?
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eris
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
#5360601 - 03/03/06 03:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You know, when walking and its all draggin on the ground behind ya and shit!?
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Jadian
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: eris]
#5360603 - 03/03/06 03:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's why I tuck it into my sock or loop it around my waist.
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eris
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
#5360606 - 03/03/06 03:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ah yea, I should use it as a belt sometime.
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HippieChick
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: eris]
#5360626 - 03/03/06 04:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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He uses it as a tie sometimes . Maybe that could help ya .
Its alright , but I'd trade it in a heatbeat if he could SHIT like a horse , LMAO . That'd be a little more useful right now . Got a lot of spawn to use up . 
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eris
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
#5360640 - 03/03/06 04:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well if I'm gonna try mine out as a tie i may as well go for necklace. I could call it a dicklace I guess.
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Jadian
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: eris]
#5360650 - 03/03/06 04:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Careful, if you get it snagged on something you might choke yourself. Nobody wants to see the headline "Man chokes himself with own penis" in the newspapers.
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ShroomFan
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
#5360918 - 03/03/06 08:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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there was a black guy next in line...
i wanted to hear comments
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Shroomism
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: eris]
#5361061 - 03/03/06 10:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I have that problem sometimes. What I do is just wrap it around my leg a few times.. and then tie it off so it doesn't break free accidentally. Works like a charm.
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mediman0078
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Shroomism]
#5361191 - 03/03/06 11:12 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm not reading this whole thing.... but that video ----->
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