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InvisibleTheDude
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5360224 - 03/03/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

What happens to those things when its cold out? They can't possibly shrink any more than that, right?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: TheDude]
    #5360272 - 03/03/06 12:39 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i am two seconds away from taking pictures on by dick and posting. the world needs a pallet cleanser.

reminds me, someone emailed me this today, seems related:










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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: outerwave]
    #5360478 - 03/03/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

who the fuck e mails you that?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5360503 - 03/03/06 02:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
Hehe, I think she means that her man must be packing. :smile:

Unless...hmmm...Now I'm wondering myself.






Like a horse , lol . :thumbup:

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5360516 - 03/03/06 02:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

his name is bob and he is a bass player. who the fuck posts a video of chubby guys with no pricks?1?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5360532 - 03/03/06 02:40 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

good god man...i hope thats a joke. i didn't even see any penises at all...are they eunuchs or something..WTF?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #5360567 - 03/03/06 03:13 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I saw no penis whatsoever.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Herbus]
    #5360572 - 03/03/06 03:19 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Although, right now, I feel about 2405 better about myself.

I always knew I was way more hung than Greek statues... and I thought they were the pinners...

But wow, that would seriously not be cool. I probably would not be able to take it, too self-conscious... even with my current, large, phallus...


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Herbus]
    #5360574 - 03/03/06 03:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I can't even view the thing on this shitty computer, since my good one is down.
But from the sound of you posts, I don't think i want to lol.
I don't get any complaints in the size department at all.. If anything I get compliments.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
    #5360594 - 03/03/06 03:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

HippieChick said:
Quote:

Desiree said:
Hehe, I think she means that her man must be packing. :smile:

Unless...hmmm...Now I'm wondering myself.






Like a horse , lol . :thumbup:

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It might be good for you and all, but to me it's just annoying having something dangling between my knees, always tripping me up when I walk.

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5360597 - 03/03/06 03:37 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Doesnt it suck when it scrapes against the ground?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5360601 - 03/03/06 03:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You know, when walking and its all draggin on the ground behind ya and shit!?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: eris]
    #5360603 - 03/03/06 03:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That's why I tuck it into my sock or loop it around my waist.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5360606 - 03/03/06 03:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Ah yea, I should use it as a belt sometime.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: eris]
    #5360626 - 03/03/06 04:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

He uses it as a tie sometimes . Maybe that could help ya .

Its alright , but I'd trade it in a heatbeat if he could SHIT like a horse , LMAO . That'd be a little more useful right now . Got a lot of spawn to use up . :grin:

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
    #5360640 - 03/03/06 04:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well if I'm gonna try mine out as a tie i may as well go for necklace. I could call it a dicklace I guess.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: eris]
    #5360650 - 03/03/06 04:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Careful, if you get it snagged on something you might choke yourself. Nobody wants to see the headline "Man chokes himself with own penis" in the newspapers.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5360918 - 03/03/06 08:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

there was a black guy next in line...

i wanted to hear comments


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: eris]
    #5361061 - 03/03/06 10:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I have that problem sometimes. What I do is just wrap it around my leg a few times.. and then tie it off so it doesn't break free accidentally. Works like a charm.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Shroomism]
    #5361191 - 03/03/06 11:12 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:crankey:

I'm not reading this whole thing.... but that video -----> :crankey:


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