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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department
    #5359349 - 03/02/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

http://www.wackyvids.com/movies/notsafeforwork/10/smallthing.html

i cant even believe dudes have cocks that small... i mean u girls would be better off with fingers than some of those things :mushroom2:


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359370 - 03/02/06 08:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick!


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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: DNKYD]
    #5359376 - 03/02/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

thats what i said


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InvisibleLiz
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359393 - 03/02/06 08:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you know, a lot of women say size doesn't matter.


but after seeing that, jesus...it does.  :eek:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359394 - 03/02/06 08:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

that's just sad!
i feel sorry for these guys...
its almost if not as bad as being handicapped in someway!


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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Simisu]
    #5359405 - 03/02/06 08:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i mean u really cant even see a penis on some of them. this chick i dated told me this story of a guy who's fingers were bigger than his peen. i thought she was exaggerating till i saw this


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: DNKYD]
    #5359420 - 03/02/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick!




!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

!!!

Man.... ... ... lol, man!!! I feel bad for those dudes! There's like nothing there but a frickin impression!!! What's going on! That's not fair man, I feel bad for these guys. Here's a rope, go hang yourselves. :frown:

Poor, poor souls. I'm gonna feel guilty every time I get pussy now. But a hell of a lot more confident, that's for sure.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: browndustin]
    #5359428 - 03/02/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl2:

one of the comments where it was posted:
"i wonder if that first guy fingers himself"



now i feel bad for making fun at them...
but DAMN... there's just nothing there!


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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Simisu]
    #5359429 - 03/02/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

u could actually jack off with just 2 fingers


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Simisu]
    #5359441 - 03/02/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

To make matters worse they even have man titties!


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359447 - 03/02/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Jesus
Fucking
Christ


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359455 - 03/02/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

KingOftheThing said:
u could actually jack off with just 2 fingers




Riddle me this, my friend.

How can the dudes tug their turkey when there's no fucking meat down there!? :thumbdown:

I feel compelled to show every single person I know this video clip.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359463 - 03/02/06 08:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I feel like a MAN!!!!!


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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: g00n]
    #5359497 - 03/02/06 08:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

g00n said:
I feel like a MAN!!!!!




:lol::lol:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359511 - 03/02/06 09:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

LMAO at this thread

You guys don't know how many people I've sent that link to over MSN already... people are going to think I'm a homosexual

But it doesn't matter because LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEIR LITTLE PENISES!!!!!!!!!


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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: browndustin]
    #5359515 - 03/02/06 09:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

its like some old school side show shit. you dont want to look but u have to


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Liz]
    #5359532 - 03/02/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Liz said:
you know, a lot of women say size doesn't matter.


but after seeing that, jesus...it does.  :eek:




LOL, Yeah...something like that. You better believe size matters.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359545 - 03/02/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

It's threads like this that make me feel very good about myself.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5359547 - 03/02/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well you wont be dissapointed with me then  :smirk:


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Redstorm]
    #5359551 - 03/02/06 09:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Redstorm said:
Jesus
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