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OfflineKristiMidocean
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Registered: 01/27/05
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: JJ01769]
    #5361638 - 03/03/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

holy shit thats funny as hell


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Offlineg00n
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Registered: 08/19/05
Posts: 77
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5361676 - 03/03/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Btw... 8 1/2 inches long and 3 inches wide.... your downstairs must look like a my arms when I am on "A" of the village people's YMCA song dance. I believe 3 inche width is much more than 9 inch girth as well... your guy is crazy big... got catch!!!


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InvisibleTippinthru
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 1,131
Loc: "The Garden"...
Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: outerwave]
    #5362755 - 03/03/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

outerwave said:
i am two seconds away from taking pictures on by dick and posting.  the world needs a pallet cleanser.

reminds me, someone emailed me this today, seems related:












Go Ahead!
Cool pics! :cool:


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Invisibleblissedout
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: browndustin]
    #5362871 - 03/03/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

browndustin said:
LMAO at this thread

You guys don't know how many people I've sent that link to over MSN already... people are going to think I'm a homosexual

But it doesn't matter because LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEIR LITTLE PENISES!!!!!!!!!



:lol:

I haven't even looked at the link. I just wanted to read others' responses and this one was great!

:lol:


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Offlined33p
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5362942 - 03/03/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

ROFL, i think its hilarious you actually think your bf's dick is 3 inches wide. Honey, do ya know how wide 3 inches is? I would feel really bad for you if your pussy was actually that loose.


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OfflineTattoo
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: d33p]
    #5362954 - 03/03/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yeah 3 inches is impossible


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Offlinesnoopaloop53
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: blissedout]
    #5362957 - 03/03/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i see on the toolbar for favorites, but where is the one for "proof"?...i think i might add that link


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: snoopaloop53]
    #5363182 - 03/03/06 10:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

This is a great thread!


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InvisibleTheDude
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Registered: 04/15/03
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5363199 - 03/03/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Isn't TripMeister in the back of that line somewhere?


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Offlinepioneering_south
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5363209 - 03/03/06 10:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I grew up thinking I was kind of small... then I realized compared to most guys I am average( something I don't dwell on), and that size DOESN'T MATTER if you are a good lover. If you don't have a massivly fat cock, you have to work a little harder to please the woman though.. That is fun.. I like working away at a girl till we melt. Size matters, oh yeah, in the end, I will never be able to fuck a woman like a guy with a ten inch dick, but I have to realized I need to use what I have to the best ability, and it's great :sun:


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InvisibleTheDude
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: pioneering_south]
    #5363218 - 03/03/06 10:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

pioneering_south said:
I grew up thinking I was kind of small... then I realized compared to most guys I am average




Staring at a lot of other guys' dongs, eh?


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Offlinepioneering_south
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: TheDude]
    #5363242 - 03/03/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I found this out by talking to a lot of girls, and reading some information online
Though, something about a 12 inch black African mans penis is just hard to turn away from at first, you would know, right?
:wink:


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InvisibleTheDude
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: pioneering_south]
    #5363251 - 03/03/06 10:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

we don't have black people where im from


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Offlinemediman0078
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: TheDude]
    #5363343 - 03/03/06 10:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: I just showed this to my wife. Her face -----> :crankey:

Then she read through here and got curious to the actual dimensions of my wang, got a tailoring tape measure and measured me.... I feel manly...  :drevil:


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InvisibleTheDude
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: mediman0078]
    #5363351 - 03/03/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:epenis:


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Offlinemediman0078
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: TheDude]
    #5363373 - 03/03/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:muppet:


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OfflineScarfmeister
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: mediman0078]
    #5363643 - 03/04/06 01:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"my boyfriend has a large dick tihihi, you see im so beautiful i attract well hung men."


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5363977 - 03/04/06 09:11 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I am just gonna kill myself right now, my penis is so small. I always thought it was ok, cause you hear all the time size dosesn't matter.  Its not my fault my dad is Irish. :cruelworld:


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