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Re: Penis Pills [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5656945 - 05/21/06 04:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Or how about:

"Do you come home feeling tired? Does work leave you feeling exhausted, like you have no energy?  Are you unhappy at the end of the day?  Here, eat this pill."

I forget the name of that one but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. That is LIFE FOR MOST PEOPLE!  Eating a pill isn't going to make them happier. Not in any meaningful sense, at least.

Everything's a fucking Syndrome now. FUCK.

This thread is fucking sad and pathetic.  Do you guys have unbelievably shitty sex lives or something? Can't find a meaningful relationship?  Think if a pill makes your dick bigger your life will be better?  That is so sad to me.




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relax, please.

Nobody asked you for your opinion in this thread.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Slooch]
    #5656947 - 05/21/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've long felt the most poignant, relevant part of Requiem for a Dream is the storyline following the mother, this discussion makes me think about that a lot.

Oh man my mom told me a great one yesterday too that reminds me of the one you posted: Restless Foot Syndrome. It's a pill for people who constantly tap or wiggle thier feet because of nervous restless energy.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5656953 - 05/21/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Robot, did you lose a loved one to viagra? I feel ya man.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: ebass]
    #5656958 - 05/21/06 04:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah I got restless foot...I take a shot of Jack...that usually helps


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: ebass]
    #5656962 - 05/21/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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OK...it seems penis pills is a touchy subject with shroomerites....i'll take note




haha ye son....

None of you have experimented with the shit, so stop talking like you kno whats up.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5656972 - 05/21/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I took viagra once...I couldnt bust on it but I lasted more than two hours. That's probably due to the fact that I started taking zoloft, too. I should give it another try.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Slooch]
    #5656973 - 05/21/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah! thats it. Do you know that does not even exist in any medical books? its completely made up.

Quote: I've long felt the most poignant, relevant part of Requiem for a Dream is the storyline following the mother, this discussion makes me think about that a lot.

*Poignant

Physically painful: “Keen, poignant agonies seemed to shoot from his neck downward”

Keenly distressing to the mind or feelings

Profoundly moving; touching: a poignant memory

I agree that was a good movie, very relevant point that our pharmaceutical industry is making drug addicts out of all of us


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5656981 - 05/21/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

You know what, I figured it out.

Robot tried the pills.

They didnt work.

His girlfriend faked it.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Slooch]
    #5656982 - 05/21/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

slooch...does it make your cock hard or not? Check the subject of this thread!


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Slooch]
    #5656986 - 05/21/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I saw a great commerical recently, it showed a man sitting in his living room watching TV in the dark and the narration went something like:

Your living room

is a factory.

You

are the product.



Gave me chills.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5656995 - 05/21/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

that may be true...just don't shop at walmart. That's a start!


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Slooch]
    #5656996 - 05/21/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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I agree that was a good movie, very relevant point that our pharmaceutical industry is making drug addicts out of all of us




the food will kill us before the drugs do


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: ebass]
    #5656998 - 05/21/06 04:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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I took viagra once...I couldnt bust on it but I lasted more than two hours. That's probably due to the fact that I started taking zoloft, too. I should give it another try.




Go for it man.

Ive gone a good hour and a half AND was able to bust just because this girl was so gooood at riding, and jimmy was up again 30 seconds later... orgasm was out of this world.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: ebass]
    #5657003 - 05/21/06 04:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:slooch...does it make your cock hard or not? Check the subject of this thread!

What penis pills or viagra?

Because viagra certianly does make my dick hard as fuck...

But the subject of this thread is "have you ever tried or bought penis enhansment pills?"

And my answer is no. Why? because of what im talking about, its a SCAM!


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5657004 - 05/21/06 04:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I tried timing a nitrous hit with an orgasm...I fucked that up too.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: d33p]
    #5657018 - 05/21/06 04:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote : the food will kill us before the drugs do

What food? McDonalds? Because Ill agree on that...


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Slooch]
    #5657027 - 05/21/06 04:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:slooch...does it make your cock hard or not? Check the subject of this thread!

What penis pills or viagra?

Because viagra certianly does make my dick hard as fuck...

But the subject of this thread is "have you ever tried or bought penis enhansment pills?"

And my answer is no. Why? because of what im talking about, its a SCAM!




Do you know for sure? Do you have first hand experience with it?

If not then you dont know for sure.

I am open to the idea of taking pills for long term effects close to viagra.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Slooch]
    #5657040 - 05/21/06 04:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote : the food will kill us before the drugs do

What food? McDonalds? Because Ill agree on that...




Highly refined foods for the most part. And with the cure for diabetes looking like its not far off now, i think the problem will only get worse.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5657051 - 05/21/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

There's a reason that they have to advertise penis pills by means of cagey e-mail spam.

It's because the pills don't work and they know they don't work. If they advertised on television or in newspapers, they'd be up to their tiny wangs in lawsuits.


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Re: Penis Pills [Re: Konnrade]
    #5657085 - 05/21/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

enzyte advertizes on television


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