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Redstorm
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5359580 - 03/02/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Secksi
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5359586 - 03/02/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
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Redstorm said: Jesus Fucking Christ
This picture makes me feel very spiritual.
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Phoshaman
Litteringannnnddddd?


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: g00n]
#5359652 - 03/02/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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g00n said: I feel like a MAN!!!!!
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leery11
I Tell You What!

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Phoshaman]
#5359774 - 03/02/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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damn.............
how do they even piss?
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Jadian
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5359822 - 03/02/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: It's threads like this that make me feel very good about myself.
Why, are there some that don't?
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Penguarky Tunguin
f n o r d

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
#5359831 - 03/02/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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How do they urinate? I bet they sit...there's absolutely nothing to aim with.
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g00n
Goombodias


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#5359855 - 03/02/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I feel like a male porn star feels everyday... extravigantly well hung... I have never felt so sorry for women that I have been and will be with. I am now going to ask if I am hurting them, several times during sex. "Are you sure you are ok?"... then follow up with: "I understand if this malicious man cannon is a bit daunting"... anyways you get the point. I feel like a 2 legged horse with more meat stick than Slim Jim!!
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relativexistance
"beads, bees!?!?beads ....BEADS!!!"


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5359873 - 03/02/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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they got inees not outees man
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downforpot
Stranger

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: g00n]
#5359893 - 03/02/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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What's the point of life if you don't have a dick?
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g00n
Goombodias


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: downforpot]
#5359903 - 03/02/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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What's the point of life if you don't have a dick?
Harry Potter?
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HippieChick
Chicks can do it too!


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: g00n]
#5359940 - 03/02/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Man I'm a LUCKY girl 
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony Hippie Chick
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g00n
Goombodias


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
#5359949 - 03/02/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sorry don't mean to Hijack this post but...
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Man I'm a LUCKY girl
Are you saying even girls have bigger wangs than these guys?
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Jadian
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
#5359953 - 03/02/06 10:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Why, because you have a bigger bulge than those guys?
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DNKYD
Turtle!

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
#5360022 - 03/02/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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From the "toe", or from a 'fro down below?
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Jadian
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: DNKYD]
#5360056 - 03/02/06 11:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hmm, either works I suppose!
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
#5360099 - 03/02/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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HippieChick said: Man I'm a LUCKY girl 
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony Hippie Chick
Clenis?
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Penguarky Tunguin
f n o r d

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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5360120 - 03/02/06 11:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Has to be.
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Jadian
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5360127 - 03/02/06 11:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Just makes it easier to find for those less knowledgable
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
#5360149 - 03/03/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hehe, I think she means that her man must be packing. 
Unless...hmmm...Now I'm wondering myself.
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Tattoo
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5360175 - 03/03/06 12:07 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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They might just not be very large when they're flacid- its possible but holy shit what causes that... can't be hereditary
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