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OfflineRedstorm
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5359580 - 03/02/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Secksi


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5359586 - 03/02/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

Redstorm said:
Jesus
Fucking
Christ










This picture makes me feel very spiritual.

:laugh:


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OfflinePhoshaman
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: g00n]
    #5359652 - 03/02/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

g00n said:
I feel like a MAN!!!!!




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Offlineleery11
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Phoshaman]
    #5359774 - 03/02/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

damn.............

how do they even piss?


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OfflineJadian
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5359822 - 03/02/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
It's threads like this that make me feel very good about myself.





Why, are there some that don't?  :smirk:


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InvisiblePenguarky Tunguin
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5359831 - 03/02/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

How do they urinate? I bet they sit...there's absolutely nothing to aim with.


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Offlineg00n
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5359855 - 03/02/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I feel like a male porn star feels everyday... extravigantly well hung... I have never felt so sorry for women that I have been and will be with. I am now going to ask if I am hurting them, several times during sex. "Are you sure you are ok?"... then follow up with: "I understand if this malicious man cannon is a bit daunting"... anyways you get the point. I feel like a 2 legged horse with more meat stick than Slim Jim!!


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Offlinerelativexistance
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5359873 - 03/02/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

they got inees not outees man


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Invisibledownforpot
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: g00n]
    #5359893 - 03/02/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

What's the point of life if you don't have a dick?


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Offlineg00n
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: downforpot]
    #5359903 - 03/02/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

What's the point of life if you don't have a dick?




Harry Potter?


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OfflineHippieChick
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: g00n]
    #5359940 - 03/02/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Man I'm a LUCKY girl  :thumbup:

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
:heart: Hippie Chick  :mushroom2:


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Offlineg00n
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
    #5359949 - 03/02/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Sorry don't mean to Hijack this post but...
Quote:

Man I'm a LUCKY girl



Are you saying even girls have bigger wangs than these guys?


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OfflineJadian
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
    #5359953 - 03/02/06 10:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Why, because you have a bigger bulge than those guys?

:grin:


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5360022 - 03/02/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

From the "toe", or from a 'fro down below?


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OfflineJadian
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: DNKYD]
    #5360056 - 03/02/06 11:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hmm, either works I suppose!


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HippieChick]
    #5360099 - 03/02/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

HippieChick said:
Man I'm a LUCKY girl  :thumbup:

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
:heart: Hippie Chick  :mushroom2:




Clenis?


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InvisiblePenguarky Tunguin
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5360120 - 03/02/06 11:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Has to be. :grin:


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OfflineJadian
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5360127 - 03/02/06 11:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Just makes it easier to find for those less knowledgable :tongue:


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: Jadian]
    #5360149 - 03/03/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hehe, I think she means that her man must be packing. :smile:

Unless...hmmm...Now I'm wondering myself.


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Re: some guys are really fucking unlucky in the penis department [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5360175 - 03/03/06 12:07 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

They might just not be very large when they're flacid- its possible but holy shit what causes that... can't be hereditary


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