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eligal
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Registered: 05/25/05
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The True Story of a Bachelor

#5473587 - 04/03/06 05:10 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

WTF did I do?

I havent had sex in so long. It's not believable, and very unbearable.
Tonight, I broke down, and went to craigslist.

what have I done.

I went threw all that was there, and ended up with the worst.

I knew it would be bad, but in a stupor of horniness which has been building up for the last what, two years, i went along and met up with this, thing.

It was nasty. WTF drove me there. What was i thinking?

Suicide never sounded so good.

I went in, it was dark, I could see that it was hideous, but blinded by my hollow void of a need for release, I went in.

Parts of its body, if you could call it that, was not necesarily, normal. it was, something else. that, thing, had the voice not feminine. a body even less.

The whole house smelt like a cheap spray of watermelon bubble bath had been splashed over the whole house.

Now my clothes smell like cheap watermelon bubblebath.

We went at it, I fucked this, thing. I was rough, but so was it. I even put my fingers in its mouth.... what was i thinking.

I had no real atraction what so ever, but I needed to release. Urges too strong.

I man handled that beast of a creature till my muscles became sore. I released. It was the longest release I've ever had. The longest release, with the most hideous of creatures I have ever witnessed...

A crackhore would have been more beautiful.

With my raging lust finally gone, realization of what I had done covered me like a desert sand storm. But I could see, the fog had lifted.

Suicide never sounded so good.

I was nice, I was kind. Not rude. I said my farewells and ran out of there, hoping a truck would run me over. But that truck never came.

Home I flew, and into the shower I dove. Washing my body with dial antibacterial soap from head to toe, trying to rinse off the filth of the, thing.

A condom was used, but I still fear the STDs.

Nightmares i will have tonight. I know it. And for many nights to come.
I can still smell the watermelon. It has attached itself to the clothes I wore, which are now in the dirty hamper.
The lurking memory will haunt me for many lives to come.

The lack of atraction allowed me to be more controlling of the tempo and other "sexual" controls, and with that control and lack of atraction, I lasted pretty long.... normally lasting long would be a good thing. But this was purely torture.

How could this have been prevented?? How can I stop something like this from happening again?
I think, I need a girlfriend.
I need to call that japanese girl that I've been thinking about calling, and finally fuckin call her.

A normal relationship, with some sexual release when needed, will stop these insane build-ups. Or so I hope.
A normal relationship.
Thats what I need.
Just a regular normal relationship.

This is not the first skeleton in my closet, it is the worst, but I fear it will not be the last.

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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."

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