|
eligal
Noobie


Registered: 05/25/05
Posts: 7,021
Loc: California
|
The True Story of a Bachelor
#5473587 - 04/03/06 05:10 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
WTF did I do?
I havent had sex in so long. It's not believable, and very unbearable. Tonight, I broke down, and went to craigslist.
what have I done.
I went threw all that was there, and ended up with the worst.
I knew it would be bad, but in a stupor of horniness which has been building up for the last what, two years, i went along and met up with this, thing.
It was nasty. WTF drove me there. What was i thinking?
Suicide never sounded so good.
I went in, it was dark, I could see that it was hideous, but blinded by my hollow void of a need for release, I went in.
Parts of its body, if you could call it that, was not necesarily, normal. it was, something else. that, thing, had the voice not feminine. a body even less.
The whole house smelt like a cheap spray of watermelon bubble bath had been splashed over the whole house.
Now my clothes smell like cheap watermelon bubblebath.
We went at it, I fucked this, thing. I was rough, but so was it. I even put my fingers in its mouth.... what was i thinking.
I had no real atraction what so ever, but I needed to release. Urges too strong.
I man handled that beast of a creature till my muscles became sore. I released. It was the longest release I've ever had. The longest release, with the most hideous of creatures I have ever witnessed...
A crackhore would have been more beautiful.
With my raging lust finally gone, realization of what I had done covered me like a desert sand storm. But I could see, the fog had lifted.
Suicide never sounded so good.
I was nice, I was kind. Not rude. I said my farewells and ran out of there, hoping a truck would run me over. But that truck never came.
Home I flew, and into the shower I dove. Washing my body with dial antibacterial soap from head to toe, trying to rinse off the filth of the, thing.
A condom was used, but I still fear the STDs.
Nightmares i will have tonight. I know it. And for many nights to come. I can still smell the watermelon. It has attached itself to the clothes I wore, which are now in the dirty hamper. The lurking memory will haunt me for many lives to come.
The lack of atraction allowed me to be more controlling of the tempo and other "sexual" controls, and with that control and lack of atraction, I lasted pretty long.... normally lasting long would be a good thing. But this was purely torture.
How could this have been prevented?? How can I stop something like this from happening again? I think, I need a girlfriend. I need to call that japanese girl that I've been thinking about calling, and finally fuckin call her.
A normal relationship, with some sexual release when needed, will stop these insane build-ups. Or so I hope. A normal relationship. Thats what I need. Just a regular normal relationship.
This is not the first skeleton in my closet, it is the worst, but I fear it will not be the last.
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
|
zee_werp
a fractalcreature


Registered: 03/24/03
Posts: 1,026
Loc: Aotearoa
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: eligal]
#5473612 - 04/03/06 05:44 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Sorry dude, but LOL! That was a pretty good story.
It sucks that you fucked a beastish thing, but I don't feel that sorry for you cause you did it all yourself. And I'm actually kinda happy cause that was the best post I've read for a long time.
I can relate to you though (except for the fucking of the beast). I was without a gf or sex for over 2 years at one stage after I broke up with my first serious gf. For the first year I just didn't feel like seeing anyone at all and I backed off from chicks hitting on me. The second year I just couldn't really be assed trying to chase down chicks cause I was having a good time with other stuff. But there was certainly lonelyness. And the primal needs for female contact. Then I just built up the balls to hit on this girl I'd been hanging out with, cause I had forgotten how to hit on chicks it had been so long. Then we got together, it was easy as.
Just fucking do it man, hit on this chick, but do it cause you like her not cause you just want to fuck her. Not like the beast. I hope you don't get too traumatised by that.
|
Jalruza
Boot Lover


Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1,985
Last seen: 15 years, 7 months
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: zee_werp]
#5473699 - 04/03/06 06:36 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
OMG
-------------------- Time keeps ticking and running away And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension Too cool to mention well that's the intention But some of us too dame blind to see Jesus is the King Volume I Jesus is the King Volume II Shroomery MSN club I'm talking to aliens! Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras Hilary Duff!!
|
goobler
Reanimated



Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: eligal]
#5473721 - 04/03/06 06:58 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
you busted a nut, right?
call it a good days work and move on....
just think....you are a story she will tell now....(hopefully not in the same manner as yours)
|
Scott Bennett
Lucrative


Registered: 08/05/03
Posts: 17,730
Loc: Toronto
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor *DELETED* [Re: eligal]
#5473768 - 04/03/06 07:35 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Post deleted by ThaiLipaYaiReason for deletion: Cleaning House For Paranoia!
--------------------
It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.
|
Scott Bennett
Lucrative


Registered: 08/05/03
Posts: 17,730
Loc: Toronto
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor *DELETED* [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5473770 - 04/03/06 07:36 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Post deleted by ThaiLipaYaiReason for deletion: Cleaning House For Paranoia!
--------------------
It's just some nights, you really want to go out, get some hot bitch to dump Goose down your throat and snort coke off a stripper's tits.
|
zee_werp
a fractalcreature


Registered: 03/24/03
Posts: 1,026
Loc: Aotearoa
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5475871 - 04/03/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
I'm surprised this didn't get more of a response (so far)
|
ClammyJoe
Azurescen Head



Registered: 11/03/05
Posts: 3,691
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 11 years, 1 month
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: eligal]
#5475899 - 04/03/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah, boooooyyyyy
|
Animals
Just Danson inthe Dark


Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 1,260
Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5475928 - 04/03/06 06:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
What a great story!
|
gotcha420haha
Not Available


Registered: 12/21/05
Posts: 1,217
Loc: In the woods
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: Animals]
#5475950 - 04/03/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... check back in a week let us know if your weiner fell off...... but yeah, in all seriousness... it happens.... just find a new girl and block this memory.... hahahaha THE BEAST
--------------------
"Sometimes I wonder, If I know where I am going. I go for a walk and it seems like I have been walking for years and years and I don't know where I'm going. I hear the sound leading me on."
|
RandalFlagg
Stranger
Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 15,608
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: eligal]
#5475964 - 04/03/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
We went at it, I fucked this, thing. I was rough, but so was it. I even put my fingers in its mouth.... what was i thinking.
Lucky.
|
DoctorJ


Registered: 06/30/03
Posts: 8,846
Loc: space
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: eligal]
#5476035 - 04/03/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|

classic
|
sui
I love you.


Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 31,853
Loc: Cali, Contra Costa Co.
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: eligal]
#5476052 - 04/03/06 06:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
WOW eligal.....
Dude, just talk to chicks, just chat. IME if your choppin it up with a chick, and they are interested in you, they send little signals telling you.
When i get these signals ill make a move.
but damn dude. Really? Craigslist? Dude there are girls out there that will just fuck you without much effort on your part.
Just talk to chicks, thats all you have to do.
-------------------- "There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix
|
eligal
Noobie


Registered: 05/25/05
Posts: 7,021
Loc: California
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: eligal]
#5495155 - 04/09/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
thats it. ive been permanently traumatized....
tonight i decided that the only way to forget about this horrible incident was to go back to craigslist and find a normal girl. something that i could be certain that it was a girl (thinking back on it, im having difficulty being certain of its gender! now thats scary!). well, i got a reply from someone. who sounded kind of shady for some reason, and being very specific about what i wanted. then asked how much. now, on craigslist i guess it could just be a prostitute. but then again, it could be the cops...
so i confronted the email with a response asking whether that was the police or not, and they responded with this pic:

:woa: (is it a cop or a fag?) either way it creeps me the fuck out!!! damn craigslist!! wtf!

and if it were jus a fag, why would he give himself off as a girl?! was he gonna rape me?!
anyhow, i then confronted this email with his:
answer the question, are you or are you not the police? because by asking how much im asuming you're asking how much gfe, since i have not mentioned anythign about money. if you are trying to hint at money or any other form of financial aid then you are putting that idea into my head (which would be entrapment and would make me not guilty of any crime).
well, he has replied with:
Sorry, I am not the police Why are u so worried?
and after no response he continues:
What can i do to prove it?
and more emails he sends. till even now!
im so scared... what do i do?? i think ill email him back asking why he is passing himself off as a girl. that nasty mofo. so far ive gotten a total of 12 emails from this guy... he just wont go away!
(could it just miss read the post and thought i was a prostitute?) either way. im not afriad of the craigslist people.....
why does this shit always happen to me... i once met up with a myspace chick, whos pics were way outdated. but i kept my cool and got out without being touched by the fatty. 
i need to learn to dance
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
|
Penguarky Tunguin
f n o r d

Registered: 08/08/04
Posts: 17,192
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: eligal]
#5495206 - 04/09/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Hahahah, you had sex with a man. Just kidding. 
Crazy story.
-------------------- Every mistake, intentional or otherwise, in the above post, is the fault of the reader.
|
HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: eligal]
#5495243 - 04/09/06 12:36 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
What was wrong with her? Fat bitch or what?
--------------------
|
HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5495244 - 04/09/06 12:36 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Amputee maybe?
--------------------
|
Cherk
Fashionable


Registered: 10/25/02
Posts: 46,493
Loc: International
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: eligal]
#5495295 - 04/09/06 12:53 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
I have considered such matters. SIKE
|
downforpot
Stranger

Registered: 06/25/01
Posts: 5,715
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: Cherk]
#5495331 - 04/09/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Yea... My friend made out with a really ugly chick at a party while he was drunk off his ass. He really regreted it, lol.
--------------------
http://www.myspace.com/4th25 "And I don't care if he was handcuffed Then shot in his head All I know is dead bodies Can't fuck with me again"
|
hIgHdRoLoVeR
delete this user

Registered: 03/25/06
Posts: 203
Last seen: 16 years, 3 months
|
Re: The True Story of a Bachelor [Re: eligal]
#5495334 - 04/09/06 01:06 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
i find that a picture is worth a thousand words... next time just use this.
-------------------- hIgHdRoLoVeR Loving all things hydro since 1989. http://www.gardenscure.com/420/index.php the place to go for (medical) marijuana cultivation advice World of Warcrack...My anti-job!
|
|