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RandalFlagg
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Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 15,608

Casual sex on Craigslist

#4739506 - 10/01/05 12:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I am about to put up an ad for casual sex on craigslist. The site is having technical problems, so I have to wait until it goes through. I of course will tell you guys every dirty detail of my craigslist adventures.

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Silversoul
Rhizome

Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades

Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4739512 - 10/01/05 12:15 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Interesting. I was just on craigslist earlier. Though I was looking at housing prices in Portland, OR(where I plan on moving after college).

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]

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#4739522 - 10/01/05 12:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Ehhh...

Use a condom. And that includes for the blowjobs.

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Footprint
Know it all Knowa

Registered: 01/05/05
Posts: 165
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4739525 - 10/01/05 12:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Oh man, who else would be posting this but you, the one and only RandalFlagg. I'm looking forward to your dirty details, who knows maybe she'll even be like your imaginary girlfriend, that is if you posted that you were looking for a woman.
:doggystyle:

:doggystyle:

:doggystyle:

:doggystyle:

:doggystyle:

:doggystyle:

Oh man, human sexuality, what a strange thing.

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RandalFlagg
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Posts: 15,608

Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Silversoul]
#4739526 - 10/01/05 12:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Here's my entry:

I am a 26 year old male (people say that I look much younger). I am 5'7 and 145 pds. I am in shape (no fat, all muscle). I'm not going to lie to you; I am not an American Eagle model. But, I am not ugly either.

I have been a hermit as of late and because of that I have not gotten laid lately. It has several months and I am about to go nuts.

Are there any Pittsburgh women out there 18-35 who are up for some casual fun? I am up for anything from mutual masturbation to intercourse and I am willing to travel anywhere in the Pittsburgh area. When fully erect I am 7 and a 1/2 throbbing inches long. I just got tested four months back and I am clean.

I would prefer a picture first and I will send you a picture as well to prove that we are legitimate. I'm not looking for any games. Don't send fake pics and shit like that. You don't have to be a super-model. You don't have to be a sex goddess. I don't want to have sex with ugly girls, but if you are homely I will probably screw you.

Won't any of you ladies help a young horny man out?

Sincerely,

Mr. "All pent up in Pittsburgh"

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RandalFlagg
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Footprint]
#4739552 - 10/01/05 12:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Exist said:
Oh man, who else would be posting this but you, the one and only RandalFlagg.

I work hard to keep you guys entertained and aware of every embarrassing and pathetic detail in my life.

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Roadkill
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4739562 - 10/01/05 12:31 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:

Quote:

Exist said:
Oh man, who else would be posting this but you, the one and only RandalFlagg.

I work hard to keep you guys entertained and aware of every embarrassing and pathetic detail in my life.

and you do it so well!~

:smile:

:smile:

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CaptainH13
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4739569 - 10/01/05 12:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
You don't have to be a super-model. You don't have to be a sex goddess. I don't want to have sex with ugly girls, but if you are homely I will probably screw you.

:rofl2:

smooottthh..

i see nothing but funny ass stories for us comming from this.

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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4739572 - 10/01/05 12:35 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:rotfl:

That's pretty wild man. A little desperate but hey whatever floats your boat! Desperate times call for desperate measures. :grin:

:grin:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: CaptainH13]
#4739573 - 10/01/05 12:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

As sad as this is, I also see nothing but good coming out of it.

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RandalFlagg
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Posts: 15,608

Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Jadian]
#4739577 - 10/01/05 12:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Dammit! The post option on Craigslist is down for maintenance right now. I can't wait until it gets back up. I am itching to get going.

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DeathCompany
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Footprint]
#4739636 - 10/01/05 12:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Exist said:

Oh man, human sexuality, what a strange thing.

are you saying you prefer animals? :finger:

:finger:

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Footprint
Know it all Knowa

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: DeathCompany]
#4739702 - 10/01/05 01:15 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DeathCompany said:
Quote:

Exist said:

Oh man, human sexuality, what a strange thing.

are you saying you prefer animals?

heheheheh yes I am, I like to have sex with Llamas, I even know a guy who has sex with a sasquatch now and then

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Frappy
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]

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#4739869 - 10/01/05 02:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Definately wear a condom. The type of girls that respond to a guy who describes his erection in detail before meeting them are usually desperate and dirty. Good luck!

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RandalFlagg
Stranger

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Posts: 15,608

Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Frappy]
#4740725 - 10/01/05 11:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Oh yeah......

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cas/101211004.html

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4740742 - 10/01/05 11:48 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i think this guy was much more to the point

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cas/101206723.html

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RandalFlagg
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Posts: 15,608

Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: debianlinux]
#4740746 - 10/01/05 11:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

debianlinux said:
i think this guy was much more to the point

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cas/101206723.html

Yeah. I laughed when I saw his post.

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Dreamer987
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4740747 - 10/01/05 11:51 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Your not going to get an answer for that add.
If you spent any time at all reading the best of craigslist, you would find several humorous tutorials about the personal/casual sex with tranny adds.
First of all, mens posts don't get replied to. There are 100000 men, for every 1 women surfing those adds.
That one women is going to pick a guy that posts his picture, rather than the mystery guy that more times than not, is a 500 pound CEO of DBK in real life.
It doesn't matter if you promise a pic later. That chick has way to many other options than to wait on your ass just to send your pic.

also, why not at least go through the motions of dating, to find better quality women. Post in the m For w section, and take her out to dinner. Your quality of women in the casual encounters section is lible to be sub-women or less.
maybe you'll find someone to start a meaningful relationship with, rather than a woman who craves getting her holes filled by hundreds of random men on the Internet

End Rant.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: debianlinux]
#4740753 - 10/01/05 11:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

http://www.craigslist.org/eby/w4m/101152156.html

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Dreamer987]
#4740755 - 10/01/05 11:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Dreamer987 said:
a woman who craves getting her holes filled by hundreds of random men on the Internet

hawt

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RandalFlagg
Stranger

Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 15,608

Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Dreamer987]
#4740759 - 10/01/05 11:55 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Dreamer987 said:
Your not going to get an answer for that add.

First of all, mens posts don't get replied to. There are 100000 men, for every 1 women surfing those adds.

I noticed that. For every one "women looking for men" post there were twenty "men looking for women" posts in the casual encounters section.

I wrote to one of the women looking for men ones and it was a scam/pay thing. I got an instantaneous e-mail (obviously automated) saying, "I don't have time to respond...but come to my webcam site".

Quote:

Dreamer987 said:
also, why not at least go through the motions of dating, to find better quality women.

I do not feel like putting forth the effort into dating.

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Silversoul
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]

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#4740760 - 10/01/05 11:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Randal, you might have better luck on a site devoted exclusively to casual sex, such as this one.

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RandalFlagg
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: lechuck]
#4740764 - 10/01/05 11:58 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

lechuck said:
http://www.craigslist.org/eby/w4m/101152156.html

:lol:

What a dumb bitch.

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RandalFlagg
Stranger

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Silversoul]
#4740768 - 10/01/05 11:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
Randal, you might have better luck on a site devoted exclusively to casual sex, such as this one.

Yeah, if I don't get a reply from craigslist I will probably work up a profile for adultfriendfinder.com

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novorua
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4740834 - 10/01/05 12:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Haha man, thats great! Let us know how it turned out. Honestly a website I really think has a lot of potential is myspace.com

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OneMoreRobot3021

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4740845 - 10/01/05 12:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Can't wait to hear it! :laugh:

:laugh:

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coda
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4740851 - 10/01/05 12:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

dont bother with the AFF services, or actually, any of the casual sex services. If you take a look at the images, 90% of them are obviously from professional porn shoots. The other 10% are either obese, butt ass ugly, or dont want any guy who isnt mr universe with a 10 inch dick. You have a better chance at landing pussy with craigs list then you do with AFF, but fuck, isnt this what myspace is for? :laugh:

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novorua
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: coda]
#4740908 - 10/01/05 12:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

coda said:
dont bother with the AFF services, or actually, any of the casual sex services. If you take a look at the images, 90% of them are obviously from professional porn shoots. The other 10% are either obese, butt ass ugly, or dont want any guy who isnt mr universe with a 10 inch dick. You have a better chance at landing pussy with craigs list then you do with AFF, but fuck, isnt this what myspace is for?

Exactly myspace.com or facebook.com is very popular. pretty much has the same intention but does not sound desperate to the girls, so therefore more girls use it.

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Krishna
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: novorua]
#4740920 - 10/01/05 12:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cas/101160533.html

hehehe

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novorua
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Krishna]
#4740927 - 10/01/05 12:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Krishna said:
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cas/101160533.html

hehehe

Gang Bang can mean two totally two different things.

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lechuck
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Krishna]
#4740929 - 10/01/05 12:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

wow

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TheDude
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]

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#4741093 - 10/01/05 01:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
I can't wait until it gets back up. I am itching to get going.

that itching might become permanent if you go through with this.

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lechuck
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: TheDude]
#4741103 - 10/01/05 01:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

no itching goes away shaving the area, AFOAFOAF told me

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RandalFlagg
Stranger

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Posts: 15,608

Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Krishna]
#4741728 - 10/01/05 04:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Krishna said:
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cas/101160533.html

hehehe

:rofl2:

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RandalFlagg
Stranger

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Posts: 15,608

Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: TheDude]
#4741733 - 10/01/05 04:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheDude said:
Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
I can't wait until it gets back up. I am itching to get going.

that itching might become permanent if you go through with this.

Smartass.

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WoodsCall
own it

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: TheDude]
#4741741 - 10/01/05 04:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheDude said:

that itching might become permanent if you go through with this.

Now that's just fucking funny!! :rofl:

:rofl:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: WoodsCall]
#4741747 - 10/01/05 04:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

oh man...im trippin on acid and this thread is making me crack up ha!!!

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RandalFlagg
Stranger

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Posts: 15,608

Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: novorua]
#4741756 - 10/01/05 05:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

novorua said:
Exactly myspace.com or facebook.com is very popular. pretty much has the same intention but does not sound desperate to the girls, so therefore more girls use it.

Yeah, I am breaking one of my cardinal rules of girl chasing:

Don't be overtly sexual and make it known that you want/need to get laid. This usually turns girls off. Present yourself as a sexual being, but don't make yourself look like a hornball.

That is what you have to do to get laid with most girls. But, I was hoping that the internet had broken down some of the sexual repression of women and that maybe there were some blunt horny people of the female sex out there who were looking to get down.

Maybe a more restrained approach with a nice myspace page would be better than pictures of my wang on adultfriendfinder.com.

Edited by RandalFlagg (10/01/05 05:24 PM)

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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4741765 - 10/01/05 05:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

This looks like a guarantee: http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cas/101252813.html

"ANY YOUNG MAN OUR THERE TO SATISFY A FRUSTRATED AND LONELY LADY

Hi I'm really bored and frustrated, money has never been a problem. I'm married with children. My husband is crazy about me. I regularly workout. I look 26 instead of 36 The problem is I have never really got an opportunity to tryout with anyone else in my entire life as my affluent husband fell in love with me when i was 18 since his was a rich & elite family , my parents were really happy before i knew it i was married.

since then life has been luxurious and really can't complain but of late I
have been about going to be with other men bringing some spice into my life. So i'm looking for a very very discrete one time fling. I'm planning to out for a day or two this weekend.
SO I wish someone to accompany me .Expenses will be taken care i just want to alone withsome away from family
You can have a look at my pic, fantasies and travel plans at my home page

Before we could met i prefer TO CHAT WTH ME FACE 2 FACE you can find my video profile at

*** Elite Ladies Dating DotCom *** my profile is "wetsugar699"

I wish to get a companion for my weekend travel.

So my dear companion what you waiting for shoot me out wiht some nice place to go and some exciting thing we can do and you would love to do
With lots of fantasies and excitement awaiting for your reply.
do reply with ur pic . reply assured.

So would U like to Join Me this Weekend

hope to meet you on friday night

till than i am thinking you will be my companion let it be so

bye for now

JANISE"

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RandalFlagg
Stranger

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#4741805 - 10/01/05 05:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mattzdope said:
This looks like a guarantee: http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cas/101252813.html

"ANY YOUNG MAN OUR THERE TO SATISFY A FRUSTRATED AND LONELY LADY

Dude, it's a scam. Whenever they try to direct you to some site it is a pay thing.

Edited by RandalFlagg (10/01/05 05:22 PM)

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4741868 - 10/01/05 05:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

that website doesnt show too many pics of the chicks, what if she's fat or has a nub

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RandalFlagg
Stranger

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Posts: 15,608

Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Galvie_Flu]
#4741874 - 10/01/05 05:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

centrum said:
that website doesnt show too many pics of the chicks, what if she's fat or has a nub

:shrug:

I'm down for gimp sex.

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KingOftheThing
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4741875 - 10/01/05 05:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you have to be fucking kidding me. no chick is going to answer that. the ones that are big enough sluts are already on craiglist. guess what?? they charge you for it. if you're that frickin desperate, just pay for it.

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Galvie_Flu

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: KingOftheThing]
#4741883 - 10/01/05 05:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

exactly, hence the "I'm looking for someone to spoil me" or the "WHO WANTS TO TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER AND MABEY SOMETHING ELSE..."

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RandalFlagg
Stranger

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: KingOftheThing]
#4741894 - 10/01/05 05:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

KingOftheThing said:
you have to be fucking kidding me. no chick is going to answer that. the ones that are big enough sluts are already on craiglist. guess what?? they charge you for it. if you're that frickin desperate, just pay for it.

You mean that all of the women on there are prostitutes? I didn't know that.

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RandalFlagg
Stranger

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: KingOftheThing]
#4741904 - 10/01/05 05:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

KingOftheThing said:
if you're that frickin desperate, just pay for it.

I think I should just get a myspace page going. I've known people who got laid because of that service. I've never heard of anybody getting laid because of craigslist.

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Galvie_Flu

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4741910 - 10/01/05 05:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

myspace would be your best bet, i've heard stories of people getting laid from it, but I havent had any luck yet, good luck!

we should get some type of bet going to see who can get laid from myspace first!

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Galvie_Flu]

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#4741913 - 10/01/05 05:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"MySpace can become OurSpace, baby"

:doggystyle:

:doggystyle:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: TheDude]
#4741918 - 10/01/05 05:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

wow..hahaha,good one there bud.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4741919 - 10/01/05 05:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Why don't you go out to a dance club/bar and have a few drinks?

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Galvie_Flu]
#4741920 - 10/01/05 05:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

yo randall...i put an add out for casual sex on CL and got a reply from a not too bad looking girl. she was interested but then backed out...i might have backed out too though...craigslist sex might not be for me. good luck...lol

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#4742312 - 10/01/05 07:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mattzdope said:
Why don't you go out to a dance club/bar and have a few drinks?

I hate clubs. They are always very crowded, loud, boring, and the drinks are too expensive. Bars are much cooler.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4742318 - 10/01/05 07:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

ur not going to the right clubs then. alot of clubs r hella fun, but yea they r crouded most of the time... and the drinks r pretty expensive... but still its fun to dance with abunch of random bitches :yesnod:

:yesnod:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: thegatewaydrug]
#4753808 - 10/04/05 10:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

OH MY GOD.....

Look at this e-mail I got today in regards to my craigslist ad.

hi there, i relize that your ad said that you were looking for a woman but hav you ever wanted to be with a man? i'm 23 and i'm a bisexual guy living in oakland. i could show you the ropes so to speak. are you up for experimentatoin and trying new things?

:crazy:

:crazy:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]

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#4753820 - 10/04/05 10:57 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

DO IT

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]

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#4753829 - 10/04/05 10:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
DO IT

I agree.

What's the matter? Scared you might like it?

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4753833 - 10/04/05 10:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
DO IT

Why don't you, homo? My ass is virgin territory and it is going to stay that way.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4753846 - 10/04/05 11:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Liar.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4753850 - 10/04/05 11:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Dude...what a fucking blow to my ego. I put a casual sex ad up and I get a response from a fucking guy. :mad2:

:mad2:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]

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#4753851 - 10/04/05 11:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If you're comfortable with your sexuality you would do it. What do you thing CL casuals are truely for anyway?

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4753852 - 10/04/05 11:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If I was a woman I would have sex with you :smirk:

:smirk:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4753854 - 10/04/05 11:04 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

don?t be afraid of new things ( i?m not homo)

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: lechuck]
#4753863 - 10/04/05 11:07 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

lechuck said:
don?t be afraid of new things ( i?m not homo)

If those new things you speak about involve male sex organs, then yes I am afraid.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4753868 - 10/04/05 11:07 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Dude...what a fucking blow to my ego. I put a casual sex ad up and I get a response from a fucking guy.

You have some god damned low self-esteem, don't you?

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: lechuck]
#4753869 - 10/04/05 11:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

lechuck said:
don?t be afraid of new things ( i?m not homo)

A mouf's a mouf.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#4753871 - 10/04/05 11:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Irradiated_Feces said:
If you're comfortable with your sexuality you would do it. What do you thing CL casuals are truely for anyway?

God damn you, *no flaming*! I'm trying to get heterosexual sex with WOMEN.

Randalflagg has hit an all-time Shroomery low. This is worse than when I ate my own feces or when pics of my penis were plastered all over OTD. :sad:

:sad:

Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (10/04/05 11:11 AM)

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4753875 - 10/04/05 11:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

burn.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4753879 - 10/04/05 11:10 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Dude...what a fucking blow to my ego. I put a casual sex ad up and I get a response from a fucking guy.

You have some god damned low self-esteem, don't you?

No pussy for almost three months makes Randal a mean boy.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4753883 - 10/04/05 11:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
Quote:

lechuck said:
don?t be afraid of new things ( i?m not homo)

A mouf's a mouf.

a mouf?

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4753891 - 10/04/05 11:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

Irradiated_Feces said:
If you're comfortable with your sexuality you would do it. What do you thing CL casuals are truely for anyway?

God damn you, *no flaming*! I'm trying to get heterosexual sex with WOMEN.

Randalflagg has hit an all-time Shroomery low. This is worse than when I ate my own feces or when pics of my penis were plastered all over OTD.

:lol:

post that pic with your ad. That ought to help your chances...

of having more queens msg you.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: lechuck]
#4753900 - 10/04/05 11:15 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Mouth, with an F at the end.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#4753904 - 10/04/05 11:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Hobbies:

Eating my own feces
Posting genitals on message boards.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#4753906 - 10/04/05 11:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

Irradiated_Feces said:
If you're comfortable with your sexuality you would do it. What do you thing CL casuals are truely for anyway?

God damn you, *no flaming*!

What I meant to say was "Gosh darnit, you delightful Pub denizens!". OneMoreRobot made me see the error of my words.

Quote:

Irradiated_Feces said:
post that pic with your ad. That ought to help your chances...

of having more queens msg you.

:enraged:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4753912 - 10/04/05 11:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4753916 - 10/04/05 11:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If the hole's wet, pump it.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4753918 - 10/04/05 11:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
Hobbies:

Eating my own feces
Posting genitals on message boards.

Oh my God....if I were to post that on craigslist I'd bet every gay guy in Pittsburgh would message me.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4753920 - 10/04/05 11:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

And massage you, for that matter. :lol:

:lol:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4753923 - 10/04/05 11:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Thanks for the sig line. :tongue:

:tongue:

Good luck to you.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: McKennaFan200]
#4753935 - 10/04/05 11:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

McKennaFan200 said:
Thanks for the sig line.

As that sentence flowed out of me onto the keyboard, I knew it was of the utmost profundity and I had high hopes that somebody would use it for their signature one day.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4753943 - 10/04/05 11:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
And massage you, for that matter.

oh my god.....

:shake:

:shake:

Everybody in the Pub laugh at Randal! That's an order!

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]

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#4753946 - 10/04/05 11:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Dude, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at the situation.

Are you telling me you really can't see the humor in this?

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-Erik Davis

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4753949 - 10/04/05 11:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Dude, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at the situation.

Are you telling me you really can't see the humor in this?

Yes, I can see the humor in it. That is mainly why I posted it instead of keeping it to myself.

At NE 2006, you all are going to have so much dirt on me.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4753952 - 10/04/05 11:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

And hopefully, you won't have poo on you.

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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4753957 - 10/04/05 11:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

*in your mouf, on your finger

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4753959 - 10/04/05 11:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
And hopefully, you won't have poo on you.

I wonder how I will be received at NE 2006. In person I am completely different than I am on here. I probably won't say hardly anything the entire time. I definately won't do any poo eating demonstrations.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4753962 - 10/04/05 11:30 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was quiet as a mouse at NE 2005.

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-Erik Davis

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4753992 - 10/04/05 11:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I would be, too.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4753995 - 10/04/05 11:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I just sat there thinking "this place is great, these people are great, I'm so glad I came" and barely talked, just listened.

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-Erik Davis

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4753996 - 10/04/05 11:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'd probably freak out and run into the woods.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4754024 - 10/04/05 11:46 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"I don't want to have sex with ugly girls, but if you are homely I will probably screw you."

:rofl2:

:rofl2:

You're the shit Randall. I don't know about the CL thing though. Get out there and get some pussy. Them Steeler fans are easy like a Sunday morning.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4754030 - 10/04/05 11:48 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

just get a mohawk. chicks dig it. i had sex yesterday with this chick and she told me when she saw it she wanted to fuck me.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Dreamer987]
#4754259 - 10/04/05 12:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Dreamer987 said:

That one women is going to pick a guy that posts his picture, rather than the mystery guy that more times than not, is a 500 pound CEO of DBK in real life.

SO IS THIS CONSIDERED A FLAME?

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
#4754266 - 10/04/05 01:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

glad to see that worked out for you

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I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
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Because it is bitter,
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: goobler]
#4754411 - 10/04/05 01:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

goobler said:
Quote:

Dreamer987 said:

That one women is going to pick a guy that posts his picture, rather than the mystery guy that more times than not, is a 500 pound CEO of DBK in real life.

SO IS THIS CONSIDERED A FLAME?

Fuck no, pubers don't flame. Only those OTD'ers flame.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4754450 - 10/04/05 01:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cas/101862915.html

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Boom]
#4754462 - 10/04/05 01:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cas/101849900.html

You should go with this approach Randal (warning - its graphic) :thumbup:

:thumbup:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4754474 - 10/04/05 01:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Just go pick chicks up off the street. Catch them off guard going into the grocery store.. MILFs galore! :naughty:

:naughty:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Shroomism]
#4754498 - 10/04/05 01:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I pick up all my bitches at the express lane.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: Shroomism]
#4754503 - 10/04/05 01:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Last time I got laid was 10 months ago. :thumbdown:

:thumbdown:

And you are complaning about 3 months :lol:

:lol:

Now that I think about it I wish I was a virgin again. So therefore I can always make up a excuse. but since im not anymore you just keep on adding the days without pussy and its not a pretty number!

Edited by novorua (10/04/05 01:44 PM)

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: novorua]
#4754550 - 10/04/05 01:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Try 10 years. :thumbdown:

:thumbdown:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4754623 - 10/04/05 02:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Try last night. :thumbup:

:thumbup:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4754644 - 10/04/05 02:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you had sex when you were 8????

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: goobler]
#4754649 - 10/04/05 02:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

*10

no.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: goobler]
#4754650 - 10/04/05 02:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I just changed years for months.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4754653 - 10/04/05 02:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

or months for years, whatever is correct.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4754708 - 10/04/05 02:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

your penis is going to fall off if you don't start using it right away.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

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#4754727 - 10/04/05 02:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

are you propositioning him?

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: goobler]
#4754732 - 10/04/05 02:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:crankey:

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

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#4754739 - 10/04/05 02:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

im cranky because i couldn't feel hella's tiny shriveled pen0r in my man butt.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

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#4754745 - 10/04/05 02:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

[Re: goobler]
#4755631 - 10/04/05 06:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

haha

GAIR!

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist

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#21116732 - 01/13/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I saw this gem in the related list for BC's latest thread. It made me lose my shit :lol:

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