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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Casual sex on Craigslist
    #4739506 - 10/01/05 12:13 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I am about to put up an ad for casual sex on craigslist. The site is having technical problems, so I have to wait until it goes through. I of course will tell you guys every dirty detail of my craigslist adventures.

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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4739512 - 10/01/05 12:15 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Interesting. I was just on craigslist earlier. Though I was looking at housing prices in Portland, OR(where I plan on moving after college).


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Invisiblebukkake
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg] * 1
    #4739522 - 10/01/05 12:17 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Ehhh...

Use a condom. And that includes for the blowjobs.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4739525 - 10/01/05 12:18 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Oh man, who else would be posting this but you, the one and only RandalFlagg. I'm looking forward to your dirty details, who knows maybe she'll even be like your imaginary girlfriend, that is if you posted that you were looking for a woman.
:doggystyle: :doggystyle: :doggystyle: :doggystyle: :doggystyle:
Oh man, human sexuality, what a strange thing.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: Silversoul]
    #4739526 - 10/01/05 12:18 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)


Here's my entry:


I am a 26 year old male (people say that I look much younger). I am 5'7 and 145 pds. I am in shape (no fat, all muscle). I'm not going to lie to you; I am not an American Eagle model. But, I am not ugly either.

I have been a hermit as of late and because of that I have not gotten laid lately. It has several months and I am about to go nuts.

Are there any Pittsburgh women out there 18-35 who are up for some casual fun? I am up for anything from mutual masturbation to intercourse and I am willing to travel anywhere in the Pittsburgh area. When fully erect I am 7 and a 1/2 throbbing inches long. I just got tested four months back and I am clean.

I would prefer a picture first and I will send you a picture as well to prove that we are legitimate. I'm not looking for any games. Don't send fake pics and shit like that. You don't have to be a super-model. You don't have to be a sex goddess. I don't want to have sex with ugly girls, but if you are homely I will probably screw you.

Won't any of you ladies help a young horny man out?


Sincerely,

Mr. "All pent up in Pittsburgh"

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: Footprint]
    #4739552 - 10/01/05 12:27 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Exist said:
Oh man, who else would be posting this but you, the one and only RandalFlagg.




I work hard to keep you guys entertained and aware of every embarrassing and pathetic detail in my life.

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InvisibleRoadkillM Happy Birthday!
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4739562 - 10/01/05 12:31 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:

Quote:

Exist said:
Oh man, who else would be posting this but you, the one and only RandalFlagg. 




I work hard to keep you guys entertained and aware of every embarrassing and pathetic detail in my life.




and you do it so well!~

:smile:


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InvisibleCaptainH13
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4739569 - 10/01/05 12:34 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
You don't have to be a super-model.  You don't have to be a sex goddess.  I don't want to have sex with ugly girls, but if you are homely I will probably screw you.





:rofl2: smooottthh..

i see nothing but funny ass stories for us comming from this.


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4739572 - 10/01/05 12:35 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

:rotfl:

That's pretty wild man. A little desperate but hey whatever floats your boat! Desperate times call for desperate measures. :grin:


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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4739573 - 10/01/05 12:36 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

As sad as this is, I also see nothing but good coming out of it.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: Jadian]
    #4739577 - 10/01/05 12:38 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Dammit! The post option on Craigslist is down for maintenance right now. I can't wait until it gets back up. I am itching to get going.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: Footprint]
    #4739636 - 10/01/05 12:56 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Exist said:

Oh man, human sexuality, what a strange thing.




are you saying you prefer animals? :finger:


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OfflineFootprint
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: DeathCompany]
    #4739702 - 10/01/05 01:15 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

DeathCompany said:
Quote:

Exist said:

Oh man, human sexuality, what a strange thing.




are you saying you prefer animals? :finger:




heheheheh yes I am, I like to have sex with Llamas, I even know a guy who has sex with a sasquatch now and then


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OfflineFrappy
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg] * 1
    #4739869 - 10/01/05 02:03 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Definately wear a condom. The type of girls that respond to a guy who describes his erection in detail before meeting them are usually desperate and dirty. Good luck!

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: Frappy]
    #4740725 - 10/01/05 11:36 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)


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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4740742 - 10/01/05 11:48 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

i think this guy was much more to the point

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cas/101206723.html

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: debianlinux]
    #4740746 - 10/01/05 11:50 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

debianlinux said:
i think this guy was much more to the point

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cas/101206723.html




Yeah. I laughed when I saw his post.

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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4740747 - 10/01/05 11:51 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Your not going to get an answer for that add.
If you spent any time at all reading the best of craigslist, you would find several humorous tutorials about the personal/casual sex with tranny adds.
First of all, mens posts don't get replied to. There are 100000 men, for every 1 women surfing those adds.
That one women is going to pick a guy that posts his picture, rather than the mystery guy that more times than not, is a 500 pound CEO of DBK in real life.
It doesn't matter if you promise a pic later. That chick has way to many other options than to wait on your ass just to send your pic.

also, why not at least go through the motions of dating, to find better quality women. Post in the m For w section, and take her out to dinner. Your quality of women in the casual encounters section is lible to be sub-women or less.
maybe you'll find someone to start a meaningful relationship with, rather than a woman who craves getting her holes filled by hundreds of random men on the Internet

End Rant.


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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: debianlinux]
    #4740753 - 10/01/05 11:53 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)


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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: Dreamer987]
    #4740755 - 10/01/05 11:53 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dreamer987 said:
a woman who craves getting her holes filled by hundreds of random men on the Internet




hawt

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