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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg] * 1
    #4753946 - 10/04/05 11:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Dude, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at the situation.

Are you telling me you really can't see the humor in this?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4753949 - 10/04/05 11:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Dude, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at the situation.

Are you telling me you really can't see the humor in this?




Yes, I can see the humor in it. That is mainly why I posted it instead of keeping it to myself.

At NE 2006, you all are going to have so much dirt on me.


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4753952 - 10/04/05 11:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

And hopefully, you won't have poo on you.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4753957 - 10/04/05 11:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

*in your mouf, on your finger


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4753959 - 10/04/05 11:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
And hopefully, you won't have poo on you.




I wonder how I will be received at NE 2006. In person I am completely different than I am on here. I probably won't say hardly anything the entire time. I definately won't do any poo eating demonstrations.


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4753962 - 10/04/05 11:30 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was quiet as a mouse at NE 2005.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4753992 - 10/04/05 11:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I would be, too.


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4753995 - 10/04/05 11:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I just sat there thinking "this place is great, these people are great, I'm so glad I came" and barely talked, just listened.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4753996 - 10/04/05 11:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'd probably freak out and run into the woods.


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Offlinedaimyo
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4754024 - 10/04/05 11:46 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"I don't want to have sex with ugly girls, but if you are homely I will probably screw you."

:rofl2: You're the shit Randall.  I don't know about the CL thing though.  Get out there and get some pussy.  Them Steeler fans are easy like a Sunday morning.


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OfflineTasty_Smurf_House
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4754030 - 10/04/05 11:48 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

just get a mohawk. chicks dig it. i had sex yesterday with this chick and she told me when she saw it she wanted to fuck me.


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Invisiblegoobler
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: Dreamer987]
    #4754259 - 10/04/05 12:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Dreamer987 said:

That one women is going to pick a guy that posts his picture, rather than the mystery guy that more times than not, is a 500 pound CEO of DBK in real life.






SO IS THIS CONSIDERED A FLAME?


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OfflineBubblerBoy
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #4754266 - 10/04/05 01:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

glad to see that worked out for you


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I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter, bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: goobler]
    #4754411 - 10/04/05 01:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

goobler said:
Quote:

Dreamer987 said:

That one women is going to pick a guy that posts his picture, rather than the mystery guy that more times than not, is a 500 pound CEO of DBK in real life.






SO IS THIS CONSIDERED A FLAME?




Fuck no, pubers don't flame. Only those OTD'ers flame.


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4754450 - 10/04/05 01:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)



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InvisibleBoom
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: Boom]
    #4754462 - 10/04/05 01:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cas/101849900.html

You should go with this approach Randal (warning -  its graphic) :thumbup:


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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4754474 - 10/04/05 01:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Just go pick chicks up off the street. Catch them off guard going into the grocery store.. MILFs galore!  :naughty:


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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: Shroomism]
    #4754498 - 10/04/05 01:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I pick up all my bitches at the express lane.


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Offlinenovorua
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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: Shroomism]
    #4754503 - 10/04/05 01:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Last time I got laid was 10 months ago.  :thumbdown:

And you are complaning about 3 months :lol:

Now that I think about it I wish I was a virgin again. So therefore I can always make up a excuse. but since im not anymore you just keep on adding the days without pussy and its not a pretty number!


Edited by novorua (10/04/05 01:44 PM)


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Re: Casual sex on Craigslist [Re: novorua]
    #4754550 - 10/04/05 01:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Try 10 years. :thumbdown:


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