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Jesus is the King. Volume II
    #8419175 - 05/19/08 01:50 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Help me figure out which is which.

Volume I can be found here:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/8404499/page/0/fpart/1/vc/1

There are two parallel realities running around in my mind right now. I've been brainwashed into believing the first one below.


Version I:
*Jesus is born, he analyses his environment, he sees the evil riches of the universe, hes a fully conscious 9 dimensional human, he can see all the aliens and life in all 9 dimensions. He decides that evil beings in the universe are cooler. He completes his fathers work and dies for our sins and then flips and joins the dark side of the universe where he (based on his work, ie transmuting human violence) can do anything he wants ie kill and rampage and get away with it, same applies to all demons/ET people ie they can kill and stay cool based on Jesus dieng for our sins.

*Bad bootie Jesus is working with Satan, The one not to be named, and other demons. They are all invested into corrupting human spirit as much as possible for when they kill/corrupt someone they can extract energy from that act.

*there is a Annunaki ET powered base in Australia that shields our planet from ALL aliens.

*Universe is full of aliens and we dont see any of them becuase our planet is shielded, see above.

*in 30,000 BC in Atlantis, people of that time decide to create Illuminati, a secret society based on 2nd, 4th, 6th, and 8th dimension. Its purpose is to solve good and evil dilemmas in the universe for in 2012, anti christ supposed to take charge of them and show "the way", the right way to do things, and Jesus supercharges everything.

*there are annunaki living on this planet, about 0.001 % of population. Goobler is one of them.

*there are "Dinos" living on this planet, about 0.1 %

*Anu is our 4th dimensional God.

*there are demons!
http://forums.astraldynamics.com/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=11183

*there are SHIT LOADS of aliens out there,i think i said that
http://www.planetganja.com/highsociety/showthread.php?p=901105#post901105

*i was made leader of 5th, 6th, and 9th dimension (haha)
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/8249478#Post8249478

*I've been told underground live creatures who i call MOLES. They are human sized moles and they have different classes of beings there starting with simple mole going up to the king.

*Ythan is a member of Illuminati

*things go wrong in 2007 and "anti christ" looks like is never destined to rule Illuminati.

*instead when things go wrong, ALL demons pull out and make my life hell in 2007...


*"gods" above Anu pull out and make my life miserable in 2007 and 2008

*I constantly get death threats from so called annunaki (telepathicly). Apparently they want to kill me. I often get death threats from Illuminati as well, for they too are trying to kill me.

*”Gods” and demons keep my energy body in this “lock”. It is SHIT. It feels like I’m carrying around 50 pounds in my chest!.

*Gods range of powers is rather extensive, for instance yesterday they changed cell structure in my brain without my permission, cells seems to have changed in my right lobe, I FELT it, im 100% sure. :frown: they also changed neuro network in my base chakra few days ago. Few months ago they tore muscles in my heart, they tore up my base chakra, they did something to my eyes , and then they fucked with my pineal gland too. Im badly messed up atm.




Version II

*Jesus is super enlightened being, he is good and positive in all aspects.

*his daughter Sara is also holy and i see her briefly in 2007 blessing me JUST as shit started to hit the fun.

*Anu is the bad ass god of the annunaki

*annunaki are metalic life forms originating on Nibiru and they dont live on Earth , rather they come into our orbit every 3600 years.

*there are no dinos.

*there are no moles

*there are practically NO aliens

*demons i id'ed are bogus

*In Atlantis they didnt make illuminati, rather illuminati were formed by influences of Nibiru

*Life is pretty stable and normal, a lot of what i said in the past is BS

*there is no ET base in australia to shield our planet from Alines, simply because there are no Aliens around  here.

*Yet there are aliens out there. For one of them seems to be fucking with me. It is a being of spectacular form, hard to describe unless you 've seen him. He on pair with other demons/other ETs been fucking with me for over FIVE YEARS NOW.

*he brainwashed me into believing version I.

*never fear! Good Jesus is around, he is helping me from time to time. Plus there is a possibility a real good ET is communicating with me too who promised to fight this bad alien.


That’s all the points I can come up with for now. Help me figure out which one is real.

All teachings and brainwashing I received that deals with version 1 were received telepathically. Funily enough I don’t have ANY REAL proof after 5 years, that version 1 is real!!!
Which one is real? (Please read the first post before replying)
You may choose only one
Version 1
Version 2


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
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I'm talking to aliens!
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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8419179 - 05/19/08 01:57 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Frankly, at the moment im pretty convienced that Version 1 is BS. Yet ive seen some UNBELIVABLE things during the last few years and i cant really discount ALL of it as BS.

I kind of like the idea that Jesus is good so i go with version 2. Im yet to find out whats that negative aliens intentions are and why hes fucking with me.


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


Edited by Jalruza (05/19/08 03:46 PM)


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8419183 - 05/19/08 01:59 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Version 1 pwnz version 2


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God bless you all and I hope you receive the help you need to turn away from your lives of sin.

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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Chemy]
    #8419184 - 05/19/08 02:01 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Chemy said:
Version 1 pwnz version 2




Are you saying you believe that all i said in version 1 is REAL? Then why did you all say it was BS in all other posts i made during the last few years, you seem to be contradicting yourself :smirk:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Chemy]
    #8419212 - 05/19/08 02:40 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Chemy said:
Version 1 pwnz version 2




Read it again :smile:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8419226 - 05/19/08 03:07 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Jalruza said:
*Gods range of powers is rather extensive, for instance yesterday they changed cell structure in my brain without my permission, cells seems to have changed in my right lobe, I FELT it, im 100% sure. :frown: they also changed neuro network in my base chakra few days ago. Few months ago they tore muscles in my heart, they tore up my base chakra, they did something to my eyes , and then they fucked with my pineal gland too. Im badly messed up atm.





Yesterday, one of these gods makes my brain cells shift, i was like WTF are you doing? He replied "We are at war" and goes ahead and fucks me up :frown:


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8419232 - 05/19/08 03:15 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

oh okay, now i understand why people might think your crazy.

have you worked much with the concept that these things you talk about are mappings of the subconscious and possibly the collective unconscious, but don't occur in physical reality?


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: truekimbo2]
    #8419239 - 05/19/08 03:20 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

oh yeah. you need a neither option. although i'm leaning towards the second version, and i can pick interesting pieces from both.


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: truekimbo2]
    #8419251 - 05/19/08 03:32 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

truekimbo2 said:
have you worked much with the concept that these things you talk about are mappings of the subconscious and possibly the collective unconscious, but don't occur in physical reality?




A lot of what i wrote about didnt occur in reality...

Yet, you say that this is un consious, un intentional signals i was getting. I dont buy that, whatever was sending these signals is consious alright. Someone or something is fucking with me alright.

2 years ago, while everything was calm i had a vision: an imp, or a devil looking creature appeared to me in a dream: i was lieng in bed sleeping and this imp was sitting next to me, and it put one hand on my stomach and made a movement with its fingers sort of CRAWLING in intimidating fashion towards me!

After that the new wave of this shit begun :ohwell:


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: truekimbo2]
    #8419261 - 05/19/08 03:38 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

truekimbo2 said:
oh yeah. you need a neither option. although i'm leaning towards the second version, and i can pick interesting pieces from both.




Nah dude, choose one of thos options, its iether the first one or the second, im 99% sure.

As for finding interesting pieces in both, atm i use "if its not funny, its not true" filter hehe


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8419291 - 05/19/08 03:57 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

the heck?


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I know... that just the smallest
                                                part of the world belongs to me
You know... I'm not a blind man
                                                    but truth is the hardest thing to see


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: zouden]
    #8419339 - 05/19/08 04:27 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

zouden said:
the heck?




help me out here brother

I feel i've been used


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8419353 - 05/19/08 04:44 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

If you feel that you've been brainwashed then I can't help you :frown:


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I know... that just the smallest
                                                part of the world belongs to me
You know... I'm not a blind man
                                                    but truth is the hardest thing to see


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: zouden]
    #8419354 - 05/19/08 04:47 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, just tell me what u know about Jesus, that might help


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8419379 - 05/19/08 05:12 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

He was a Jewish guy who got nailed to a cross for stirring up shit amongst the Jewish authorities, namely, teaching things that were pretty revolutionary for the time. I am fairly certain he wasn't a 9-dimensional being.


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I know... that just the smallest
                                                part of the world belongs to me
You know... I'm not a blind man
                                                    but truth is the hardest thing to see


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: zouden]
    #8419385 - 05/19/08 05:15 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Do you even know what 9-dimensions are about?


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8419398 - 05/19/08 05:22 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Why do I suspect you aren't about to start talking about string theory and quantum foam? Because those are the only extra dimensions I know about.


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I know... that just the smallest
                                                part of the world belongs to me
You know... I'm not a blind man
                                                    but truth is the hardest thing to see


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: zouden]
    #8419400 - 05/19/08 05:25 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

9 dimensions of perception is a standard theory in spiritual circles, many books draw from it...


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8419418 - 05/19/08 05:41 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

:dontspillme:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8419430 - 05/19/08 05:51 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

i'd have to lean towards version 2... but remember... you are in charge... you cannot allow any entity to fuck with you, unless you want to... and... nothing in this life has any meaning except the meaning you choose to attach to it...


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