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watermelon = teh shit
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That is correct my friends.
Our good friend watermelon.. is the shit. So sweet and juicy :drooling:

And almost all fruit for that matter.

I love the ripened ovaries of plants.


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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Mango > watermelon anyday.

But I agree, watermelon is quite delicious, especially in the form of a blunt.


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Ravus]
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honey dew is the money mellon


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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I just ate 3 huge slices..it was sooo good and fulfilling, mmm!


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It is opening to or recieving the present moment, pleasant or unpleasant, just as it is,
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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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Yeah watermellons rock they are so fucking easy to grow too.


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Ravus]
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i just ate a mango yesterday, too..i love peeling them with bare hands and slobberly eating them outside on a hot sunny day, just being like NUM NUM NUM and jumping in the pool to clean off


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Mindfulness is the aware, balanced acceptance of the present experience.
It isn't more complicated than that.
It is opening to or recieving the present moment, pleasant or unpleasant, just as it is,
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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Stonerguy]
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not here
i always try
fucking Mediterranean cliamt


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: notapillow]
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Me and my family always just spit the seed all over the ground and they end up growing  :thumbup: :thumbup:.


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Stonerguy]
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you cant even get watermellons with seeds in them around here without paying more for organic :nonono:


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said:
That is correct my friends.
Our good friend the cow.. is the shit. So sweet and juicy :drooling:



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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: newuser1492]
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i just had the greatest image ever, of a watermellon dropping off of a 50 story building and smashing into the ground...

woudnt it be great if someone had a camera on a track and followed the watermellon on its fall through the air, right up to the splat! some high speed camera so you could see it rip apart in slow motion, all to the most calm and peaceful music


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Stonerguy]
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I've never tried growing them.. don't they need massive amounts of water


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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oranges>watermelons

watermelons are still pretty fucking good though.


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Harbinger]
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strawberries > *


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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mmmm....strawberries


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Harbinger]
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peach...i must devourer thy


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: notapillow]
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I'm addicted to oranges, tangerines,clementines, ect.


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Jenny]
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I use to have a mango tree in my backyard dam i miss it :frown:.

I would just lay under it on a sleepy day smoke eat mangos and chilllll with mango juice all over me.

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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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Well they put there sprinklers on about once a week during the hotter months, but they seem to grow fine.


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said:
strawberries > *



I just picked up 4lbs of strawberries for $4 at the store.

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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: buckwheat]
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!!! that sounds so nice. where do you live?


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Jenny]
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banana

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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: faslimy]
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:penis:


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Mindfulness is the aware, balanced acceptance of the present experience.
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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Jenny]
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I use to live puerto rico and all over the carribean.

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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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i think they have seedless watermelons now?

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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: KingOftheThing]
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oh hell yes. Genetically engineered I think.
So sweet.. and no seeds :drooling:


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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scary that its engineered but sooo convienient...probably will end up giving u cancer, everything does

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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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Berries and watermelons are the shit!

But sometimes there's nothing like a good apple.



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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: KingOftheThing]
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yeah probably. What's scary is that TONS of food is genetically engineered these days, and they don't even have to tell you. Like.. the only time you know for sure is when the box or whatever says: NOT genetically engineered. lol.


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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Any kind of melon for me, that stuff is nice to eat when it is warmer..oh, good for the thirst too..what a post!! :grin: :sun:

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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Skunk420]
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I have some nice canteloupe all diced up and ready for breakfast :drooling:


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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I need to eat more melons..it is good for your insides..I have been eating salads more, I love them when I have time to buy them..I am happy that fast food retaraunts offer them..I feel better after eating salads too..I wish I had a salad now, i like them with ceasar dressing...

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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Skunk420]
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yes all fruit is good for your insides :smile:

and I agree with salads.. they are the shit. Make you all healthy and whatnot.


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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Oh they make me feel like a young skunk again whoah...I am not even being a health fanatic either, this is self discovery...I might add some mushrooms sometime to a salad too...it would make it real nice,,in fact I ate a salad before I shroomed before and I found it better the not eating at all...and I ate some chicken nuggets too.. and the ate some dried cubes..4 grams of them, they started hitting me in 10 minutes,,,I had a intence body high with colors for hours..I say go without eating, then eat some right before you eat the shrooms, it helped with nasuea too,, oh it was nice.... :sun:

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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: buckwheat]
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cool, the tropics are great.


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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we bought watermelon, pineapple, oranges, apples, and strawberries at the grocery store the other day.

I :heart: fruit

Nothing better than juicy fruit when you have dry mouth :smile:


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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Liz]
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Fruit is awesome.
My faves: All berries, mangoes, bananas, apples, lemons, limes, melons, watermelon

YUM

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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Liz]
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ifallapart said:
we bought watermelon, pineapple, oranges, apples, and strawberries at the grocery store the other day.

I :heart: fruit

Nothing better than juicy fruit when you have dry mouth :smile:



So true!  :thumbup:

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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: Shroomism]
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Watermellon's great. In fact all mellons are pretty much great, but watermellon's king of 'em all.

However, if I had to pick a favorite fruit, (no pun intended), it'd have to be
dark red, crunchy, sweet, juicy BING CHERRIES!!



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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: TM]
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I've been craving some melon all day. Watermelon or even HoneyDew. Maybe when we crave it, it's a sign of dehydration. Anyway a seedless one right now would be delicious.

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Re: watermelon = teh shit [Re: EnCHaNTeDHoBBiT]
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yeah.. probably a sign of dehydration.. either that, and/or the vitamins and stuff in fruit. The body has ways of telling you what it needs.


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