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Mensa and funny words
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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing of one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this
year's {2005} winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.


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Re: Mensa and funny words [Re: dblaney]
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Hah, beelzebug. :smile:


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Nuke baby seals for Jesus!

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Re: Mensa and funny words [Re: dblaney]
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Quote:
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.


:lol:

stuff like this seriously cracks me up, ahhh language bloopers.


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Re: Mensa and funny words [Re: lukeboots]
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If you like puzzles, Mensa is a good way to go.

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Re: Mensa and funny words [Re: dblaney]
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i liked bozone and sarchasm


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Re: Mensa and funny words [Re: dblaney]
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dblaney said:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.




How can it be both a noun and an "act?" Freakin smart people...

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Re: Mensa and funny words [Re: dblaney]
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dblaney said:
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


:laugh:

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