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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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lmfao at the epilepic seziure

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: ShroomingNJ]
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Sex in water sucks. You cant get the proper lubrication going, it feels all squeaky.

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: domite]
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yeah i had sex a couple times in the water it was kinda fun but not great somthing different you know. last time i got pissed and ended up bending my girl over in the bushes on the bank. sometimes its good to have a girl who is damn near six foot tall


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This place is gayer than when the balls touch

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: TysonTomko]
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:dumblol:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Dobie]
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Aw, your lucky man, Im 6'5" so all girls are too damn short for me, Im getting fucking back problems. :grin:

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: domite]
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domite said:
Sex in water sucks. You cant get the proper lubrication going, it feels all squeaky.



I don't think there are any other combinations of words that would so accurately describe sex underwater.

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: domite]
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Aw man, that would suck to be 6'5" with a fourteen inch cock.

Damn, you're real down on your luck :rolleyes:

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: TysonTomko]
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who would fuck in the ocean, that is gross..uggggh..

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Skunk420]
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its kinda odd to have a taller girl when i try and cuddle with her its hard because she is so tall and that damn booty of hers gets in the way


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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Skunk420]
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skunk78395 said:
who would fuck in the ocean, that is gross..uggggh..


the fish do it all the time, and to think, people swim in fish fuck... the
drawback to sex on the beach or in the ocean is that it only takes one misplaced
piece of sand to make it an uncomfortable evening...


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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Dobie]
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I <3 tall chicks. One of the girls chillin tonight is a 100% irish redhead without the freckle/pale flaws and she's 2 inches taller than me. Rawrrr ;D

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Prisoner#1]
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no maybe on the beach but in the ocean, the fish can fuck in the ocean..fish shit, slime, who knows what is in the water?..I will fuck on the beach...

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Adden]
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What's wrong with being pale and freckly :frown:

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Boom]
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Nothing at all, but not something I look for in a redheaded woman.

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Adden]
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i once fucked around with a red head chick that was six foot three


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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Dobie]
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You like those tall girls doncha

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Boom]
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not really i actually like short chicks tall chicks just seem to like me


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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Dobie]
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Can't argue with that :shrug:

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Boom]
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all the taken ones like to flirt with me..no matter what age..

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Skunk420]
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skunk78395 said:
who would fuck in the ocean, that is gross..uggggh..


y not? there wasnt like people swimming or anything. I got to say it really wasnt very good but i dont see anything wrong with it....

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