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So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded
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yea seriously.  i was in the ocean at like 6:30 at night.  no one was really aroudn and me and this girl decide to take off our bathing suit (her only lower)

And then yea i got a couple thrusts in on the ocean.  like not really sex cause i didnt bust a nut and the whole thing was like a minute.  But i thought i was gonna get laid for sure later for real but no.  also my testicles were like not even in my ballsack anymore cause it was so cold.  i tell her to feel it and shes like " :shocked: lmao.  But then i got in trouble with the police and her friend drank too much and was being a little fucking bitch so i didnt get laid that night.

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: TysonTomko]
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sorry to hear it, i had sex in someones back yard the other day. the damn rubber broke :frown: so we just gave up after about 10 minutes.. good thing though. right as we got inside the cops showed up in response to the neighbors calling them about us getting it on in the back yard!


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"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: TysonTomko]
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Lmao hahahahahahahahahaha, Wow if you had like the least bit of common sense you wouldnt have posted that. Your a Moron You just told everyone on this forum that Your small in the pants water or not You sound like a 10yr. old that stole the story from his loser brother. Your a trooper bro keep attempting You might actually get laid Ha wait who are we kidding thats the closest you will ever get to boning a broad so better have like it "lil man" hahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: DoNoFsYphiLis]
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DoNoFsYphiLis said:
Lmao hahahahahahahahahaha, Wow if you had like the least bit of common sense you wouldnt have posted that. Your a Moron You just told everyone on this forum that Your small in the pants water or not You sound like a 10yr. old that stole the story from his loser brother. Your a trooper bro keep attempting You might actually get laid Ha wait who are we kidding thats the closest you will ever get to boning a broad so better have like it "lil man" hahahahahahahahahahahahah


Wow, I never thought I'd see a response to BeerWeed that was dumber than the original post.


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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Silversoul]
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Hahaha I was thinking the same thing.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Silversoul]
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i had sex in a public park the other nite.

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: headset]
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man, OMR and paradigm, my thoughts exactly.

Sup beerweed, how's it going?


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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: DoNoFsYphiLis]
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DoNoFsYphiLis said:
Lmao hahahahahahahahahaha, Wow if you had like the least bit of common sense you wouldnt have posted that. Your a Moron You just told everyone on this forum that Your small in the pants water or not You sound like a 10yr. old that stole the story from his loser brother. Your a trooper bro keep attempting You might actually get laid Ha wait who are we kidding thats the closest you will ever get to boning a broad so better have like it "lil man" hahahahahahahahahahahahah


Please leave the boards immediately DoNo. Thanks.

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Blek]
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in my thinking...

anyone who uses the "capslock" button like an epileptic should be immediatly shot....


"YaYoUHeRDMeDoGErZzZz".....Die


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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: CaptainH13]
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I lost my virginity in a public park. It was sweet.


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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: freddurgan]
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I lost my wallet at a park once. :sad:

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: DoNoFsYphiLis]
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DoNoFsYphiLis said:
Lmao hahahahahahahahahaha, Wow if you had like the least bit of common sense you wouldnt have posted that. Your a Moron You just told everyone on this forum that Your small in the pants water or not You sound like a 10yr. old that stole the story from his loser brother. Your a trooper bro keep attempting You might actually get laid Ha wait who are we kidding thats the closest you will ever get to boning a broad so better have like it "lil man" hahahahahahahahahahahahah


:shake:

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: drtyfrnk]
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drtyfrnk said:
Sup beerweed, how's it going?


its allrite dude. i havent been home for like 4 days. im going to college tommorow tho so i got to do so much shit before then. and im definitly gonna miss my friends. I might buy a couple 30s and have some people over tonight idk yet. how u doin

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: TysonTomko]
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Still gonna post from school?

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Silversoul]
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Paradigm said:
DoNoFsYphiLis said:
Lmao hahahahahahahahahaha, Wow if you had like the least bit of common sense you wouldnt have posted that. Your a Moron You just told everyone on this forum that Your small in the pants water or not You sound like a 10yr. old that stole the story from his loser brother. Your a trooper bro keep attempting You might actually get laid Ha wait who are we kidding thats the closest you will ever get to boning a broad so better have like it "lil man" hahahahahahahahahahahahah


Wow, I never thought I'd see a response to BeerWeed that was dumber than the original post.



:lol:


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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: TysonTomko]
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TysonTomko said:
drtyfrnk said:
Sup beerweed, how's it going?


its allrite dude.  i havent been home for like 4 days.  im going to college tommorow tho so i got to do so much shit before then.  and im definitly gonna miss my friends.  I might buy a couple 30s and have some people over tonight idk yet.  how u doin


Ah, a college bound person eh?  Sounds like a good plan.  Me?  I'm working so it's going bad :tongue: but today's friday, so that means weekend soon!  Fuck yeah!  Having a BBQ tonight, so that's gonna be great too.


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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Adden]
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S_2 said:
Still gonna post from school?


we will see. idk if they monitor what sites you go to at all?

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: Adden]
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S_2 said:
I lost my wallet at a park once. :sad:


:rofl:

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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: TysonTomko]
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TysonTomko said:
S_2 said:
Still gonna post from school?


we will see. idk if they monitor what sites you go to at all?


Oh boy do they ever Beerweed, you better play it safe and not post from school at all.


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Re: So i had Sex in the ocean. was Retarded [Re: DoNoFsYphiLis]
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*you're


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