Morrowind said:

My brother knows an old martial artist who walks with a little cane. One day, he was surrounded by a dozen ~20 year old streetfighters with all sorts of weapons. He beat the living shit out of all of them, and when the police came they told him to be more gentle, as more than a few were very hurt :/

You just don't fuck with some people, regardless of whether or not you think they have chi

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fireworks_god said:

Fedor Emelianenko!

I only know of him from two videos that no other than Skorpivo sent me, but man, that guy is fucking nuts! He seems to have quite the Zen aspect to him.

It was also amazing to see him get dropped on his neck by that black guy in a manner that would have killed lesser men, and not only that, but then to turn around and win...


Peace.

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I'd love to see how some of youse "chi-practioners" out there do against an MMA-combatant like, say Kevin Randleman [the black guy that Fireworks mentions above]:



Good luck!

For those of you not in the know, Fedor Emelianenko [a Russian] is the heavyweight world champion of PRIDE FC, the biggest league of MMA there is, hosted in Japan.
He has brutally beat and manhandled everybody in the heavywieght division like an emotionless machine - hence his nickname "The Terminator".

Fedor Emelianenko

If you want to see some fancy kung-fu, dazzling moves and such theatrics, don't watch the video. But if you want to see how it's REALLY done, by all means, view at your own pleasure.

And another good example of what Swami is talking about goes to "Tank" Abbot. Tank was one of the pioneers of the MMA sport, back when it was just style vs style.
One of the things that made Tank famous, was that he was brutally KTFO'ing all these "martial art experts", while all he did was go into the cage with pure, raw aggresion, wild swings and brutal knockouts.

Sure showed the world what was bullshit and what wasn't. I like to call him the "Swami of the Octagon".

Tank: