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InvisibleSwami
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Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship
    #1187396 - 01/03/03 11:16 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Which alien race would win in a mandible-to-claw fight to the death?

Mantids
Greys
Reptilians
Sirians
Other

What are there best attributes: strength, speed, crushing or piercing appendages, poison, etc?

I only ask this as I need to know how to best train myself for defense.




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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: Swami]
    #1187412 - 01/03/03 11:20 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

With Reptilians, you'll want to work on your love and diminish ego-fears. They have an appetite for fears.


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: Swami]
    #1187486 - 01/03/03 11:50 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

You'll have to ask Shroomism


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: Swami]
    #1187549 - 01/03/03 12:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I'm not sure about other alien races, but I'm pretty sure I could make anyone in the S+P forum submit before me, and i'm merely 5'4 and 135 lbs.


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: ]
    #1187553 - 01/03/03 12:17 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Why? Do you have breasts?  :shocked: 


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: ]
    #1187572 - 01/03/03 12:21 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

There are a few kinksters here that would willingly submit to you. ( I knew we couldn't make it to 5 posts before the road took a turn for the worst  :tongue:). 


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: Adamist]
    #1187575 - 01/03/03 12:22 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

With Reptilians, you'll want to work on your love and diminish ego-fears.

Kirk used diamonds and gunpowder...


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: Adamist]
    #1187586 - 01/03/03 12:25 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

NO. I have male genitals. I'm just a killer thats all. I UFC for fun, box, know jiu-jiutsu, wrestled, and never been touched in a fight =)


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: ]
    #1187593 - 01/03/03 12:27 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

You've never been touched in a fight? How do you wrestle or do Jiu Jiutsu?


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: ]
    #1187597 - 01/03/03 12:28 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I vote LoOner for the human representative. Of course we will have to design a cool costume for you. Any of you alien wussies up for a whooping?


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: Evolving]
    #1187601 - 01/03/03 12:29 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Inter-galactic warrior who uses psychic moves to destroy his opponent, of course.


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: Swami]
    #1187602 - 01/03/03 12:29 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

He should get a Captain Kirk Star Trek Uniform!


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: Swami]
    #1187611 - 01/03/03 12:32 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Any of you alien wussies up for a whooping?



C'mon now Swami, you know how aliens are peaceful and understanding. They don't go for that belligerant primatial stuff.  :tongue: 


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: Swami]
    #1187659 - 01/03/03 12:55 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

How about some spandex and feathers? He could be "The Looner" with all the might and power of the PNW loon.I hear they are masters of pu-schitzu( an orinthilogical marital art in which they breed without touching)

loOner....dude this is the internet bud. Being a bantam weight cockfighter is not relevent here eh?Besides,you would be mighty suprised at the history behind some of the folks who post S/P :wink:.Not every body who posts in S/P carries posies and incense :shocked:.....WR :grin:


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: Swami]
    #1187688 - 01/03/03 01:09 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Oh yeah back on track.......Definately the greys man.After they anal probe :shocked: all the other races they won't even feel like fighting :crazy:

But,....then "Other" looks promising perhaps they can cloud minds with sheer ambiguity :grin:

Me I think they're all Pussies as they either sneak up and butt scope you while you sleep :blush: or they don't have cojones to show up till we're maxed on drugs considered "Hallucinogenic" :tongue: So if they are sooo advanced they couldn't maybe call first then drop by :smirk:

BTW I have had an "encounter" with a "mantid" while on mucho mescalito(moooocho)
and I found it to be a snotty bitchy demanding phantom which vanished as soon as I challenged it's haughty behavior.NO BS it happened on my fourtieth B-day in a hot tub with the ole lady sober and watching,she missed the whole damn thing though :grin:.So I guess we kick ass over them all eh?


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: whiterasta]
    #1188090 - 01/03/03 04:37 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

So if they are sooo advanced they couldn't maybe call first then drop by



Maybe they do, and we just don't pick up.  :smirk: 


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: whiterasta]
    #1188121 - 01/03/03 04:51 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

It's relevant when the title is UFC and aliens. I believe there might be some tough dudes here thats why came across as arrogant, wondering who else is into that stuff. I'm quite a pacifist in reality, but swami really got me fired up. Lets create a league of S+P warriors to battle the intergalactic aliens!


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: ]
    #1188136 - 01/03/03 04:57 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I'm sure the aliens travelled millions of light years through various dimensions to arrive at the Earth to fight a pack of violent apes.  :wink: 


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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: Adamist]
    #1188163 - 01/03/03 05:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Me too.

They either come to fight or for an art class in alfalfa or a tasty cow anus.



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Re: Inter-Galactic Ultimate Fighting Championship [Re: Swami]
    #1188177 - 01/03/03 05:23 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

The Mantids will dice any other race to shreads!

The reptilians would be pretty tough though imo.  :smirk:

The greys are tiny and frail- anyone could kick there asses! Well, as long as they don't use their technology...........this fighting wouldn't allow weapons would they?


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