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OfflineRedNucleus
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This was on collegehumor.com, so I guess maybe it's funny?
    #3992836 - 03/31/05 12:26 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

It's not really funny, but then again I didnt' read it. maybe you can find some humor value in this.

http://www.theantidrug.com/ei/conversations_teen_sample.asp

oh it's like conversatons to have with your kids, if they are fucked up on drugs and alky


Edited by RedNukleus (03/31/05 12:28 AM)


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Re: This was on collegehumor.com, so I guess maybe it's funny? [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3992849 - 03/31/05 12:29 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

not to mention that it is illegal.

Right. Government propaganda at its best. Some thing's legality has nothing to do with whether a person should have the right to choose for themself if they think its right or wrong.


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Re: This was on collegehumor.com, so I guess maybe it's funny? [Re: cb9fl]
    #3992859 - 03/31/05 12:31 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

yeah but that's like everyone's reason.
you know what else is illegal? Euthanizing Schiavo instead of starving her to death.


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Re: This was on collegehumor.com, so I guess maybe it's funny? [Re: cb9fl]
    #3992863 - 03/31/05 12:32 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

"T: (silence) " :lol:


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Re: This was on collegehumor.com, so I guess maybe it's funny? [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3992876 - 03/31/05 12:35 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Do you want to tell me what?s going on?

Here are some suggested responses if your teen says:
?Get out of my face. Why are you always coming down on me??
?Just leave me alone. I hate you.?
?Everyone?s smoking/drinking ?what?s the big deal??

Parent: I?m sensing that something really serious is going on in your life. Can you tell me what is happening to you?


Holy shit my parents (mother) said the exact same thing as the last sentence. You know what I did .. I laughed in her fucking face. And guess what. I'm living in a house I own smoking weed I didn't have to buy.

I mean come the fuck on, can't they understand what a fucking lame response that is?


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Re: This was on collegehumor.com, so I guess maybe it's funny? [Re: cb9fl]
    #3992880 - 03/31/05 12:36 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

P: I?m scared about the changes I see. Why do you think they are happening?

(At this point, if the teen says he/she is scared or even a little worried, consider this a major victory!


Right, because you're in a fucking war with your child and have to "win" every argument because you or the government says you're right.


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Re: This was on collegehumor.com, so I guess maybe it's funny? [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3992904 - 03/31/05 12:42 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Why are people so utterly ignorant? I can almost guarantee those conversations will make the child uncomfortable and annoyed, and that they'll continue using drugs, either keeping it more on the down-low or begin to flagrantly break more rules to piss you off. Either way that isn't the way to go about talking to your kid about using drugs.

And why bother saying "drugs and alcohol"? Since when is alcohol not a drug?


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Re: This was on collegehumor.com, so I guess maybe it's funny? [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3992911 - 03/31/05 12:43 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

I like life better without being foggy. It is so much more interesting, more vibrant, more moving without alcohol or drugs. I want you to have that experience.




Obviously they've never done mushrooms or acid. I'd like whoever wastes their time writing these articles to have that experience.


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Re: This was on collegehumor.com, so I guess maybe it's funny? [Re: cb9fl]
    #3992917 - 03/31/05 12:45 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

First of all, not everyone is doing it. However, honestly, even if everyone were, I?d still wouldn?t want you to do it. Would you like me to list the reasons why?

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It?s dangerous and here are the psychological consequences: You could be using alcohol or drugs to avoid your anxiety or a depression, which masks but doesn?t solve the problem.


Now take your prozac/zoloft/ritalin/adderal.


We have family members/ or I remember a friend from high school/ who lost their entire life and everything that was important to them: family, spouses, kids, jobs, self-respect, you name it to substance abuse. You might not have a problem that serious, but there is no way of knowing whether you will or not and it is so much easier not to put it to the test.

Even if we don't it's ok to lie to our child. Oh and if we did of course it had nothing to do with him making his own life choices. Alcohol and all drugs are more powerful that any human that is why your parents still aren't using them, We're somehow superhuman and can thwart their (drugs) evil plans.


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Re: This was on collegehumor.com, so I guess maybe it's funny? [Re: cb9fl]
    #3992923 - 03/31/05 12:46 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I like life better without being foggy. It is so much more interesting, more vibrant, more moving without alcohol or drugs. I want you to have that experience.

When I'm rocking a 3g trip the world is more amazingly vibrant than I can sometimes handle.


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Re: This was on collegehumor.com, so I guess maybe it's funny? [Re: cb9fl]
    #3992935 - 03/31/05 12:49 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

It does seem ironic that the way they describe sobriety, as "so much more interesting, more vibrant, more moving without alcohol or drugs" is how I'd describe tripping on mushrooms. If they think the wall seems vibrant and moving sober, wait until they take a good dose of psilocybin.


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