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Re: US schools 2+3=6 [Re: kadakuda]
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Alright heres the plan: everybody start fucking like crazy to make alot of babies. No one take any drugs while you're pregnant, but eat brain food and read and think alot. This will ensure that the newborn has a healthy mind. Then we start building huge multimedia libraries with interactive computers to aid learning and study, and hire the best teachers to work there, and train them in unconventional teaching methods like Montesori (sp?). When the babies are born, we put them in a nurturing environment with simple toys and games to help them understand logical thinking faster. You can't really start educating someone until they have the capacity for speech and long term memory, but an environment with just the right stimulus could really jumpstart the baby's thinking. As soon as they are deemed ready we send them off to the libraries using positive reinforcement like praise, adult guidance, yummy food, and shiny quarters to train them to like learning. Soon enough just the prospect of finding out new things should be enough motivation for them to continue studying. Sex related materials should be restricted for each individual until they show signs of puberty. History should be taught starting at a young age,as thouroughly and as objectively and as close to the truth as we can. Math skills are easily learned once a child catches on. There is no need to go at the pace of the slowest kid in the class. Teach the kid the concept, such as long division, then test them well to see if they learned it right, then move on to the next hardest thing. The multimedia environment in these libraries might be overwhelming so we also need relaxing, beautiful places of nature where the children can go to wind down. Good behavior and responsibility can be instilled with positive and negative reinforcement if need be. Punishment runs the risk of instilling resentment in the child towards authority (I am not saying healthy criticism of authority is a bad thing) Eventually we will have the technology to genetically engineer known mental illnesses (I am talking serious ones here like schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder, not OCD ADD or social anxiety) out of the human genome. The less serious ones should be carefully evaluated and then a tentative schedule of doses of proven-effective drugs could be applied, if not just intesive therapy. To avoid causing the children to feel trapped or controlled, when a kid says, "Why do you always need me to come with you on errands?" one could respond, "If you think you are ready, stay here while I go out, I'll be back in four hours, and if no rules have been broken by the time I get back, I'll let you stay home more often." Then wait outside the house to make sure he doesn't accidentally burn it down or something. Lock the liquor cabinet before you leave as well as other precautions. Perhaps monitor each room with a camera if you are not sure the child will be safe by itself. As soon as the kid reaches full sexual maturity we start allowing them to fuck while using contraceptives. This is of course if the kid has a healthy relationship with another willing kid. When the kid turns eighteen he/she is officially an adult and gets to pick a new middle name that will signify a new chapter in their lives. Hopefully with the new education strategy this generation will be mentally equipped by this age to pursue any course of master level college work they want, while working part time interships with real professionals and experts. Then at age 25 they all start fucking at once to make a new wave of smartbabies. Rinse and repeat, and soon, if the Apocolypse does not arrive, we will have interstellar travel, utpoian society, and a rapidly progressing understanding of our universe. This will jumpstart human evolution and soon we will get psionic powers like in Dungeons and Dragons, and then we can play really realistic live-action D&D and that would be totally awsome.


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Re: US schools 2+3=6 [Re: SWEDEN]
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And we should make drugs legal for anyone who wants to risk them at age eighteen.


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Re: US schools 2+3=6 [Re: newuser1492]
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How is a child going to pay for his own education?



Only issue "child permits" to those who can afford it. Or let them sell blood or body parts.


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If his/her parents cannot pay for the education should the child be penalized by a lack of proper education?



Why should I be penalized because people who can't be bothered using birth control are idiots? Take the child away from the idiots and give it to someone who can afford to raise it.


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

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