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Re: Fag Hag Dating App [Re: twighead]
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ballsalsa said:
Sharpie in pooper



twighead said:
lets play this game




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Re: Fag Hag Dating App [Re: Nichrome]
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Strawberry scented sharpie in the pooper. Soon be crawling and buzzing with fruit flies.

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Re: Fag Hag Dating App [Re: space daddy]
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Y'all remember that time pub degenerates got that one chick to post pics of a carrot in her butt?

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Re: Fag Hag Dating App [Re: ballsalsa]
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Like a baby carrot or one of those organic ones from the farmers market?

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Re: Fag Hag Dating App [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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I think it was a full size pointy carrot but I'm not 100% on that

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Re: Fag Hag Dating App [Re: ballsalsa]
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Re: Fag Hag Dating App [Re: space daddy] * 2
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Got some grateful dead vinyl in the mail today. 

:zomgzomgzomg:


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Re: Good ole Grateful Dead [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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American Beauty?

Did you ever read Deal by Bill Kreutzman? That's a good un.


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Re: Good ole Grateful Dead [Re: Toe_Jam]
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:mitebecool:


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But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
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Re: Great, fucking piss everywhere thanks [Re: Mistakes]
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Mistakes said:
I was talking to a long time friend last night and the topic of kink came up, as it does. Standard level of innuendos, and mild flirting. Everything as usual.
She revealed to me that she's had the hots for me for years, so naturally, I felt comfortable sharing that I similarly have always found her attractive. She was surprised by this and couldn't believe that I've always thought she was extremely attractive.

Long story short,  flurries of pictures and videos were shared and some other stuff before we realized that we're both fucking idiots and it might not be the smartest thing for our ADHD asses to just be continuously mashing the dopamine button.

It is very odd learning out of the blue that your hot friend has an eerily matching set of kinks and has always been attracted to you. It's not a viable thing, but she'd apparently like to play more soon. Really interesting day for me and I'm sharing it here because I can't tell literally anyone else and I've got to talk about it



Thought I'd update y'all: fiance was elated to learn about this and has suggested we fly her down for a week. So I'm looking forward to that, when schedules align.


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Re: Great, fucking piss everywhere thanks [Re: Mistakes]
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Niiice bro

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Re: Great, fucking piss everywhere thanks [Re: Mistakes]
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Mistakes said:
Mistakes said:
I was talking to a long time friend last night and the topic of kink came up, as it does. Standard level of innuendos, and mild flirting. Everything as usual.
She revealed to me that she's had the hots for me for years, so naturally, I felt comfortable sharing that I similarly have always found her attractive. She was surprised by this and couldn't believe that I've always thought she was extremely attractive.

Long story short,  flurries of pictures and videos were shared and some other stuff before we realized that we're both fucking idiots and it might not be the smartest thing for our ADHD asses to just be continuously mashing the dopamine button.

It is very odd learning out of the blue that your hot friend has an eerily matching set of kinks and has always been attracted to you. It's not a viable thing, but she'd apparently like to play more soon. Really interesting day for me and I'm sharing it here because I can't tell literally anyone else and I've got to talk about it



Thought I'd update y'all: fiance was elated to learn about this and has suggested we fly her down for a week. So I'm looking forward to that, when schedules align.



You mean to tell me you're gonna get to stick your sharpie in the poopers of two ladies at the the same time?

:high5miss:
teach me your strawberry scented ways


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Re: Good ole Grateful Dead [Re: Toe_Jam] * 1
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Toe_Jam said:
American Beauty?

Did you ever read Deal by Bill Kreutzman? That's a good un.



Steal your face limited edition colored splatter. Never read deal i should add it to my collection.


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Re: Great, fucking piss everywhere thanks [Re: KevinDontWave]
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KevinDontWave said:
You mean to tell me you're gonna get to stick your sharpie in the poopers of two ladies at the the same time?

:high5miss:
teach me your strawberry scented ways



Join your local kink scene, be funny, be a bit selfless, communicate honestly and directly, and have a massive penis.

In all seriousness, I find being direct and at least pretending to be confident has always gotten me into the best situations. Telling a woman something like "I think you're pretty and you fascinate me" without any expectation has never led to a bad reaction. Granted, I don't do cold openers, I get to know people a bit first before I make a move.


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Re: Great, fucking piss everywhere thanks [Re: Mistakes]
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Mistakes said:
be funny, be a bit selfless, communicate honestly and directly



Well this is going to be an uphill battle.
:wellitried:

Mistakes said:
and have a massive penis.



I'm out
:unwanted:


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Re: Great, fucking piss everywhere thanks [Re: KevinDontWave] * 2
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I once got laid after explicitly stating that I don't have a massive penis

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Re: Great, fucking piss everywhere thanks [Re: ballsalsa]
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feeling sadge:mad2:


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Re: Great, fucking piss everywhere thanks [Re: ballsalsa]
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ballsalsa said:
I once got laid after explicitly stating that I don't have a massive penis



Just once I'd like a chick to be into me for any reason other than my enormous wang. Makes me feel like a piece of meat, which blurs some lines.
:resignednonacceptance:


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Re: Great, fucking piss everywhere thanks [Re: KevinDontWave] * 1
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:dealwithit:

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Re: Great, fucking piss everywhere thanks [Re: ballsalsa]
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I slide on em like fallin drapes
:burtbyebye:


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