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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Kloakk (NOTY) 1/3/26*]💥💥 [Re: Kloakk] * 3
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Kloakk, known rigid structure supporting meat and several orifices.


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Smellyhobbit said:
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Kloakk (NOTY) 1/3/26*]💥💥 [Re: Mackload] * 3
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Three meter tall Pan bispo, at the very least. Zapotecorums growing out of subtrops.

Just keep stuffing your blobhole Kloakk, and don't forget to post pics of whatever dark magic you've got brewing.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Kloakk (NOTY) 1/3/26*]💥💥 [Re: Mackload] * 6
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Mackload said:
AstroSporeFiend said:
Hey, bro. I want to congratulate you one more time on NOTY. I’ve enjoyed watching all of your grows over this past year and I can’t wait to see what you have coming up. Thanks for the tips you’ve given me in the past. You’re a great dude, Kloakk.



Yeah holy shit imagine when Kloakk levels up :awedance:


Yeah. He’ll get a full flush of A. Muscaria in a closet shoebox before I figure out how to properly use the search function. :rofl:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Kloakk (NOTY) 1/3/26*]💥💥 [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 4
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Mackload said:
Yeah holy shit imagine when Kloakk levels up :awedance:


Thanks buddy, at the moment I'm going backwards though, making dirty spore syringes to inoculate  pf cakes :rofl:


Mr Piggy said:
Kloakk, known rigid structure supporting meat and several orifices.


:batlol:

Okay, this is going on the gravestone, I'm putting it in my will right fucking now :lol:

Churpee Choozle said:
Three meter tall Pan bispo, at the very least. Zapotecorums growing out of subtrops.

Just keep stuffing your blobhole Kloakk, and don't forget to post pics of whatever dark magic you've got brewing.





Here's a look at my sweaty box of semilanceata :salute:



AstroSporeFiend said:
Yeah. He’ll get a full flush of A. Muscaria in a closet shoebox before I figure out how to properly use the search function. :rofl:


:ilold:


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Some fungi are only edible once.”
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Kloakk (NOTY) 1/3/26*]💥💥 [Re: Kloakk] * 1
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The gas coming from smelly holes is good for you per science. God has a real sense of humor.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Kloakk (NOTY) 1/3/26*]💥💥 [Re: 1NFIN8]
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1NFIN8 said:
The gas coming from smelly holes is good for you per science. God has a real sense of humor.


So are you man, God, that's hilarious :rofl:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Kloakk (NOTY) 1/3/26*]💥💥 [Re: Kloakk] * 4
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All units be advised.  The subject line is now unlocked.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Kloakk (NOTY) 1/3/26*]💥💥 [Re: BeefExtreme]
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I finally worked out why my grain bags weren’t doing anything, and it turns out it wasn’t user error. I’d bought bags from two different vendors, and the quality just wasn’t there. The grain was very dry and often contained random debris that should normally be removed before bagging.

After making my own grain bags, I can confidently say bags are incredible. The growth has been fast and consistent.

I also tried grain-to-grain for the first time and I’m completely sold on it.

My workflow will likely be: spore → agar → isolate a clean culture on agar → inoculate jars → grain-to-grain into bags.

I now have more spawn than I know what to do with.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Kloakk (NOTY) 1/3/26*]💥💥 [Re: BeefExtreme] * 2
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BeefExtreme said:
All units be advised.  The subject line is now unlocked.



Finally.  Lol.  Who's it gonna be? Im dying to know who the First noob of the year is.



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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]💥💥 [Re: callmehippie] * 11
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Nokumana

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You felt called toward the mushroom so you learned how to cultivate

:nice:


That's the mindset to have, and that industrious/pioneering spirit will take you far in this hobby.  Cult requires a DIY attitude and you've certainly jumped right in, pumping out agar, grain jars, and a sick SAB mod all within your first month.  Stellar work man :rockon:

Your enthusiasm is infectious and is well-balanced by your research and the questions you ask.  You're well on your way towards success, towards froots, towards satisfaction.  By teaching yourself how to fish, you've set yourself up for an intimate experience when you eat those first :mushroomgrow::mushroomgrow::mushroomgrow:

You've got a good vibe and your presence on the boards has been much appreciated.  What can I say except you fit right in an we're glad to have you.  You're coming at this from a good place, and it shows.  I don't think you were bluffing when you chose the name Noku Mana.  No, not an ironic moniker whatsoever.  You're seeking that balance and connection, and I hope we're helping you find it. 


:trophy: Everybody, please help me welcome Nokumana as the 46th Noob of the Moment :trophy:


Noku, buddy, the floor is yours to share your thoughts or a little bit about yourself, if you feel so inclined.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]💥💥 [Re: Dala] * 4
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Congratulations Noku :awedance:

Well deserved, you jumped right in, head first, it's going to be real exciting to see your skills extend and evolve going forward, glad you found your way over here to us and as Dala said, we're happy to have you :rockon:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]💥💥 [Re: Dala] * 5
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Congrats Nokumana :prettyflyforawhiteguy:

Get it! :mushroom2::rockon:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]💥💥 [Re: Mackload] * 5
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Congrats, your SAB turned out sweet! :cheer:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]💥💥 [Re: DiscoDave] * 5
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Congratulations Noku - looking forward to seeing more of ya homie.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]💥💥 [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 5
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Congrats Noku!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]💥💥 [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 6
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Welcome Noku! Is your name derivied from Huni Kuin chant?

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]💥💥 [Re: Arkyhog] * 5
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Hey hey! I had a feeling I would see you in these ranks! You're doing a great job! Happy to know you and I look forward to stealing your ideas... I mean.... seeing your successes! :biggrin:

Welcome to the best damn group of misfits the world has to offer!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]💥💥 [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 5
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Nokumana, what can I say, dude? I’ve been stalking your SGT progression since you laid down those T0 plates! The way you ask questions, your patience with the process, and your mindset while learning is inspiring! Not to mention you just seem like a really good dude and you jump right into the confessional discussions. You’re a welcome addition to the fam and I hope you stick around with us. As the first NOTM for 2026, I wish you a prosperous shroom year and really look forward to seeing your progress!

Congratulations, Nokumana! You’ve earned it, buddy!

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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]💥💥 [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 5
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:endorse:
Congrats fellow traveller and welcome to the machine!


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Your ego is your nemesis.
Seek the truth tirelessly,
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread 💥💥[*Nokumana 1/12/26*]💥💥 [Re: LadysKnight] * 4
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Wooooohoooo! Say his name! nokumana!!!

Welcome to the cool kids club, Nok! Happy to see ya in the winners circle, buddy!

Glad you’re here! Looking forward to seeing your grows as you grow your skills here. As a community, we are better with you here, and we hope you’ll be around for the long haul.

Peace to you, friend!


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