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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Mackload] * 4
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Mackload said:
I'm climbing into neighbors yards emptying birdfeeders into my huge pockets :smile:


So, you're a squirrel? Who wears pants?

Or a kangaroo, perhaps? How much wbs do you think a kangaroo could carry in it's pouch?

How do I come down off too much caffeine other than just riding it out? My palms are sweaty and I'm thinking about kangaroos stealing birdseed. Gf left for the weekend and I already need an adult...fuck.


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Mackload] * 2
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Mackload said:
I'm climbing into neighbors yards emptying birdfeeders into my huge pockets :smile:


You're not the first to make that claim, and I can't help but firmly believe that this actually happens.

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: stubb] * 6
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Where there’s cargo shorts, there’s WBS larceny.


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: nocap] * 6
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Imagine the utter confusion LPOs must feel when they bust some teenager shoplifting a bag of brown rice flour.

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Mackload] * 1
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Mackload said:
I'm climbing into neighbors yards emptying birdfeeders into my huge pockets :smile:


hahhahahh


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 3
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ThurmanMurman said:How much wbs do you think a kangaroo could carry in it's pouch?



No idea, but all I know is, I'm just getting out of its way and letting it take what it wants.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: B Traven] * 4
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I confess: I’m so old; The most exciting thing I’ve bought for myself in a while is this!


21g automatic lid trashcan! This is a replacement for an identical model that I’ve had for the last 5 years. Anyway, the auto lid stopped working recently and for the last three months I’ve been walking over to the can and waving my hand over the sensor,  expecting it to open….. It hasn’t!

So today I treated myself to a brand new replacement!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 2
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don't take this the wrong way - are you a fat bastard? :lol:


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: stubb] * 1
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stubb said:
Mackload said:
I'm climbing into neighbors yards emptying birdfeeders into my huge pockets :smile:


You're not the first to make that claim, and I can't help but firmly believe that this actually happens.


morning, neighbor! damn those chickadees eat like a motherfucker, tell you what :smile:


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: B Traven] * 1
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B Traven said:
Quote:
ThurmanMurman said:How much wbs do you think a kangaroo could carry in it's pouch?



No idea, but all I know is, I'm just getting out of its way and letting it take what it wants.

si=Ui3uIQdDwOE4HkC1


You see the video of dude boxing a kangaroo that had his dog in a headlock? For years, I thought that video was some funny beer commercial clip or something, but no...they're just that hardcore. Cartoonish af, but will push your shit in. Too funny...


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Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 1
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:deathrush:
Happy page 666!
I use wild birdseed, and all of the other grain sounds like shit to me because wbs is the same price that people out in the farmlands get for Rye and I can get it right here in the city.
True confession
I had humorously bad Landlords. So when I was leaving, I made sure to plant incredibly aggressive flowering weeds in my yard and hope they'll still be there years from now because the yard is going to be ignored.


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Edited by GenesisCorrupted (08/15/25 07:51 PM)

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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GenesisCorrupted said:
:deathrush:
Happy page 666!
I use wild birdseed, and all of the other grain sounds like shit to me because wbs is the same price that people out in the farmlands get for Rye and I can get it right here in the city.
True confession
I had humorously bad Landlords. So when I was leaving, I made sure to plant incredibly aggressive flowering weeds in my yard and hope they'll still be there years from now because the yard is going to be ignored.


Oh wow! That’s ruthless!

That’s exactly why I got rid of the bird feeder in my yard! Weeds! Weeds I’ve never seen before!


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: OLDDAD77] * 1
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I confess that I pay inflated prices for rye grain because it's convenient and I'm lazy and don't want to store big bags and just want to buy 20 quarts' worth at a time. And I wouldn't really want to keep it around for over a year (again, no safe place to put it, etc.) so my annual cost given how much I'm running is no different than if I bought a giant bag and tossed half of it.

Still has a negligible effect on my, I mean SWIM's, margins.


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Edited by B Traven (08/15/25 08:36 PM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mackload] * 4
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Mackload said:
don't take this the wrong way - are you a fat bastard? :lol:


I ain't even close to fat but man that trashcan tickles my pickle



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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: OLDDAD77] * 7
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GenesisCorrupted said:
I had humorously bad Landlords.


my last landlord in s philly was a massive lazy spoiled rich brat who never did maintenance or anything i requested(i dont like being bothered so i didnt really care) but when it was time to move out i let him know the keys were in a lockbox and see ya later. he said OK thanks!

in the state of PA landlords have 30 days to return deposits or a bill for any damages:awesome:

whelp come day 30 and nothing. so day 31 i request my deposit back. he says in two weeks he will have a bill for me! for 12k!!! i threatened to take him to court and i got my deposits back plus 2k worth of civil fines and payments because he sucked so bad.

:haha:


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: mushboy] * 9
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had a slumlord who kept my deposit and called ice on his own tennants so

i filled all the drains with five gallons of expanding foam when i left.  🤷‍♂️

must suck to suck. 

edit in all fairness i did warn him.  i said "i can hurt you in ways that a normal person wouldnt consider"


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Edited by BeefExtreme (08/16/25 09:50 AM)

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: BeefExtreme]
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I confess im very conflicted. Its dumping rain rn. On one hand i got stuff to do outside, on the other hand weve been in a pretty bad draught.


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: tryptkaloids] * 3
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i know the feeling.  i love the rain. ill open the windows and play videogames all fuckin day.  gopuff some snacks.

you ever have a tony's choco-lonely bar? fuck me that shit is addictive.


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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thats the confession.  i eat an entire choco-lonely like every weekend.  the purple one is the best it has toffee and stuff.


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: BeefExtreme]
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Never heard of em. You'll have to put me on this winter when i get back to avon


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Flowchart for Recommended plan of action.
Learn the tried and true way to grow mushrooms
Use the Damn search engine
After you know what you're doing, take a break 
Pick a book, Make some chips!
Josex said:Don't take the site seriously bro, ain't worth it.
 

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