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According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you:
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After you died, two terrible, horrifying Angels will visit you by your graveside, and demand of you to answer the following question:

"Who is your God?"



What would you say?


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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Asante] * 2
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My god is your god ....

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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Kinko]
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Checkmate...

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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Kinko]
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I don't think they are fooled that easily, after all, "you will be held in evidence against yourself"

You can't just say something clever because they see right intoyour soul.

Who or what is your God at this point in time?


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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Asante]
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I would excessive my rite of self divination. I am my own god. I am not concerned with the affairs of mortal gods like yours


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Your god is dead, and I killed him.

When you’re lost, here I am. Forever with your soul


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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Asante] * 1
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Haile Selassie I


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Edited by Phegnomeanon (12/14/18 01:46 PM)

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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
mortal gods like yours



I don't think you know mine.


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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Asante]
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Never met one, never will.


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Your god is dead, and I killed him.

When you’re lost, here I am. Forever with your soul


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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Asante]
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Jesus H Christ...  I’ll go with where ever that ship sails..


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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Amanita86]
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too bad his real name is neither jesus or christ lol

you'd just get some blue eyed white dude with perfectly trimmed hair in heaven

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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Konyap]
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Well apparently He liked His friends to call Him Jesus, so I’ll oblige..

Asante, what do I win?


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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Amanita86]
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I'm Jewish.


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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Asante]
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Is this before or after you get the 72 virgins?

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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Amanita86]
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Amanita86 said:
Well apparently He liked His friends to call Him Jesus, so I’ll oblige..

Asante, what do I win?




first off the letter 'j' wasn't even around until the 15 hundreds
we already had a letter for that in latin it was the G which is why the cursive capitol G before 1996 looks like two j's next to each other
for instance you can say 'germany' or 'giselle' and have the same pronunciation as J

the dudes name was josha, spelt like yashwa or something
the letter 'j' is some bogus crap we had to put up with while being invaded/trading slaves with muslims


Edited by Konyap (12/14/18 06:03 PM)

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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Konyap]
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People get my name wrong all the time..:shrug:


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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: UpSyndrome]
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Konyap said:
too bad his real name is neither jesus or christ lol

you'd just get some blue eyed white dude with perfectly trimmed hair in heaven




Wasnt it Yesua?

UpSyndrome said:
Is this before or after you get the 72 virgins?




I think the outcome of that is very much dependant on your answer.


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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Asante] * 3
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"My God is agape.  My Goddess is Babalon.  You're tresspassing in these crossroads.  Fuck off and take your damn virgins with you.  My cup is filled for the great whore and my journey is aright upon this sublime see ov eternity.  I answer to none for none is the answer."


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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: lavod]
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The Awesomeness inside as all is who I praise! ! !

PS here's a pick of the real God:












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Nothing breads nothing

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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Asante]
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To Be Silent.


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Re: According to Islam, the following thing will happen to you: [Re: Asante]
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Asante said:
After you died, two terrible, horrifying Angels will visit you by your graveside, and demand of you to answer the following question:

"Who is your God?"



What would you say?




Incorrect.  If you martyr yourself for islam(kill a bunch of people for Islam) you get a free pass.

I’d say the one true god, no demiurges allowed.


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Amanita86 said:
Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..

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